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08-12-2009, 03:11 PM
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Fall of the Crackers
I went to the store and didn't see any crackers. I spent twenty minutes in there, in an area that once teemed with these saltine goodies and couldn't find any.
The store owner told me that crackers are stale, and going out of style. The manufacturer simply doesn't make more of them.
However, Chocolate's stock is high. Chocolate is popular and definitely here to stay.
Vanilla tries to compete, but like the cracker, it's stale and going out of style.
How do you feel about that ?
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08-12-2009, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Samuelx
I went to the store and didn't see any crackers. I spent twenty minutes in there, in an area that once teemed with these saltine goodies and couldn't find any.
The store owner told me that crackers are stale, and going out of style. The manufacturer simply doesn't make more of them.
However, Chocolate's stock is high. Chocolate is popular and definitely here to stay.
Vanilla tries to compete, but like the cracker, it's stale and going out of style.
How do you feel about that ?
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You're wrong. That's how I feel.  |
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08-12-2009, 03:33 PM
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You're wrong. That's how I feel. |
Denial...will get you nowhere. 
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08-12-2009, 03:37 PM
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I feel like you're probably a cracker yourself. 
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08-12-2009, 03:37 PM
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Denial...will get you nowhere. |
Have you been to Walmart, recently? |
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08-12-2009, 03:38 PM
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I feel like you're probably a cracker yourself. |
You could very well be right. |
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08-12-2009, 03:52 PM
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You could very well be right.
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I'm a chocolate bar.....lol.
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08-12-2009, 04:22 PM
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I couldn't find any Keeblers at the store today.  |
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08-13-2009, 10:02 AM
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I couldn't find any Keeblers at the store today. |
Hershey tastes much better....Saltines are a thing of the past.
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08-13-2009, 10:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuelx
I went to the store and didn't see any crackers. I spent twenty minutes in there, in an area that once teemed with these saltine goodies and couldn't find any.
The store owner told me that crackers are stale, and going out of style. The manufacturer simply doesn't make more of them.
However, Chocolate's stock is high. Chocolate is popular and definitely here to stay.
Vanilla tries to compete, but like the cracker, it's stale and going out of style.
How do you feel about that ?
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How were the sales of lumps of brown shit ?  |
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08-13-2009, 12:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuelx
I went to the store and didn't see any crackers. I spent twenty minutes in there, in an area that once teemed with these saltine goodies and couldn't find any.
The store owner told me that crackers are stale, and going out of style. The manufacturer simply doesn't make more of them.
However, Chocolate's stock is high. Chocolate is popular and definitely here to stay.
Vanilla tries to compete, but like the cracker, it's stale and going out of style.
How do you feel about that ?
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Do you go to the same group meetings as rory? |
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08-13-2009, 01:55 PM
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How were the sales of lumps of brown shit ? |
He sold your brain? Wow, isn't that illegal? |
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08-13-2009, 07:16 PM
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Do you go to the same group meetings as rory?
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Yeah, but you have to be an Original Human to enter, as in an African or someone of African descent, not one of those pale imitations of humans known as the Caucasoids. 
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