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PS. Conan Doyle; one of the Sherlock Holmes stories mentions "Black Jack" of Ballarat, I think.
General "Black Jack" Pershing was so called because he commanded black troops. It was not a term of endearment. Just like "Wild Bill" Hickock was originally "Duck Bill" because of his big nose. PS: That famous picture of him in a not-too-wide flat-brimmed hat? It's a woman's hat. Think of cross-dressers of the Old West. I think they were mentioned in BLAZING SADDLES.
 
General "Black Jack" Pershing was so called because he commanded black troops. It was not a term of endearment. Just like "Wild Bill" Hickock was originally "Duck Bill" because of his big nose. PS: That famous picture of him in a not-too-wide flat-brimmed hat? It's a woman's hat. Think of cross-dressers of the Old West. I think they were mentioned in BLAZING SADDLES.

Blazing saddles: What cowboys experience after eating at Taco Bell. :D

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My sweetheart's the mule in the mine
Down below, where the sun never shine
And all day I just si-it
And I chew and I spi-it
All over my sweetheart's be-hine.
 
My sweetheart's the mule in the mine
Down below, where the sun never shine
And all day I just si-it
And I chew and I spi-it
All over my sweetheart's be-hine.

There once was a fellow named O'Doole,
Who found little red spots on his tool.
His doctor a cynic,
Said "Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!" :kiss:

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There once was a fellow named O'Doole,
Who found little red spots on his tool.
His doctor a cynic,
Said "Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!" :kiss:

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A Gay Blade who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.
 
A Gay Blade who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.

A plumber who hailed from Dundee
Took a young lass by the sea
Said the lass (who was stunning)
'I think someone's coming'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'It's me!'
 
Weirdness. Our remote modular house is being painted after 15-odd years. All windows are masked with translucent plastic covers. The day outside is bright and sunny. Inside is an aquarium. The glow is like an 80s fright film. I can expect *things* to materialize. Odd things. Unsettling things. Almost Republicans. Ay yi yi.
 
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