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Old 12-06-2017, 01:36 PM   #3826
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I remember my Mum going quietly mad in the kitchen making the Christmas Pud. It was the only time that a great deal of metalwork appeared on the stove, as I recall.
But Christmas pud ? Oh, yes please; with cream !
And a mince pie to finish.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:38 PM   #3827
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And a mince pie to finish.
For Sure !

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Old 12-06-2017, 02:50 PM   #3828
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For Sure !

You guys need to stop. I'm suddenly having massive lustful thoughts that are revolving around all sorts of European desserts.

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Old 12-06-2017, 05:49 PM   #3829
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You guys need to stop. I'm suddenly having massive lustful thoughts that are revolving around all sorts of European desserts.

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Repel them - with all the force at your command.
You might care to drool over these, however:-

https://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/...nal-mince-pies

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Repel them - with all the force at your command.
You might care to drool over these, however:-

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Ah, Delia. How are her beloved Canaries? 'Let's be 'aving yer!'
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Ah, Delia. How are her beloved Canaries? 'Let's be 'aving yer!'
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:35 PM   #3832
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All that brass and not a single "Hi-o Silver" among them.

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Old 12-07-2017, 06:07 PM   #3834
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All that brass and not a single "Hi-o Silver" among them.

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I stilll can't find that on you tube; but I'll keep lookikng!"
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I stilll can't find that on you tube; but I'll keep lookikng!"
Have you checked with the cute blonde with the big boobs that runs the "Lost & Found" department?

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Have you checked with the cute blonde with the big boobs that runs the "Lost & Found" department?

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No go, I'm afraid; she upped and left to get married to the Assistant Projectionist.
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No go, I'm afraid; she upped and left to get married to the Assistant Projectionist.
'I am the chief assistant to the assistant chief. How can I help?'
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Old 12-09-2017, 03:31 AM   #3838
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'I am the chief assistant to the assistant chief. How can I help?'
"I doubt you can. I need a word with your deputy.
I have a young lady here who accuses him of sundry crimes against her person . ."
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"I doubt you can. I need a word with your deputy.
I have a young lady here who accuses him of sundry crimes against her person . ."
Well, if you insist. But I must warn you in advance that the deputy always has more alibis ready at hand than a US Congressman.

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Well, if you insist. But I must warn you in advance that the deputy always has more alibis ready at hand than a US Congressman.

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Remember the good old days when we told political jokes instead of electing them?

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You must have a long memory. We in the UK have been electing political jokes since Magna Carta.
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You must have a long memory. We in the UK have been electing political jokes since Magna Carta.
John was a tyrant. John was a tartar.
John put his name to the great big charter.
Every baron from Thames to Tweed
Followed the road to Runnymede.
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John was a tyrant. John was a tartar.
John put his name to the great big charter.
Every baron from Thames to Tweed
Followed the road to Runnymede.
Runnymede ... how about a drop of amber nectar?



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Aye, with one or tweo rare exceptions, I suppose.

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Never did like that song; but it does give me an idea. . . .
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Aye, with one or tweo rare exceptions, I suppose.

Never did like that song; but it does give me an idea. . . .
An excellent way to live life:



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‘I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.’ – Winston Churchill
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On the subject of animals ...

‘I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.’ – Winston Churchill

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digging in the dirt "

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The very first thing I sold on eBay was a mint first edition of George Harrison's biography, "I, Me, Mine." It had been collecting dust in my antique store at a price of $35.00 so the day after he died I put it on the site and it ended up bringing almost $200. Really surprised me but that was the way eBay was back in the good old crazy days.

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