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Old 01-31-2014, 07:49 PM   #51
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:17 PM   #52
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:21 PM   #53
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:25 PM   #54
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Trust me that thought has crossed my mind, but I conflicted because I really want him to like that..
So wait. You're mad because he posted unidentifyable nude pictures of you, but you don't want to punish him by fucking him in the ass because you "really want him to like that." Why don't you spank his balls, or do you want him to like that, too?
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Old 02-01-2014, 01:31 AM   #55
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Old 02-01-2014, 02:14 AM   #56
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Old 02-01-2014, 11:57 AM   #57
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It is a zombie, but AmandaJane was online today, we could actually get to know how it turned out.

That way, the zombie would be dead and properly buried.

Please, please, please AJ?


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It is over.
Could mean a lot of things.
But probably "end of relationship"
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Old 02-01-2014, 01:35 PM   #58
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jesus fucking christ, WTF is so impossibly hard about looking at the goddamned date/time stamps?

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Old 02-01-2014, 01:39 PM   #59
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jesus fucking christ, WTF is so impossibly hard about looking at the goddamned date/time stamps?

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Old 02-01-2014, 04:39 PM   #60
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Old 02-02-2014, 09:09 AM   #61
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o, i don't know that anybody knows that.

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breathe. in with love, out with anger...
fuck that yoga shit. i'm intolerant of fucking stupid.

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Old 02-02-2014, 11:35 AM   #62
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Date a girl, most guys like the thought but can’t cope with it in reality 😂
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Yet another exhumation of a long dead, zombie thread.




I wonder if it’ll catch query / que again...
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Old 11-29-2017, 07:09 PM   #68
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Yet another exhumation of a long dead, zombie thread.




I wonder if it’ll catch query / que again...
I was wondering the same thing.
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