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Old 06-13-2018, 08:55 PM   #3651
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Well, I think thatís the first time Iíve ever sleep dialled. 😂
You subconsciously wanted to see more lack of arm hair.
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Old 06-13-2018, 09:44 PM   #3652
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Old 06-13-2018, 10:09 PM   #3653
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Another day another MRI.
I had one of those recently. I feel your pain, friend. Big hugs to you.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:53 AM   #3654
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Another day another MRI.
I forget if it's 3 or 5 or more this past year. They blur together, along with dozens of EKGs, several cardiac procedures and retinal surgeries, many blood panels, and other stuff I don't care to remember.

I remember what they did to me yesterday. Oy.

In the bright world of the future we'll all be infested with nanobots reporting to AIs constantly monitoring our bodily functions and keeping us tuned-up with custom meds and applied electric shocks. Hulking external machinery will disappear. You'll be MRI'd from the inside out every minute or so. Enjoy.
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Old 06-14-2018, 04:24 PM   #3655
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:12 PM   #3656
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Iím fairly sure, that^ is exactly what she was doing when I sleep dialled her.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:39 PM   #3657
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:03 PM   #3658
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It's so hard to explain. Till I leave this world, always know that I will surrender my heart to the sky. Oh, our love doesn't end here. It lives forever on the wings of time.
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Old 06-15-2018, 01:35 AM   #3659
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Minxy, envisaged.



I have been known to do just that.

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Iím fairly sure, that^ is exactly what she was doing when I sleep dialled her.
Did I sound moist or drunk?
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Old 06-15-2018, 11:21 AM   #3660
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I have been known to do just that.



Did I sound moist or drunk?
Well you didnít answer but Iím sure youíd have sounded both moist and delightfully intoxicated.
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Old 06-15-2018, 06:30 PM   #3661
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:22 AM   #3662
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Well at least it's Friday.
That's almost yesterday already.
I loved you yesterday
But yesterday's gone
All my troubles seemed so far away. Feh.
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:58 PM   #3663
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That's almost yesterday already.
I loved you yesterday
But yesterday's gone
All my troubles seemed so far away. Feh.
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:53 PM   #3664
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So I just saw the headline "A woman went to check her corn ó and was swallowed by a python" in the newspaper and I don't know what to think anymore.
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:03 AM   #3665
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So I just saw the headline "A woman went to check her corn ó and was swallowed by a python" in the newspaper and I don't know what to think anymore.
Yes, that is more than mildly disconcerting. How is the python doing?

That reminds me of a Keith Richards story. He was visiting a cannabis commune in California's woody Golden Triangle. After much alcohol and amyl nitrate, he wandered into the brush to drain his lizard. He whipped out his long, thin crank and aimed at a Yerba Santa shrub -- when a rattlesnake struck, right in the juicy part. Ouch. Medical help was called but to no avail. Within a half hour, that snake was DEAD!
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:24 AM   #3667
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The truth is I have loved a lot of sprinters that make Usain Bolt look like a tortoise.
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:36 AM   #3668
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The truth is I have loved a lot of sprinters that make Usain Bolt look like a tortoise.
Idiots.
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:40 AM   #3669
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The fact is at that point knowing the truth is almost useless
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:46 AM   #3670
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Who gets to decide that?
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:47 AM   #3671
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If I could get paid to do that for a month it would be amazing, even if it was only once every four years.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:17 AM   #3672
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If I could get paid to do that for a month it would be amazing, even if it was only once every four years.
What? Race Usain Bolt?
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:41 AM   #3673
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Who gets to decide that?
I wouldn't think it's opinion based
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:11 PM   #3674
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Truth is a game.
Truth is whatever you want to make it -- a matter of definition.
Truth is an artifact of logic systems, which need not relate to reality.

Reality is what's left after you stop believing in Truth or whatever.
Reality is whatever bites your ass.
If it affects you, it's real, even if it's a fantasy, like religion.

Fiction must make sense; reality is not so constrained.
Ask me about Jain 7-fold logic and my 31-fold extension.
Excuse me while I construct truth tables.
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No, watch the World Cup.
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