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Old 09-17-2017, 10:03 AM   #126
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Old 09-17-2017, 10:34 AM   #127
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Old 09-17-2017, 10:35 AM   #128
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Old 09-17-2017, 10:49 AM   #129
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Old 09-17-2017, 11:09 AM   #130
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Old 09-17-2017, 05:44 PM   #131
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I forgot I needed to grab something real quirky.
Hey, don't look at me when you say that.
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:49 PM   #132
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Hey, don't look at me when you play that.
I don't want to be on the receiving end of anything that comes with a Nine Inch Nails soundtrack.
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:37 PM   #133
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I don't want to be on the receiving end of anything from someone with Nine Inch Nails!
Not even a nice back scratch?
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:54 PM   #134
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Not even a nice cat scratch?
Have I mentioned that I have three frickin' cats here? And that they are, somewhat ironically, a pussy blocker?
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:35 PM   #135
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Have I mentioned that three cats make an effective cock blocker?
With their claws? I imagine so, three could do some real damage.
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:39 PM   #136
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I am a witch, and I am sending my feline minions to prevent you from masturbating.
Well! You may claim otherwise, but the result is the same nonetheless! Cut that out!
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:03 PM   #137
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Well! They may cut me, but they'll never stop me!
That's the spirit! Just lock the damn bedroom door, (and put double sided sticky tape anywhere you don't want them to scratch.)
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:20 PM   #138
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Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
no, were exhibitionists
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:25 PM   #139
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We're the exhibitionists. Where would you like us?
Well . . . the couch would be good, just let me turn my chair around.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:25 PM   #140
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Well . . . the couch would be good, just let me turn my chair . . .
Oh! Oh, my. I really should've Scotchgarded that.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:44 PM   #141
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Oh, my Pope! I really shouldn't have done the Swiss Guard.
Send him for a ride in the Popemobile... we're busy.
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:37 AM   #142
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Send him for a ride in the weinermobile!
I hear that's a one man ride.
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:57 AM   #143
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I hear that's a lonely job in a confined space.
I wouldn't trust the condiments.
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Old 09-20-2017, 06:45 AM   #144
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I wouldn't trust the condoms.
Every guy that wants in my pants says that.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:18 AM   #145
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Every guy that wants my pants says that.
I understand you think your latex designs are the highlight of the runway, but they just aren't.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:43 PM   #146
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I understand you think that sending a young woman down the runway in a sack for a skirt and no top constitutes fashion. But it just doesn't.
And yet it's the only reason I care. . . .
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:20 PM   #147
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And Yeti's the only reason I bare. . . .
So, you're into monsters then?
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Old 09-21-2017, 07:16 AM   #148
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If you Gotti it, flaunty it...
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Old 09-21-2017, 08:17 AM   #149
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Fred! You got tits! Fancy that!...
Yep! The hormone treatment's done wonders...
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Old 09-21-2017, 11:14 AM   #150
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Yep! The whore moaned under my wonderful treatment.
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