Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Authors' Hangout

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 08-30-2017, 06:06 PM   #76
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore View Post
Trying to play word dominoes through the coral of Tahiti.
Gauguin wins again. Damn!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-01-2017, 12:48 PM   #77
AnAngelReally
Literotica Guru
 
AnAngelReally is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Quebec
Posts: 2,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Gauguin spins in his grave. Damn!
Paint splashes all over the casket. What a mess!
__________________
An Angel... Really!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-01-2017, 06:39 PM   #78
Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama's Avatar
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama is offline
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The South
Posts: 2,104
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnAngelReally View Post
Ken Russell orchestrated the funeral. Such mixed reviews!
Oh, lord, I hope he left out the death-dealing strap-ons.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-02-2017, 08:12 AM   #79
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe_Bob_Gautama View Post
Oh, lord, I howled at the banana-peel slapstick!
Mack Sennett lives!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-02-2017, 11:21 AM   #80
toetyper
Experienced
 
toetyper is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 74
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Mack's enema is ready !
but we're out of KY\
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-02-2017, 11:30 AM   #81
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by toetyper View Post
but we're in KY
In Kentucky, I always use spit, not lube.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 11:00 AM   #82
AnAngelReally
Literotica Guru
 
AnAngelReally is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Quebec
Posts: 2,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
In Kentucky, they are ALL unbridled.
Yahoo! Ride'em cowgirl!
__________________
An Angel... Really!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 11:04 AM   #83
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnAngelReally View Post
Yahoo! Ride'em in a reverse cowgirl!
More fun for the third in the threesome!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 11:12 AM   #84
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Its more fun when there's a gun in the threesome!
That sounds a tad dangerous, I think I'll just go now.
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 11:15 AM   #85
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by loquere View Post
Sounds like Ted is dangerous, I think I'll just groan now.
Don't let Ted spoil the party. Give him the camera and tell him to put the 'gun' back in his pants.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 01:10 PM   #86
Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama's Avatar
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama is offline
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The South
Posts: 2,104
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Ted is a nerdy loner, but he does have a certain talent for filming our sex acts.
I've always wondered about who's behind the camera in amateur porn.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 02:46 PM   #87
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe_Bob_Gautama View Post
I've always wondered about who's just out of frame in my wife's amateur porn.
Allow me to introduce myself...
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 04:02 PM   #88
delicious_man
Really Experienced
 
delicious_man's Avatar
 
delicious_man is offline
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Somewhere in the UK
Posts: 252
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Allow me to undress myself...
By all means, go right on ahead
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 05:14 PM   #89
Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama's Avatar
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama is offline
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The South
Posts: 2,104
Quote:
Originally Posted by delicious_man View Post
Pics of nude neighbors give me leverage when we have disputes.
And yes, sometimes they're just wank fodder.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 07:03 PM   #90
latecomer91364
Literotica Guru
 
latecomer91364's Avatar
 
latecomer91364 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On the bottom, silly!
Posts: 4,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe_Bob_Gautama View Post
And yes, sometimes they wink at father.
Don't tell your Mudder.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 08:07 PM   #91
MagicaPractica
Dreamer
 
MagicaPractica's Avatar
 
MagicaPractica is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Space-Time Continuum
Posts: 19,496
Quote:
Originally Posted by latecomer91364 View Post
Don't tell or I'll murder ya!
I swear, I don't even remember what I'm not supposed to say!
__________________
Playgrounder #426
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-03-2017, 10:22 PM   #92
toetyper
Experienced
 
toetyper is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 74
Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica View Post
I swear, I don't even remember if I'm supposed to be gay!
READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT> MORON'
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 03:39 AM   #93
AnAngelReally
Literotica Guru
 
AnAngelReally is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Quebec
Posts: 2,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by toetyper View Post
I can't read the fucking script. I'm a moron!
Perfect! Just the kind of extra needed to accompany Captain Kirk on an away mission. You know, the one who gets killed in the first minutes of the movie.
__________________
An Angel... Really!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 04:44 AM   #94
RubenR
Literotica Guru
 
RubenR's Avatar
 
RubenR is offline
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Hidden
Posts: 1,303
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnAngelReally View Post
Perfect! Just the kind of extra needed to accompany Karen Squirt on an educational mission. You know, the one who gets soaked in the first minutes of the lecture.
Well... I guess a man gotta do what a man gotta do; I desperately need those course credits
__________________
My Stories and Poems
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 06:15 AM   #95
AnAngelReally
Literotica Guru
 
AnAngelReally is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Quebec
Posts: 2,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubenR View Post
Well... I guess a man's gotta do whom a man's gotta do; I desperately need that raise.
And it's sooo easy to get a rise out of a man, isn't it?
__________________
An Angel... Really!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 06:43 AM   #96
Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
 
Hypoxia's Avatar
 
Hypoxia is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Llareggub, just around the corner
Posts: 23,108
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnAngelReally View Post
And it's sooo easy to get a rise out of a man, isn't it?
That was Superman stuck in the high-rise elevator, wasn't it?
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 09:05 AM   #97
MagicaPractica
Dreamer
 
MagicaPractica's Avatar
 
MagicaPractica is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Space-Time Continuum
Posts: 19,496
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoxia View Post
That was Superman doing the high dive act, wasn't it?
Shhh, spoils the suspense if you know he REALLY can't get hurt.
__________________
Playgrounder #426
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 01:14 PM   #98
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica View Post
Your so spoiled and really REALLY greedy.
Don't be a hater, your ruining my meal. All I want to do is eat my Panda steak in peace.
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 01:47 PM   #99
MagicaPractica
Dreamer
 
MagicaPractica's Avatar
 
MagicaPractica is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Space-Time Continuum
Posts: 19,496
Quote:
Originally Posted by loquere View Post
I'll do it later, you're interrupting my peel. All I want to do is exfoliate in peace.
Then don't answer your phone, I didn't know you were at the spa. Sheesh!

And, ewww
__________________
Playgrounder #426
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-04-2017, 02:04 PM   #100
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica View Post
Ewww that's the most digusting thing I've ever seen!
In my house I roll in the nude, if you don't like it you may leave.
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:31 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.