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Old 08-22-2017, 08:28 AM   #26
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Talk about a B-cup, but they were fun to watch anyway.
Less jiggle, still makes me giggle.
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Old 08-22-2017, 09:06 AM   #27
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Less jiggle, but she sure can wiggle.
Cleavage is fine, but sexily undulating hips can make a guy walk into a lamp post.
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Old 08-23-2017, 06:13 PM   #28
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Talk about eating at Barney's Beanery, but I got the runs anyway.
Maybe hash is also a magical fruit: the more you eat, the more you toot.
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Old 08-23-2017, 06:22 PM   #29
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Smoking hash is magical, and the more you cough, the more you get off.
I couldn't have said it better myself!
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Old 08-23-2017, 07:13 PM   #30
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I couldn't have shredded better myself!
Multi air guitar display on three! One... two...
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Old 08-23-2017, 09:01 PM   #31
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Multiball play on three! One... two...
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that deaf dumb and blind kid sure play a mean pinball
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:27 PM   #32
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You deaf, dumb and blind, kid? Surely you noticed the playgirl coming on to you, pinhead?
Get your nose up from your phone once in a while and notice the living world around you. It's great!
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Old 08-24-2017, 12:19 AM   #33
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Put your nose back on, pull the phone out of your mouth, and notice that you're just another one of the living dead around you. You're gross!
Zombies are not just stupid, they're boring.
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Old 08-24-2017, 01:54 AM   #34
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Boomers are not just aged, they're boring.
Yeah? Well let me tell you what it was like when I was your age, kid.
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Old 08-24-2017, 02:14 AM   #35
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Yeah? Well let me tell you what I liked when I was ravaged, kid.
I'm all ears... or is that part of the kink?
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Old 08-24-2017, 12:33 PM   #36
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I'm on all fours... is that part of the kink?
A tergo in the canine position is not particularly kinky.
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Old 08-24-2017, 01:22 PM   #37
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In Fargo, the caning position is on all fours... in the snow.
Maybe I'll forgo the Fargo.
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Old 08-26-2017, 11:23 PM   #38
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Maybe, I'd do Geordi Laforge.

Yeah, he was pretty hot, as Star Trek Next Gen characters go, but I was more into Bashir from DS9.
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Old 08-27-2017, 10:26 AM   #39
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The United Federation of Planets is my oyster.
Setting faser to fun.
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Old 08-27-2017, 10:37 AM   #40
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Setting extras to stun.
Hey guys! Good news! Captain Kirk picked ME to be the extra crewman to go down to the planet with him, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Spock! My career is really on the upswing now!

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Old 08-27-2017, 11:35 AM   #41
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Old 08-27-2017, 11:40 AM   #42
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Captain janeway is the best starfllet Captain ever, that's why she was promoted to Admiral.
Nonsense, she is not, and should not have.
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Old 08-27-2017, 12:10 PM   #43
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Nonsense, she is hot, and her sexual skills are admirable.
Unfortunately, this is the best I could find in terms of nude photos (bad quality)

http://celeb.gate.cc/kate-mulgrew/pi...6ea3d0df8.html

Maybe if she had done a little more cheesecake, she would have been more deserving of a promotion.
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Old 08-27-2017, 12:21 PM   #44
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More cheesecake amd I'll give you a promotion!
Amaretto or chocolate?
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Old 08-27-2017, 02:03 PM   #45
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Make up your mind!
Must I? Can't we add strawberry and have a frommage a trois?
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Old 08-27-2017, 02:09 PM   #46
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Can't we add a little elbow grease and have a frottage a trois?
As long as we don't rub each other the wrong way

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Old 08-27-2017, 04:32 PM   #47
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As long as we rub each other the right way, that promotion is all yours.
I'm going to need to go ahead and report you to human resources, now.
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Old 08-27-2017, 04:38 PM   #48
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He's just going to lead you on so go ahead and report him to human resources, now.
Dang. I knew cheesecake for a promotion was too good to be true.
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Old 08-27-2017, 05:17 PM   #49
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Dang. I knew a little cheesecake wouldn't be enough to land me that promotion.
Alas, the boss is in his office watching tentacle porn on his phone. Maybe you should try again on Halloween.
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Old 08-27-2017, 05:23 PM   #50
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Alas, the boss is in his office watching corn pop on his phone. Maybe you should try again with some melted butter and salt.
Geez. Do you know how much groceries cost? This is getting expensive!
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