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Old 04-22-2018, 12:13 PM   #1701
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*opens her mouth to comment . . . closes it again* Nope, none of my business.
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Old 04-22-2018, 02:05 PM   #1702
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Old 04-22-2018, 04:25 PM   #1703
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Old 04-22-2018, 08:37 PM   #1704
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:59 PM   #1705
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So glad we're agrieved over something.
It's odd what makes some people happy.
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Old 04-23-2018, 05:10 AM   #1706
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It's odd what makes some people look handsome.
Do you really think that cowbell looks good on me?
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:44 AM   #1707
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Do you really think that bluebells looks good on me?
Hey, any kind of flower pretties people up. I say strew 'em everywhere!
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:45 AM   #1708
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Shouldn't you eat something?
A Ruben sandwich? You're charmed. I'm sure.
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:19 AM   #1709
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Hey, any kind of pretty flower people suck. I say screw 'em everywhere!
A return to the sixties, though not a pleasant one.
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:49 AM   #1710
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A return trip to the sixties, though not a pleasant one.
Are we talking LSD or . . . ?
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:04 AM   #1711
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Wow! Do you always swirl and glow in neon colours like that?
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:05 AM   #1712
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Are we taking LSD or . . . ?
It's up to you; are you ready to go down the rabbit hole?
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:09 AM   #1713
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Wow! Do you always shit and vomit in neon colours like that?
Only when I'm on acid
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:30 AM   #1714
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Only when I've antacid.
C'mon! Vaginal fluids aren't that low in ph!
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Old 04-23-2018, 08:04 PM   #1715
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C'mon! Fracking fluids are just water with a few additives!
Sorry, you can't dump them here.
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:53 PM   #1716
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Sorry, you can't hump Clem here.
Why not? Isn't this a porn site?
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:20 PM   #1717
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Is this a corn friendly site or not?
Yes, but no GMOs allowed.
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:34 PM   #1718
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Yes, but no gropes allowed.
What fun is that?
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:40 AM   #1719
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What is that?
Get out of my room! Now!!!
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Old 04-24-2018, 10:16 AM   #1720
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Get into my bum! Plow!!!
I generally don't swing that way, pilgrim.
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Old 04-24-2018, 11:05 AM   #1721
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Nope, I'm going to need you to put that tire back unto my car, jackass!
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Old 04-24-2018, 12:00 PM   #1722
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Nope, I'm going to need you to put your spire back into my dear Jackie's ass!
With pleasure, friend; I've always coveted your wife's caboose
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:40 PM   #1723
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With pleasure, friend; I've always coveted your car
Okay great so we have a deal, you get my car, I get your house, yeah!
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:28 PM   #1724
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Okay great so we have a deal, you get my car out of the impound lot and I'll get your mother out of the house. Yeah!
Okay, but remember, she doesn't get hurt, just out.
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