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Old 12-27-2017, 05:41 AM   #3226
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Old 12-27-2017, 06:27 AM   #3227
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Old 12-27-2017, 10:26 AM   #3228
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Old 12-27-2017, 02:22 PM   #3229
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Is the Lit General Board the message board equivalent to Groundhog Day?
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Old 12-27-2017, 03:12 PM   #3230
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Old 12-27-2017, 04:28 PM   #3231
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Except there's no Bill Murray, so it's not nearly as funny.
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Old 12-27-2017, 05:24 PM   #3232
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Except there's no Bill Murray, so it's not nearly as funny.
There's not?

Oh, wait. "Groundhog day." My bad. Carry on.
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Old 12-29-2017, 08:53 PM   #3233
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Old 12-30-2017, 09:29 AM   #3234
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Old 12-31-2017, 05:54 PM   #3235
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Babyminx: Mom, she’s a nice girl, she’s just, I don’t know, extra.
Me: Extra what?
She: I don’t know how to explain it—over the top—you know, extra.


Fast forward to today:
I put together a cheese tray to snack on when the kids come home, with 3 lbs of cheese, two meats, toasted nuts, 2 kinds of mustard, dried apricots, honey for the blue cheese, sliced apple, 2 types of crackers, and a toasted baguette, all artfully arranged on a chilled marble slab. As I finally finished fussing with it, I got it.

I’m extra. *hangs head*

Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen. May 2018 be extra.
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Old 12-31-2017, 07:59 PM   #3236
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Extra Happy New Year Minxy!

And to the rest of you wonderful lot as well!


All the best to you and your clans in 2018!
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Old 12-31-2017, 09:19 PM   #3237
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Babyminx: Mom, she’s a nice girl, she’s just, I don’t know, extra.
Me: Extra what?
She: I don’t know how to explain it—over the top—you know, extra.


Fast forward to today:
I put together a cheese tray to snack on when the kids come home, with 3 lbs of cheese, two meats, toasted nuts, 2 kinds of mustard, dried apricots, honey for the blue cheese, sliced apple, 2 types of crackers, and a toasted baguette, all artfully arranged on a chilled marble slab. As I finally finished fussing with it, I got it.

I’m extra. *hangs head*

Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen. May 2018 be extra.
I married "an extra" then and would do it again in a heartbeat. Women that live and love extra are the greatest.

Happy New Year everyone.
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Old 12-31-2017, 09:20 PM   #3238
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I married "an extra" then and would do it again in a heartbeat. Women that live and love extra are the greatest.

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Happy New Year!!!
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Happy New Year!!!
You too! Our NYE plans fell through. Sadly my daughter has the flu, complete with technicolor yawns. Her reaction to learning about suppositories would be funny if she weren't so sick.

As a consolation prize, I'm currently binge watching Jean-Claude Van Johnson while watching people celebrate in different time zones. It's awesome! I hope they make a season 2!
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Old 01-01-2018, 05:55 AM   #3240
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Old 01-01-2018, 09:49 AM   #3241
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Old 01-01-2018, 06:02 PM   #3242
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Old 01-03-2018, 05:13 PM   #3243
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Starting 2018 off with the flu. Yay.



The fuckin' gift that just keeps on giving.
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Old 01-05-2018, 12:02 AM   #3244
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Starting 2018 off with the flu. Yay.



The fuckin' gift that just keeps on giving.
Feel better sweets!

Looking like 2018 is going to be a bourbon year. Yes indeed.
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One bourbon 🥃


One scotch 🥃


One beer 🍺
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Old 01-05-2018, 06:18 AM   #3246
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Feel better sweets!

Looking like 2018 is going to be a bourbon year. Yes indeed.
Thank you. At least it was brief. Lingering cough, but at back at the keyboard. Much to the chagrin of those hoping I wouldn't get a horse in the Valentine's contest.

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Fucking fuckity fuck. Too. much. pain. 😢
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Old 01-05-2018, 07:42 PM   #3248
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Fucking fuckity fuck. Too. much. pain. 😢
I'm sorry you're in so much pain. Best wishes for whatever it is getting better soon.
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Old 01-06-2018, 12:57 AM   #3249
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:18 PM   #3250
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Pain is the worst thing. It stops you being able to think or even be yourself, and you can't ignore it even though it's what you want to do most in all the world.

I hope that it has eased for you.
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