Accidentally calling your wife BICTH in bed

[Samuelx]

When I met her, it was love at first sight.


Me ? Literotica's favorite secretly bisexual black college sportsman slash erotic writer slash whatever. Her ? A tall, dark and lovely, big-booty Black American Princess. The daughter of a dad who's a wealthy doctor at MGH and a mother who's an esteemed female college professor. In other words, Black Royalty.


Yeah, nobody thought we would make it. Especially since I was doing the bed-hopping thing with middle-aged female professors, Latino hustlers, Asian male shopkeepers and homothugs. I was getting so much ass from women and men, I thought my dick would fall off. That was 2004.


Fast forward five years.....I finally earned my bachelor's degree in criminal justice, and I'm a cop in the big city. I told my wife I'm bisexual long before we got hitched. She's kind of bisexual too, which is okay. Little Miss Perfect got hired by a big company as a junior exec right out of college, and they paid for her to get her MBA. In between these years, we bought a house, and have three sons.


I'm no longer chasing guys and girls all over Boston. Well, not for sex anyway. I miss sex with men. My wife loves sex, and she likes anal sex too. She loves my dick up her bum more than the average gay male, which is saying a lot. Also, she's got a trusty strap-on which we've worn out from overuse.


I love my wife. Life is good. Or it was until three hours ago.


We were having an early afternoon lovemaking session. Translated into hard fucking on the terrace....and next thing I know, she was mad as hell because I accidentally said the B-word in bed. She got so mad I feared for my life. Don't get me wrong. I love my wife. And I ain't no wuss. She's no abusive twit. However, that look in her eyes would have made Satan run.


And I'm now in a motel room with my laptop and three hundred bucks in my pocket.....


Isn't life great ?

[Orangine]

Gifter writer

I don't belive any of it, but it sounds interesting

[Samuelx]

Originally Posted by Orangine

Gifter writer

I don't belive any of it, but it sounds interesting

Trust me, dude. It's real.

[KRCummings]

Ever thought about shutting the fuck up?

[Kybele]

I'd kick you out if I discovered you had a lithp as well.

[mark197205]

You called her a bicth? no wonder she was pissed...

[Samuelx]

Originally Posted by mark197205

You called her a bicth? no wonder she was pissed...

dude, it was an accident.

[Bohemian Blue]

Originally Posted by Samuelx

dude, it was an accident.

Either accept your place, or move on.
None of us here, give a shit.

[Missgeorgi]

wow really... I would never kick a guy out for calling me a bitch... evenmore so if it was in bed...

[Colonel Hogan]

Imagine if you had accidentally used another woman's name!

My second wife once went ape shit because I yelled at our dog. As if it actually suffered an insult which it understood.

[prostatecurious]

Too bad mano... my girl likes me to call her cunt when I screw her.... She's got a potty mouth in bed like nobody, and it's alot of fun... of course I respect her and think the world of her, even in bed, it's all play! I'll say something like "you want me drill your cunt out?" ... hell she even says that first...

[MNGuy]

Jeez, my ex-girlfriend used to say, 'Whip me, beat me, call me bitch.'