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Old 12-05-2017, 07:47 PM   #3126
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:24 PM   #3127
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I fell out, and said “so they are. Don’t want them to get too sassy though, because you can’t eat them once they hit the floor.”
The floor in a medical waiting room nullifies the 5 second rule, in my opinion.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:44 AM   #3128
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Was two always this fucking frustrating?
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:05 PM   #3129
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:55 PM   #3130
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:01 PM   #3131
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:08 PM   #3132
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Was two always this fucking frustrating?
Try three. Twins only 18 months behind the oldest.
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:10 PM   #3133
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:20 PM   #3134
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:42 PM   #3135
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I feel like we should have organised a HT Secret Santa.
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:09 PM   #3137
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Try three. Twins only 18 months behind the oldest.
Jeeez pleaaaase!!! Nooooo
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:53 PM   #3138
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Jeeez pleaaaase!!! Nooooo
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 12-06-2017, 10:01 PM   #3139
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I feel like we should have organised a HT Secret Santa.
It's not too late, but shipping between continents can be expensive. I sent a kid in your neck of the woods a birthday gift (long story). The shipping was more than the gift, but it was worth it. If you want to organize something, I'm in.
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Old 12-06-2017, 10:02 PM   #3140
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Try three. Twins only 18 months behind the oldest.
My two are 18 months apart. Two kids in diapers at the same time was fun . I can only imagine 3.
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Old 12-06-2017, 10:23 PM   #3141
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My two are 18 months apart. Two kids in diapers at the same time was fun . I can only imagine 3.
It was challenging but fun. They are still fun.
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:02 AM   #3142
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It's not too late, but shipping between continents can be expensive. I sent a kid in your neck of the woods a birthday gift (long story). The shipping was more than the gift, but it was worth it. If you want to organize something, I'm in.
If you buy online you can have it sent directly, and oftentimes it can be free shipping, but yes I hear you on the expensive shipping.
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:30 AM   #3143
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I remember one time a supposed friend of mine supposedly got me a present. And she left it in her trunk for over a year instead of sending it to me, and then eventually she just got rid of it. She never sent it to me. She never sent anything.

Anyway, I need better friends.
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:37 AM   #3144
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But, you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:10 AM   #3145
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I remember one time a supposed friend of mine supposedly got me a present. And she left it in her trunk for over a year instead of sending it to me, and then eventually she just got rid of it. She never sent it to me. She never sent anything.

Anyway, I need better friends.
Ha! That thing even moved house with me. Then it just ended up out on hard rubbish.

I am an awfully forgetful human, but the upside is when you wrong me I won't remember!

Plus... I'm pretty sure at some point I sent nudes. Surely that has to count.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:36 AM   #3146
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I will love you when you are a still day
I will love you when you are a hurricane.

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Old 12-07-2017, 02:40 PM   #3147
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:15 PM   #3148
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I will love you when you are a still day
I will love you when you are a hurricane.

*dreamy sigh*

Gorgeous.

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Old 12-07-2017, 10:41 PM   #3149
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Ha! That thing even moved house with me. Then it just ended up out on hard rubbish.

I am an awfully forgetful human, but the upside is when you wrong me I won't remember!

Plus... I'm pretty sure at some point I sent nudes. Surely that has to count.
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Old 12-08-2017, 04:03 AM   #3150
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I will love you when you are a hurricane.

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