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You know the size of that thing thrills me.
You and me both, honey!
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You know the size of that thing thrills me.
We took the oath, honey!
Does it make you blind?
Its time to cut you off the alcohol, you're loud and grabby.
Oh, shut up and start mowing my lawn.
Ha, ha; very funny. Why do strong women make such good comediennes?
Ever tried how good and sexy it feels to wear lingerie? the soft fabric, the way it pulls and pushes, the way it supports and provides freedom... not a clue?.
It seems like I've been sleeping with a cellmate nut for the last couple of years now.
No, we're a Mixtec couple
So you only speak to little gnomes?
Ewww; Scotties are gross.
Are you taking issue with my talking dog?
He inseminated me when his cock went up my leg.
Maybe you should have let him fart, dear.
And maybe he should have been a gentleman and not stripped me down.
I asked for innuendo, not formal remonstrance...
Just steer clear of Calvin and Hobbs.
I told you to take those budgies away from them
I never used the word 'deciduous', but they do smell delicious.
Personally, I prefer the smelt in canisters.
I prefer minty fresh.
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I wouldn't expect too much of a tit from me today!
Can they really wax a whale?
Yes. Just a car full, though - they're sticklish.
Right! We have to go back to the good old days where a man would be asking for it if he didn't deny her obesity!