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A Bisexual BDSM Relationship gone Bad
When I met her, it was love at first sight.
Me ? Literotica's favorite secretly bisexual black college sportsman slash erotic writer slash whatever. Her ? A tall, dark and lovely, big-booty Black American Princess. The daughter of a dad who's a wealthy doctor at MGH and a mother who's an esteemed female college professor. In other words, Black Royalty.
Yeah, nobody thought we would make it. Especially since I was doing the bed-hopping thing with middle-aged female professors, Latino hustlers, Asian male shopkeepers and homothugs. I was getting so much ass from women and men, I thought my dick would fall off. That was 2004.
Fast forward five years.....I finally earned my bachelor's degree in criminal justice, and I'm a cop in the big city. I told my wife I'm bisexual long before we got hitched. She's kind of bisexual too, which is okay. Little Miss Perfect got hired by a big company as a junior exec right out of college, and they paid for her to get her MBA. In between these years, we bought a house, and have three sons.
I'm no longer chasing guys and girls all over Boston. Well, not for sex anyway. I miss sex with men. My wife loves sex, and she likes anal sex too. She loves my dick up her bum more than the average gay male, which is saying a lot. Also, she's got a trusty strap-on which we've worn out from overuse.
I love my wife. Life is good. Or it was until three hours ago.
We were having an early afternoon lovemaking session. Translated into hard fucking on the terrace....and next thing I know, she was mad as hell because I accidentally said the B-word in bed. She got so mad I feared for my life. Don't get me wrong. I love my wife. And I ain't no wuss. She's no abusive twit. However, that look in her eyes would have made Satan run.
And I'm now in a motel room with my laptop and three hundred bucks in my pocket.....
Isn't life great ?
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08-22-2009, 09:01 PM
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So you copypasted this from the general board although it doesn't actually have anything to do with BDSM.
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08-22-2009, 09:22 PM
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So you copypasted this from the general board although it doesn't actually have anything to do with BDSM.
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Yeah, I need advice. My world is crumbling. sue me.
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08-22-2009, 09:30 PM
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You'll probably find more in the relevant forum, which isn't this one.
At least the BDSM Cafe.
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08-22-2009, 10:07 PM
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You'll probably find more in the relevant forum, which isn't this one.
At least the BDSM Cafe.
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why, thank you. 
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08-22-2009, 10:16 PM
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You'll probably find more in the relevant forum, which isn't this one.
At least the BDSM Cafe.
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why, thank you.
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08-23-2009, 12:39 AM
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08-23-2009, 12:45 AM
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I'd say that the chances of you getting treated seriously after you last few threads in this forum are nil. Go back the GB, you fit in better there.
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08-23-2009, 01:35 AM
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Well this right here is what seems so strange to me samuel
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This sounds like is a 5 year marriage between two people who are from very different backgrounds, with all the parenting responsibilities that having three children involve... as well as the responsibilities of building two careers and owning your own home... relationship to me. You call your marriage a bisexual BDSM relationship simply because you are Bi and she is a little Bi? You said you haven't had bi-sexual sex with men since you have been married.
So your wife fucks your ass with a strap-on, that doesn't make it a Bi-sexual relationship nor does it make it a BDSM relationship. Your way of thinking sends up a big red flag in my mind. I am very sure that there must be much more involved here other than just your accidentally calling your wife a bitch while having sex.
Sounds like you fucked up and you have probably been fucking up... big time for quite awhile now..went down like a "last straw" situation and I bet your wife has simply had enough of your immaturity, your irresponsibility in every part of your life other than performing your job and your yearning for other men.
I advise you to shut off your laptop, sit there in that hotel room, try to get your head back into the stark realities of life. Try to do some deep thinking other than thinking up erotic story ideas and try some real soul searching, think about how you have been treating your loved ones, whether or not you have been manning up to your responsibilities as a husband and father.
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08-23-2009, 01:43 AM
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You know, now that Adakgirl mentions it, I'm a little confused here too. Not that Samuelx hasn't always confused me, he can be hard to understand sometimes, but in what way is this story bisexual or BDSM at all? The point of the story is that he loves his wife, but he called her a bitch in bed, and now he's in the doghouse. Right? That's what I'm getting from this.
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08-23-2009, 02:31 AM
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It has nothing to do with bisexuality or BDSM. He's just posting it in as many forums as possible.
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08-23-2009, 07:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuelx
I love my wife. Life is good. Or it was until three hours ago.
