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Old 06-19-2018, 12:35 AM   #3676
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Idiots.
Seriously. I mean look at that man in a suit. *swoon*

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The fact is at that point knowing the truth is almost useless
Iíve said something very similar when my feelings were flayed. The truth didnít matter. Wasnít going to make it hurt any lessóbut thatís me. I know for some people closure and why matters and thatís no less valid.
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Old 06-19-2018, 02:51 PM   #3677
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Binary logic, two options: any statement is either true or false. Flip a coin; heads or tails? Or does it land on edge, or roll down a drain?

Fuzzy logic, unknown options: any statement is sorta true or sorta false. It depends.

Solid-state logic, three options: any statement is either true (on and 1) or false (on and 0) or an undefined ground state (off).

Die logic, structural options: however many sides on your dice, that's how many truths are available.

Jain logic, seven-fold: any statement is some mix of maybe true and/or maybe false and/or maybe unknowable.

31-fold extensiůn: add maybe trivial (like 1=1) and/or maybe irrelevant (like like elephants in another galaxy).

Truth can be whatever you want. Just pick a logic system and run with it.
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Old 06-19-2018, 07:39 PM   #3678
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The truth is you donít need to be a coward or a cunt to end a relationship.
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Old 06-19-2018, 08:53 PM   #3679
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The truth is you donít need to be a coward or a cunt to end a relationship.
My grandma always used to say that any time we went to visit. When I was 5 I didn't really understand what she was talking about. But now I think back and I'm like that woman was so wise.
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Old 06-19-2018, 10:39 PM   #3680
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The truth is you donít need to be a coward or a cunt to end a relationship.
That is very much the truth.

Miles, your grandma was indeed very sage. My mom always told my brothers ďDonít stick your dick in crazy.Ē Iíve passed that advice on to my own son. I doubt he will listen either.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

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Old 06-20-2018, 04:49 AM   #3681
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Crazy can be fun.


It can be like shellfish though - too much and you get sick of it, maybe even break out in a rash.
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Old 06-20-2018, 05:37 AM   #3682
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Old 06-20-2018, 06:24 AM   #3683
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We overnighted our little RV at the 1000 Trails site in Santa Clarita. Commuter trains in the morning were too early, too near, and too loud. Our Santa Clarita diet was: leave.
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:58 AM   #3684
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That is very much the truth.

Miles, your grandma was indeed very sage. My mom always told my brothers ďDonít stick your dick in crazy.Ē Iíve passed that advice on to my own son. I doubt he will listen either.
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Crazy can be fun.


It can be like shellfish though - too much and you get sick of it, maybe even break out in a rash.
If it helps, tell him I agree with you and your mom. Those are words to live by but, as Emerson said, crazy can be fun. So while you really shouldn't stick your dick in crazy, the truth is they likely will at least on occasion. The trick is in minimizing the risk.

Before you stick your dick in crazy, BE PREPARED:

1. Do you have an escape plan in the event the crazy flares up? Before you stick your dick too far into the crazy, identify all modes of egress and have a plan to flee with your wallet and keys if necessary.

2. Does she know your last name and/or address? If so, you should be prepared to create your own boutique version of the witness protection program. New city, new name, new job. If you are unwilling or unable to take such drastic action, you are not ready to stick your dick in crazy.

3. Bobby Frost once said "Nothing gold can stay," but, buddy let me tell you, digital is for-fucking-ever. Modern flirtation often includes sending dirty texts and naked pics between paramours. And for most people, sexting is fun and flirty because most people understand that with great power comes great responsibility. But then there's the crazies. Do you really think she won't scroll through every single text message you've ever sent her to find embarrassing and compromising material? Do you think she won't immediately post your most revealing photos all over social media? Do you think she won't hack into every app on your phone and make your life a living hell? If you answered no to any of those questions, then you've obviously never seen crazy in action. My dear sweet, sweet child. My darling innocent boy.

With the appropriate preparation, you can reduce the risk associated with sticking your dick in crazy. But even in the best-prepared situation, it's really a bad idea. Honestly you're probably better off just sticking your dick in an angry raccoon.

Good luck out there, son.
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:05 AM   #3685
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Truth is she probably wasnít crazy until you stuck your dick in her.


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Old 06-20-2018, 08:24 AM   #3686
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:19 AM   #3687
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Old 06-20-2018, 12:28 PM   #3688
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I didn't realize that
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Old 06-20-2018, 04:53 PM   #3689
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Truth is she probably wasnít crazy until you stuck your dick in her.


#cowardsandcunts
Itís a possibilityóbut I will say in all of my SILís cases, it was pretty apparent prior to the dick sticking. Not to say my brothers arenít assholes. They totally areóexcept the youngest one.

Iíve encountered some pretty crazy chicks here on this website too. Donít you remember my Canadian Catfish gf?

Luckily I followed the Miles Long rules of engagement, and didnít share any dirty pics, dirty texts, and didnít let her come visit though she pushed and pushed.

PS Miles, I am showing that post to boy minx as soon as he gets home from work, for that moment when he doesnít listen to me.

Other boy minx didnít listen and now I have the most adorable little grand-ish-daughter. Still doesnít stop me from regularly wanting to slap the snot out of her mother.
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Old 06-20-2018, 04:54 PM   #3690
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I still have my Bro-secco.
Forever and always Bro-letariat.
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Old 06-20-2018, 05:12 PM   #3691
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Old 06-20-2018, 05:21 PM   #3692
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Itís a possibilityóbut I will say in all of my SILís cases, it was pretty apparent prior to the dick sticking. Not to say my brothers arenít assholes. They totally areóexcept the youngest one.

Iíve encountered some pretty crazy chicks here on this website too. Donít you remember my Canadian Catfish gf?

Luckily I followed the Miles Long rules of engagement, and didnít share any dirty pics, dirty texts, and didnít let her come visit though she pushed and pushed.

PS Miles, I am showing that post to boy minx as soon as he gets home from work, for that moment when he doesnít listen to me.

Other boy minx didnít listen and now I have the most adorable little grand-ish-daughter. Still doesnít stop me from regularly wanting to slap the snot out of her mother.
Let me know if you want to conference call.
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:18 PM   #3693
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I could provide a persuasive customer testimonial or two.

Well, okay...maybe like five or six.
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:01 PM   #3694
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I could provide a persuasive customer testimonial or two.

Well, okay...maybe like five or six.
*Grabs popcorn, and gets comfy*
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:23 PM   #3695
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Iíve definitely had crazy stick its dick in me.

Like attracts like? 😂







Shut up, arseholes. 😂
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:35 AM   #3696
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:15 AM   #3697
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:23 AM   #3698
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Me too!

Okay not reallly, but I am having a holiday soon. By holiday I mean staying home for a whole week and doing loads of sleeping.
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:31 AM   #3699
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Me too!

Okay not reallly, but I am having a holiday soon. By holiday I mean staying home for a whole week and doing loads of sleeping.
That sounds like a pretty perfect holiday.
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We'll have to hide out this horribly hot weekend. Sweating lowlanders will clog our remote mountain byways seeking coolth. Won't be safe out there. Luckily, the cousins' swimming pool is near, by a back road uninfected with city folk. I anticipate flotation.

Hey, what ever happened to the First World Problems thread? Mine is deciding which USB charger to use with the old extra Android tablet.
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