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08-23-2009, 12:50 AM
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Shoot da' puck
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President Obama Gives Two Weeks Notice
In a shocking announcement today President Barack Hussein Obama turned in a letter of resignation to the real leader of the party, Sen. Nancy Pelosi. He wants to spend more time with his family.
His last day as Chief Executive will be September 5.
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08-23-2009, 12:52 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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*Sniff*
If only change had a chance.
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 12:54 AM
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Quote:
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*Sniff*
If only change had a chance.
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Lol... good one  |
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08-23-2009, 12:58 AM
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Shoot da' puck
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*Sniff*
If only change had a chance.
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Biden must be sweating bullets like Daffy Duck. |
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08-23-2009, 12:58 AM
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Yay! Palin quit! Wait..... is this the "Wicked Witch is dead" thread?
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08-23-2009, 12:59 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by miles
Biden must be sweating bullets like Daffy Duck.
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He be shaking like a dog passing peach pits. 
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:00 AM
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Shoot da' puck
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Originally Posted by vetteman
He be shaking like a dog passing peach pits. |
Now that right there is funny. I don't care who you are. |
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08-23-2009, 01:00 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by JABcomix
Yay! Palin quit! Wait..... is this the "Wicked Witch is dead" thread?
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There's some broom launching going on the Blurt Thread from time to time.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:01 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by miles
Now that right there is funny. I don't care who you are.
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The dog may take exception.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:02 AM
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Shoot da' puck
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Originally Posted by vetteman
He be shaking like a dog passing peach pits. |
Pelosi just started a press conference. She told the nation "I'm in control here." |
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08-23-2009, 01:02 AM
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There's some broom launching going on the Blurt Thread from time to time.
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Well I'm new to this town, so is that the "Blurt Renolds" thread? |
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08-23-2009, 01:16 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by miles
Pelosi just started a press conference. She told the nation "I'm in control here."
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Now the situation is reversed...we're doing the shaking.
She lends a lot to the old adage that when the House is in session America is in danger.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by JABcomix
Well I'm new to this town, so is that the "Blurt Renolds" thread?
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No, that would be the Isolated Blurt thread, which is now currently being dominated by Holy Devil, aka the only person on this board whose EEG is quieter than Miles's.
Although even Holy Devil might know that Pelosi isn't a senator.
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08-23-2009, 01:19 AM
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I tried to imagine this being funny with a different politician in power, and it didn't work any better that way.
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08-23-2009, 01:22 AM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by JABcomix
Well I'm new to this town, so is that the "Blurt Renolds" thread?
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You could head on over there and ask for Deliverance and see what happens.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:24 AM
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You could head on over there and ask for Deliverance and see what happens. |
I've seen what happens.
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08-23-2009, 01:27 AM
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I've seen what happens.
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Hey, now that is some funny shit...but be advised that woman will troll your shit relentlessly into every darkened corner of the world.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:32 AM
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Hey, now that is some funny shit...but be advised that woman will troll your shit relentlessly into every darkened corner of the world. |
Sounds like you've had some experience. Also, it's a shock to find out that this was a woman. ("was" being the operative word) If you notice, I added a penis down there. |
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08-23-2009, 01:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
In a shocking announcement today President Barack Hussein Obama turned in a letter of resignation to the real leader of the party, Sen. Nancy Pelosi. He wants to spend more time with his family.
His last day as Chief Executive will be September 5.
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you're jacking to this aren't you? |
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08-23-2009, 01:39 AM
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you're jacking to this aren't you?
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I don't think so, I took his tweezers away yesterday. |
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08-23-2009, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by JABcomix
Sounds like you've had some experience. Also, it's a shock to find out that this was a woman. ("was" being the operative word) If you notice, I added a penis down there.
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That's the funny part, there are more than a few here who always thought she had one. She's beaten the holy shit out of enough men in her stories to have grown one. 
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 01:46 AM
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That's the funny part, there are more than a few here who always thought she had one. She's beaten the holy shit out of enough men in her stories to have grown one. |
Maybe she enjoys making men into boys. Hey, if that's her kink, then more power to her. |
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08-23-2009, 02:12 AM
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Maybe she enjoys making men into boys. Hey, if that's her kink, then more power to her.
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To each his own.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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08-23-2009, 02:14 AM
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. . . the real leader of the party, Sen. Nancy Pelosi.
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 IF ONLY!
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IX. The Courtyard
It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead -
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
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08-23-2009, 02:15 AM
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To each his own.
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Of course, you come out of the U.S.M.C., where they separate the men from the boys!
With a crowbar.
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IX. The Courtyard
It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead -
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
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