Hypoxia
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Ben-Gay, ay yi yi.Ben Gunn - aargh
Ben-Gurion, oy.
Ben-Hur, ha.
Ben-Him?
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Ben-Gay, ay yi yi.Ben Gunn - aargh
Ben-Gay, ay yi yi.
Ben-Gurion, oy.
Ben-Hur, ha.
Ben-Him?
I've been to the mining ghost town of Ballarat, California, current population one (plus his dogs).Ballarat - another one. Site of the Eureka Stockade, Australia's only revolution.
I've been to the mining ghost town of Ballarat, California, current population one (plus his dogs).
Only one ghost? That's not too haunted.
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General "Black Jack" Pershing was so called because he commanded black troops. It was not a term of endearment. Just like "Wild Bill" Hickock was originally "Duck Bill" because of his big nose. PS: That famous picture of him in a not-too-wide flat-brimmed hat? It's a woman's hat. Think of cross-dressers of the Old West. I think they were mentioned in BLAZING SADDLES.PS. Conan Doyle; one of the Sherlock Holmes stories mentions "Black Jack" of Ballarat, I think.
General "Black Jack" Pershing was so called because he commanded black troops. It was not a term of endearment. Just like "Wild Bill" Hickock was originally "Duck Bill" because of his big nose. PS: That famous picture of him in a not-too-wide flat-brimmed hat? It's a woman's hat. Think of cross-dressers of the Old West. I think they were mentioned in BLAZING SADDLES.
Blazing saddles: What cowboys experience after eating at Taco Bell.
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I ain't been in a saddle since I was a kid on a sea-side donkey.
I think my last time was during the "Urban Cowboy" thing back in the early 1980's.
Mechanical Bull Riding
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The last time that I was aboard a steed was the eve of my 60th birthday. It seemed like a good time for us both to retire.
'The runaway train came down the track and she blew, she blew'
A peanut sat on the railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came number ten.
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!
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My sweetheart's the mule in the mine
Down below, where the sun never shine
And all day I just si-it
And I chew and I spi-it
All over my sweetheart's be-hine.
There once was a fellow named O'Doole,
Who found little red spots on his tool.
His doctor a cynic,
Said "Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!"
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A Gay Blade who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.
A plumber who hailed from Dundee
Took a young lass by the sea
Said the lass (who was stunning)
'I think someone's coming'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'It's me!'