Old 08-07-2009, 10:52 PM   #1
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Gayest GI Joe character

I'm going with Shipwreck, but that's not an easy choice.
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:53 PM   #2
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Chuckles. The Hawaiian shirt was way too much.
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:57 PM   #3
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A guy's name was Snow Job for chrissake!
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A guy's name was Snow Job for chrissake!
Hey!

Snow Job drove a snowmobile with a laser cannon! He couldn't be gay.
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:40 PM   #5
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Nah, I always figured it was the guy in the sky blue vest with no shirt, I mean who wears sky blue beside gay men and women?

Oh alright fine so I think that simply because he went around in a vest with no shirt, and then acted all macho tough.

I have seen the show a few times, friends brothers are so all about them getting to watch what they want.
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Nah, I always figured it was the guy in the sky blue vest with no shirt, I mean who wears sky blue beside gay men and women?

Oh alright fine so I think that simply because he went around in a vest with no shirt, and then acted all macho tough.

I have seen the show a few times, friends brothers are so all about them getting to watch what they want.
That's 2 votes for Ship Wreck.
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That's 2 votes for Ship Wreck.
Make that 3, and I'm a little worried about Gung Ho.
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I know shit about GI Joe but the movie looks stupid. Whoever put together the trailers either had nothing to work with or is a complete idiot. There is no hint of a plot (assuming there even is one to begin with), no coherent ideas at all and the humor looks very, very juvenile and cliche'.
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I know shit about GI Joe but the movie looks stupid. Whoever put together the trailers either had nothing to work with or is a complete idiot. There is no hint of a plot (assuming there even is one to begin with), no coherent ideas at all and the humor looks very, very juvenile and cliche'.
it's g.i. joe.

so duh.

it'll be a movie for people who think thinking is overrated.
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Old 08-08-2009, 05:47 AM   #10
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Make that 3, and I'm a little worried about Gung Ho.
Eeepppp I'm lost, which one is shipwreck? I was talking about the one in the back there with the dark green hat.
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They all look like Village People rejects to me.
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They all look like Village People rejects to me.
Even Snake Eyes?
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Tom Foolery.
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Old 08-08-2009, 05:15 PM   #14
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Tom Foolery.
Is that a real character? He doesn't have a code name.
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Cobra Commander is obviously the gayest.

Ever hear him talk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbANBxbmLfw
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Cobra Commander is obviously the gayest.

Ever hear him talk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbANBxbmLfw
2 technicalities.

Cobra Commander isn't a Joe.

The voice could be related to the accident he had in Cobrala that forces him to wear that faceplate.

How was he going to eat that turkey dinner with the faceplate??
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2 technicalities.

Cobra Commander isn't a Joe.

The voice could be related to the accident he had in Cobrala that forces him to wear that faceplate.

How was he going to eat that turkey dinner with the faceplate??
Well, you said GI Joe character, and the movie and/or cartoon wasn't named "Cobra". Therefore, CC technically is a "GI JOE character".

2nd...excuses...excuses...

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Is that a real character? He doesn't have a code name.
Code name Cade.
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Even Snake Eyes?
Especially him.
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Especially him.
Dude, c'mon. Snake Eyes design is hard core. He's the Boba Fett of GI Joe.
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