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08-30-2017, 06:06 PM
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#76
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Trying to play word dominoes through the coral of Tahiti.
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Gauguin wins again. Damn! |
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09-01-2017, 12:48 PM
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#77
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
Gauguin spins in his grave. Damn!
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Paint splashes all over the casket. What a mess!
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09-01-2017, 06:39 PM
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#78
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Sporadically lucid
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Originally Posted by AnAngelReally
Ken Russell orchestrated the funeral. Such mixed reviews!
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Oh, lord, I hope he left out the death-dealing strap-ons. |
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09-02-2017, 08:12 AM
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#79
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Originally Posted by Joe_Bob_Gautama
Oh, lord, I howled at the banana-peel slapstick!
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Mack Sennett lives! |
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09-02-2017, 11:21 AM
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Experienced
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
Mack's enema is ready !
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but we're out of KY\ |
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09-02-2017, 11:30 AM
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but we're in KY
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In Kentucky, I always use spit, not lube. |
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09-03-2017, 11:00 AM
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#82
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
In Kentucky, they are ALL unbridled.
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Yahoo! Ride'em cowgirl!
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09-03-2017, 11:04 AM
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Yahoo! Ride'em in a reverse cowgirl!
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More fun for the third in the threesome! |
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09-03-2017, 11:12 AM
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Smile!
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
Its more fun when there's a gun in the threesome!
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That sounds a tad dangerous, I think I'll just go now. |
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09-03-2017, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by loquere
Sounds like Ted is dangerous, I think I'll just groan now.
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Don't let Ted spoil the party. Give him the camera and tell him to put the 'gun' back in his pants. |
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09-03-2017, 01:10 PM
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Sporadically lucid
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
Ted is a nerdy loner, but he does have a certain talent for filming our sex acts.
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I've always wondered about who's behind the camera in amateur porn. |
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09-03-2017, 02:46 PM
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I've always wondered about who's just out of frame in my wife's amateur porn.
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Allow me to introduce myself... |
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09-03-2017, 04:02 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Allow me to undress myself...
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By all means, go right on ahead |
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09-03-2017, 05:14 PM
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Sporadically lucid
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Originally Posted by delicious_man
Pics of nude neighbors give me leverage when we have disputes.
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And yes, sometimes they're just wank fodder. |
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09-03-2017, 07:03 PM
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#90
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And yes, sometimes they wink at father.
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Don't tell your Mudder. |
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09-03-2017, 08:07 PM
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Dreamer
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Originally Posted by latecomer91364
Don't tell or I'll murder ya!
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 I swear, I don't even remember what I'm not supposed to say!
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09-03-2017, 10:22 PM
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Experienced
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I swear, I don't even remember if I'm supposed to be gay! |
READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT> MORON' |
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09-04-2017, 03:39 AM
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#93
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Originally Posted by toetyper
I can't read the fucking script. I'm a moron!
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Perfect! Just the kind of extra needed to accompany Captain Kirk on an away mission. You know, the one who gets killed in the first minutes of the movie.
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09-04-2017, 04:44 AM
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Perfect! Just the kind of extra needed to accompany Karen Squirt on an educational mission. You know, the one who gets soaked in the first minutes of the lecture.
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Well... I guess a man gotta do what a man gotta do; I desperately need those course credits |
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09-04-2017, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by RubenR
Well... I guess a man's gotta do whom a man's gotta do; I desperately need that raise.
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And it's sooo easy to get a rise out of a man, isn't it?
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09-04-2017, 06:43 AM
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And it's sooo easy to get a rise out of a man, isn't it?
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That was Superman stuck in the high-rise elevator, wasn't it? |
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09-04-2017, 09:05 AM
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Dreamer
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Originally Posted by Hypoxia
That was Superman doing the high dive act, wasn't it?
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Shhh, spoils the suspense if you know he REALLY can't get hurt.
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09-04-2017, 01:14 PM
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Smile!
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
Your so spoiled and really REALLY greedy.
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Don't be a hater, your ruining my meal. All I want to do is eat my Panda steak in peace. |
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09-04-2017, 01:47 PM
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Dreamer
MagicaPractica is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loquere
I'll do it later, you're interrupting my peel. All I want to do is exfoliate in peace.
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Then don't answer your phone, I didn't know you were at the spa. Sheesh! 
 And, ewww
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09-04-2017, 02:04 PM
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Smile!
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
Ewww that's the most digusting thing I've ever seen! |
In my house I roll in the nude, if you don't like it you may leave. |
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