Old 03-26-2016, 02:07 AM   #1
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Fucku - A Laugh/Cry/Scream-In

HoneyAdored and I were getting a bit silly earlier this evening while talking about the pain of doing the 30/30. She brought up Haikus and I expressed my dislike for them, because I suck so badly at them, to which she replied we should create a new form, the Sucku. While I'm certain I can, and have, produce sucky 17 syllable poetry, I countered that a Fucku would be more satisfying. Thus the Fucku was born.

Simple form:
-A title
-At least 3 lines that total 17 syllables
-Subject matter must contain some form of vitriol either subtle or blatant



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Shattered Slipper

I must admit
you're quite convincing
when you've been lying to yourself
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Old 03-26-2016, 03:28 PM   #2
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I got you secondhand;
His "foot" won out;
Hate to think why
you left him.


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Old 03-26-2016, 04:03 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:06 PM   #4
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:15 PM   #5
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:23 PM   #6
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:32 PM   #7
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I have forgiven
although you're still an asshole.
I just don't care now.
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:44 PM   #8
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:57 PM   #9
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Sense of humour by-pass

My mind's in the gutter yes,
but you're so stiff arsed
must be constipated!
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Old 03-26-2016, 07:11 PM   #10
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he

force fed me doubt and guilt
bled me each day for pity
wrung me out. dry.
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Old 03-26-2016, 10:09 PM   #11
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Old 03-26-2016, 11:46 PM   #12
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The unfeeling critiquer who

Kicks the chair
from under his victims,
hits them over the head with it!
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 03-27-2016, 01:13 AM   #13
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Hey, Cheer Up

At least fate has left you
the two middle fingers
you loved showing me
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Old 03-27-2016, 07:33 AM   #14
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Thirty-two of my chickens this week
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:36 PM   #15
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Done

You've made me regret
every chance I've given you
That well has run dry
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Old 03-29-2016, 01:23 PM   #16
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Egyptian airliner hijacked by ''love-sick'' man

had a fake bomb belt
caused fear and distress -
no wonder she divorced him
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Old 03-29-2016, 02:00 PM   #17
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I've Changed or Lowercase fucku

I don't get angry
now that I've learned to accept
the world as it is.
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Old 03-29-2016, 09:13 PM   #18
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Look what you did Mother

I still get riled and angry,
payback for suppression
as a child.
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Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 03-31-2016, 06:15 PM   #19
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The cursed dress

Pretty, black
with embroidered flowers
but each time worn
I was stood up.
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Taken

to a place liked more
than anything before,
now you're all excuses.
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 11-01-2017, 05:53 PM   #22
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Writer’s Lament

You were drawn to me
For the sunshine I warmed you with
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