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"See, honey? I found two girls to help me make up for cheating on you with your brother!"
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"If you didn't want me to do him, you'd stop hiding in the damn closet, so shut up and kiss my feet, wimp."
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"Wife doesn't put out anymore? Well, let me take care of that chubby for you, babe. When she smells my cunt on your cock, she'll know how much she fucked up."
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"Sorry, dear, but I told you that everyone at Comicon gets a little wild. Besides, I was dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and he was the Wolf, and so all he did was eat me."
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"Look, it's Black Undies Day, dear. Don't worry, I never do more than tease other men. I don't screw them like I do with you."
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"Why, yes, I'm a lifeguard. Care for some mouth to cock resuscitation?"
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"There's no mistake, sir. Miss Liz ordered me special for you from Taiwan so that you'd have a plaything to keep you busy when she's with other women."
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"Sorry, Daddy, but it's Purge Night, and that means that I can fuck Jolene everything which way but loose until this morning, since abduction of cheerleaders is one of the crimes legalized for now. Go get your own plaything, Daddy. Or help me with her and I'll share her with you."
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"Da, I am Svetlana, and your husband sent me for you. He said that you like Russians and this is thanks for all those blondes you keep sending him. You are Miss Liz, right?"
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"So, still hot for teacher, young man?"
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"So, your wife is busy dancing with her high school classmate and my husband is prowling on the downlow again.....what do you say to getting what I should have given you at the prom?"
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But the President says this means hello!
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Hi! Did you bring my package?
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I knew the thong was a mistake for yoga class...
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