We were having an early afternoon lovemaking session. Translated into hard fucking on the terrace....and next thing I know, she was mad as hell because I accidentally said the B-word in bed. She got so mad I feared for my life. Don't get me wrong. I love my wife. And I ain't no wuss. She's no abusive twit. However, that look in her eyes would have made Satan run.
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Hey, calm down.
If nothing else was wrong, a woman isn't going to throw her man out for one word said in the heat of passion. I don't actually now what the 'B-word' is, but I'm guessing from context 'Bitch', not 'Bastard'. In either case it really ain't a big deal, and no sensible woman is going to bust up a marriage over it.
Alternatives are
(1) There's a hell of a lot else wrong you aren't telling us; or
(2) She's mad as hell now but if you take a lot of roses - a LOT of roses - round tomorrow and apologise, things will be OK. You might even get great make-up sex!
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08-23-2009, 07:10 AM
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I can agree with everything except the "favourite" or that anything in that first post is true.
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08-23-2009, 10:09 AM
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Well this right here is what seems so strange to me samuel
This sounds like is a 5 year marriage between two people who are from very different backgrounds, with all the parenting responsibilities that having three children involve... as well as the responsibilities of building two careers and owning your own home... relationship to me. You call your marriage a bisexual BDSM relationship simply because you are Bi and she is a little Bi? You said you haven't had bi-sexual sex with men since you have been married.
So your wife fucks your ass with a strap-on, that doesn't make it a Bi-sexual relationship nor does it make it a BDSM relationship. Your way of thinking sends up a big red flag in my mind. I am very sure that there must be much more involved here other than just your accidentally calling your wife a bitch while having sex.
Sounds like you fucked up and you have probably been fucking up... big time for quite awhile now..went down like a "last straw" situation and I bet your wife has simply had enough of your immaturity, your irresponsibility in every part of your life other than performing your job and your yearning for other men.
I advise you to shut off your laptop, sit there in that hotel room, try to get your head back into the stark realities of life. Try to do some deep thinking other than thinking up erotic story ideas and try some real soul searching, think about how you have been treating your loved ones, whether or not you have been manning up to your responsibilities as a husband and father.
Then let me know what you come up with and I will try to advise you further.
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Oh, I returned home last night. Took a bit of groveling, but I'd say we're okay. We had breakfast together as a family. Life is normal again. 
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08-23-2009, 10:12 AM
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Well this right here is what seems so strange to me samuel
This sounds like is a 5 year marriage between two people who are from very different backgrounds, with all the parenting responsibilities that having three children involve... as well as the responsibilities of building two careers and owning your own home... relationship to me. You call your marriage a bisexual BDSM relationship simply because you are Bi and she is a little Bi? You said you haven't had bi-sexual sex with men since you have been married.
So your wife fucks your ass with a strap-on, that doesn't make it a Bi-sexual relationship nor does it make it a BDSM relationship. Your way of thinking sends up a big red flag in my mind. I am very sure that there must be much more involved here other than just your accidentally calling your wife a bitch while having sex.
Sounds like you fucked up and you have probably been fucking up... big time for quite awhile now..went down like a "last straw" situation and I bet your wife has simply had enough of your immaturity, your irresponsibility in every part of your life other than performing your job and your yearning for other men.
I advise you to shut off your laptop, sit there in that hotel room, try to get your head back into the stark realities of life. Try to do some deep thinking other than thinking up erotic story ideas and try some real soul searching, think about how you have been treating your loved ones, whether or not you have been manning up to your responsibilities as a husband and father.
Then let me know what you come up with and I will try to advise you further.
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Oh, I've returned home. Took a bit of groveling. We had breakfast as a family today. Life is normal again.
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08-25-2009, 09:24 AM
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And you are a fucked-up drama queen.
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08-25-2009, 02:07 PM
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Seriously.
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08-25-2009, 08:28 PM
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I like walnuts.
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08-25-2009, 09:33 PM
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I like walnuts.
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I'm an acorn.
Small and round.
Lying on the cold cold ground
People come and step on me
That's why I'm so cracked you see.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Great oaks from little acorns grow...
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Great oaks from little acorns grow...
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*breaks into song*
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08-27-2009, 11:44 AM
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Humans don't eat acorns.  |
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Don't they? What does that have to do with us?
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08-28-2009, 11:43 AM
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Some of them do eat acorns. The Native American tribes of the Chickchansi, Mono and a few others used acorns as their main food source. They are humans.
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08-29-2009, 01:41 AM
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Well, I am pretty great.
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I think K would beg to differ.
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