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Old 08-10-2009, 12:29 AM   #1
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Bill Clinton shows what he's good at

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/10/us/10iht-letter.html


synopsis: Clinton and Obama haven't spoken in 4 months. Clinton had no authority to negotiate anything. George W., Cheney, and Karl Rove all said it's "polotikin"

Clinton came back with the girls.

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Old 08-10-2009, 12:30 AM   #2
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it was arranged beforehand. they just chose clinton because he is a former president and highly noticable. and to smear that slimey dick of his all over the gop.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:31 AM   #3
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Bill wants to be first lady in the worst way.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:35 AM   #4
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Bill wants to be first lady in the worst way.
I really believe that's right! I never was a BC fan till afterwards when comparing his performance to Bush's. You have to admit, he's effective. He is the silver tongue. Could anyone else gone over there and come back with the girls?
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:42 AM   #5
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I really believe that's right! I never was a BC fan till afterwards when comparing his performance to Bush's. You have to admit, he's effective. He is the silver tongue. Could anyone else gone over there and come back with the girls?
Bill knows how to get the girls. He and Hillary are the consummate politicians.
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Bill is Da Man.
Did anyone doubt he'd come back without a couple of girls?
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:45 AM   #7
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Bill is Da Man.
Did anyone doubt he'd come back without a couple of girls?
Must have been an interesting plane ride.......(vivid imagination)
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:49 AM   #8
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I imagine Bill making a pass before realizing that Kim was a man.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:59 AM   #9
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Must have been an interesting plane ride.......(vivid imagination)
he probably just kept asking if anyone offered the ladies "protection for favors" while they were in there.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:05 AM   #10
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I am amazed that he had to apologize for their 'behavior' and swear that it wouldn't happen again. But, I guess it is a very small price to get them back safely.
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The story ended well. It not only makes Bill Clinton look good. It makes President Obama look good.

With Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein gone, Kim Jong-il is the most evil dictator in power. Nevertheless, there never has been much we can do to oppose him but provoke a war that would devastate the Korean peninsula. Also, with the mess Bush created in Iraq and Afghanistan the U.S. military is over extended. We simply need to make Kim want to do what we want him to do.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:36 AM   #12
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I am amazed that he had to apologize for their 'behavior' and swear that it wouldn't happen again. But, I guess it is a very small price to get them back safely.
They did break the law.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:32 AM   #13
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They did break the law.
Yep, which leaves more questions than answers. If they planned to sneak over the border, somebody forgot to tell them to make sure and stock up on booze, cigarettes, hard currency and/or porn. The guards would gladly look the other way.

Oh wait, that might of been a little more difficult for Americans. Anyway...
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:04 AM   #14
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I really believe that's right! I never was a BC fan till afterwards when comparing his performance to Bush's. You have to admit, he's effective. He is the silver tongue. Could anyone else gone over there and come back with the girls?
It was a done deal before he left. Obama would never risk losing face by sending someone to negotiate who might come back empty-handed.

The question is what did we give up to get them back? Don't be surprised if Iran tries the same thing.

Negotiating with terrorists is bad business.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:08 AM   #15
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It was a done deal before he left. Obama would never risk losing face by sending someone to negotiate who might come back empty-handed.

The question is what did we give up to get them back? Don't be surprised if Iran tries the same thing.

Negotiating with terrorists is bad business.
Not to Obama. Too bad he won't negotiate with the Taliban...
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:10 PM   #16
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It was a done deal before he left. Obama would never risk losing face by sending someone to negotiate who might come back empty-handed.

The question is what did we give up to get them back? Don't be surprised if Iran tries the same thing.

Negotiating with terrorists is bad business
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why not. reagan did it. he did it with iran and sold them weapons. so why cant the new guy do it to save a few lives?
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:13 PM   #17
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He wanted blow jobs.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:16 PM   #18
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Clinton had no authority to negotiate anything.
Try going to North Korea with Obama's OK.

If you get two feet into the DMZ I'll suck your dick.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:37 PM   #19
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Did anyone doubt he'd come back without a couple of girls?
He wouldn't have gone if that were the case.
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:47 PM   #20
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He was hoping they'd be up for a little NAFTA.

'Nother afternoon of fuckin' that ass!
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With Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein gone, Kim Jong-il is the most evil dictator in power.
Also the weirdest.
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Word is they're warming up W in the bullpen, in case Kim needs some brush cleared.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:59 PM   #23
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Not to Obama. Too bad he won't negotiate with the Taliban...
Who says he's not??
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:44 PM   #24
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Try going to North Korea with Obama's OK.

If you get two feet into the DMZ I'll suck your dick.
I don't know DCL, even if you were really really good at it I don't think I'd like it.
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