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07-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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Governor Schwarzenegger seals Kraft's birth certificate.
It's official
I recently sent an e-mail request to the governor to release Kraft's birth certificate to end the rampant speculation that has been going on for the past few years.
The governor refused my request and his office cited various California statutes as the reason.
However, my confidential, unnamed informant in Sacramento has informed me that this was strictly a political move.
Why won't Kraft just release it?
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07-28-2009, 11:28 AM
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ummmm... haven't you seen Pookie's thread?
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07-28-2009, 11:31 AM
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More than Jake
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Yet another vanity thread for someone you don't care about.
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07-28-2009, 11:34 AM
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GOP/Dems suck monkey cock
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haven't you seen Pookie's thread?
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07-28-2009, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Kybele
ummmm... haven't you seen Pookie's thread?
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I'm not wondering why Pookie made a thread. I'm just wondering why Kraft won't release Kraft's birth certificate to end the speculation.
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07-28-2009, 11:36 AM
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Crippling your sister
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Quote:
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I'm not wondering why Pookie made a thread. I'm just wondering why Kraft won't release Kraft's birth certificate to end the speculation.
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07-28-2009, 11:42 AM
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Why do you have an asscrack in your abdomen?
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Did I call it or what? I predicted posts like these weeks ago.
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07-28-2009, 11:45 AM
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Crippling your sister
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Did I call it or what? I predicted posts like these weeks ago.
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You are so clever!
You don't poop out of your navel do you? |
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07-28-2009, 11:51 AM
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You are so clever!
You don't poop out of your navel do you?
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Ask questions about Kraft and people start hurling personal attacks.
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07-28-2009, 12:05 PM
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GOP/Dems suck monkey cock
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Originally Posted by SgtSpiderMan
Ask questions about Kraft and people start hurling personal attacks.
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He is not someone to be trifled with! |
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07-28-2009, 12:06 PM
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He is not someone to be trifled with!
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I'm not trifling with anyone. I just asked a question. Usually when I ask questions on here it isn't a problem. I don't know why people (or one person is/) are getting so upset about this
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07-28-2009, 12:10 PM
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Ask questions about Kraft and people start hurling personal attacks.
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Well, you oughtn't mess with the person who creates Macaroni and Cheese. And Kraft Paper, too. |
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07-28-2009, 12:52 PM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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07-28-2009, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
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Robin Tunney had to provide her birth certificate to work with Governor Schwarzenegger in End of Days. Why won't Kraft?
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07-28-2009, 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SgtSpiderMan
I'm not wondering why Pookie made a thread. I'm just wondering why Kraft won't release Kraft's birth certificate to end the speculation.
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Umm this is just a guess but it could be because she does not have to. I mean who are you to think you are so important that she has to proove anything to?
My prediction:
1. If KK posts any kind of records the responce will be "how do we know it's real"
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07-28-2009, 01:08 PM
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Crippling your sister
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Originally Posted by SgtSpiderMan
Ask questions about Kraft and people start hurling personal attacks.
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I was just asking!
Grump. |
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07-28-2009, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TikkaT3
Umm this is just a guess but it could be because she does not have to. I mean who are you to think you are so important that she has to proove anything to?
My prediction:
1. If KK posts any kind of records the responce will be "how do we know it's real"
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That's an excellent point which I had not yet considered. I thank you for raising it.
Be aware though that now you may find yourself victim to personal attacks for simply asking a question.
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07-28-2009, 01:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TikkaT3
Umm this is just a guess but it could be because she does not have to. I mean who are you to think you are so important that she has to proove anything to?
My prediction:
1. If KK posts any kind of records the responce will be "how do we know it's real"
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Those damn birthers! There's just no pleasing them!  |
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07-28-2009, 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
Those damn birthers! There's just no pleasing them! |
Maybe a vid showing every moment from birth till now will make em happy...
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07-28-2009, 01:24 PM
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what's new, fuck bubble?
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Quote:
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Maybe a vid showing every moment from birth till now will make em happy...
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If they can fake a moon-landing video, what would be so hard about that?
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07-28-2009, 01:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rosco rathbone
If they can fake a moon-landing video, what would be so hard about that?
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I think the fact that a video of Kraft's entire life would only add to the controversy.
Why would someone videotape Kraft's entire life?
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07-28-2009, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SgtSpiderMan
I think the fact that a video of Kraft's entire life would only add to the controversy.
Why would someone videotape Kraft's entire life?
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07-28-2009, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by rosco rathbone
If they can fake a moon-landing video, what would be so hard about that?
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I guess it will remain a mystery to some forever then. As for me, well I never doubted and have seen enought to reasure me I was correct all along.
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07-28-2009, 03:37 PM
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It would be too long.
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07-28-2009, 06:06 PM
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Liberal terrorist chica
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Pookie is fucking Gov. Schwarzenegger?
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Shhhhhh. |
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