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Old 01-16-2018, 03:16 PM   #101
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You could always start with one post on one thread and see how it goes.

In the alternative, you could just turn this into a never-ending "I'm-totally-not-anybody-that-you-think-I-might-be" thread.

I would think that the best way to get that point across is to just randomly post on threads that interest you and we will see who you are by how you post. If you post like somebody unfamiliar and interesting, people will find you to be unfamiliar and interesting. Or not. Hard to get much of a feel for a poster from a just general announcement that you are new.

Which is what I said initially: "You're new! Great! Now say something, somewhere about anything."
Read your first sentence. I believe that is exactly what I did. I started with one post.....on one thread.

You may now be quite until you have something interesting to say, Que ball.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:24 PM   #102
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I have heard that careful study of human capacity for recall of names and faces that the average human being can reliably do that for only about 500 names and faces at a time.

Fortunately, there have likely been far less than 500 posters on the General Board.
I have heard that, too. It must be why we are all such very good friends.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:25 PM   #103
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Interesting how only RobDownSouth, perpetually optimistic Debbie, and RobDownSouth as William_James are concerned that this self-proclaimed newbie be accepted as an actual newbie. There wasn't enough of an effort to point this one out as specifically Rob, but now we have the board Puppet Master explaining to us how you can tell that this one's totally not a puppet.

My critique of the poster was simply that there's not much point in announcing your arrival if you haven't arrived to do or say anything.

Rob was the one who chimed in that "next Que will call him an alt."

Rob devolved into Skiddles-mode with Fagman and now William_James and is on ignore by most people so he's looking to shed that skin anyway. I just didn't necessarily think this was his new puppet.

...until the Fagman doth protest too loudly.
Poor little Connie the tranny. Everyone is rob.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:26 PM   #104
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Read your first sentence. I believe that is exactly what I did. I started with one post.....on one thread.

You may now be quite until you have something interesting to say, Que ball.
Are you quiet sure? Maybe you, Rob and Luke should hang out; none of you are good at homonyms. Query is closer to wary than weary. Que does not sound like queue, okay?
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:29 PM   #105
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Are you quiet sure? Maybe you, Rob and Luke should hang out; none of you are good at homonyms. Query is closer to wary than weary. Que does not sound like queue, okay?

You really have no sense of humor....as in you have a stick up your ass.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:59 PM   #106
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:01 PM   #107
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Thank you for the "applause".
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:07 PM   #108
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Thank you for the "applause".
You may need contacts or glasses if you wanted to try and... manage on the GB as you said.
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You may need contacts or glasses if you wanted to try and... manage on the GB as you said.


Hey, thanks for the advice....but....I have managed quite well on the GB so far.

In less than 24 hours, I started a thread that has received over 900 views, hit 5 pages with over 100 posts, had two pages high jacked with a completely irrelevant conversation, multiple welcomes and attracted a troll.

Not bad for my first day on the GB.
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Hey, thanks for the advice....but....I have managed quite well on the GB so far.

In less than 24 hours, I started a thread that has received over 900 views, hit 5 pages with over 100 posts, had two pages high jacked with a completely irrelevant conversation, multiple welcomes and attracted a troll.

Not bad for my first day on the GB.
Yet you saw my gif above as 'applause'.
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:28 PM   #111
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Yet you saw my gif above as 'applause'.
"applause"........
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:30 PM   #112
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Hey, thanks for the advice....but....I have managed quite well on the GB so far.

In less than 24 hours, I started a thread that has received over 900 views, hit 5 pages with over 100 posts, had two pages high jacked with a completely irrelevant conversation, multiple welcomes and attracted a troll.

Not bad for my first day on the GB.
Having your threads hijacked by irrelevance and attracting trolls is merely another way of saying 'I posted on the GB'.

But very well done on your page-count and views. I am sure you win.
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:40 PM   #113
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Having your threads hijacked by irrelevance and attracting trolls is merely another way of saying 'I posted on the GB'.

But very well done on your page-count and views. I am sure you win.

You are correct, Sir. I have been properly welcomed.

In the meantime I haven't been bored and I have had a chance to peruse several of the other threads in the GB trying to find something of interest. It's changed since I was last here. It's littered with political drivel.
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:25 PM   #114
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Are you quiet sure? Maybe you, Rob and Luke should hang out; none of you are good at homonyms. Query is closer to wary than weary. Que does not sound like queue, okay?
Wrong again, dipshit.

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Well played, Sir. Well played.
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:26 PM   #117
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That would be a hell of a way to treat a friend.
Isn't it though?

A friend brought me here. To be fair, I was warned, but that just added to the curiosity.
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Come to think of it, Hash brown does go well with an omelette.
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:33 PM   #119
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Come to think of it, Hash brown does go well with an omelette.
Are you sure you are posting in the correct thread?
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You know it's bad when EternalFuckwit rags on hashtag.
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Are you sure you are posting in the correct thread?
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You know it's bad when EternalFuckwit rags on hashtag.
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+ive.....Sorry, I don't get it....?
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Get with the program noob. So much for "i can handle it".


Don't forget the cheese curds on that pasta sauce. Wouldn't want your daily habits... disrupted!
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Degenerate habits. I forgot 'degenerate'.

As u were.
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Get with the program noob. So much for "i can handle it".


Don't forget the cheese curds on that pasta sauce. Wouldn't want your daily habits... disrupted!

What the fuck are cheese curds...and better yet...why do you know?
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