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Old 08-20-2017, 10:14 AM   #1
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Misquote the person above you AGAIN

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Listen, I'm a journalist and I stand by every word.
Well I'll see you in court, you wrote that I over-react and that's just not true. I'm also suing your entire family!
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:24 AM   #2
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Post lost in the move. I'll come back when it settles down
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:25 AM   #3
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I'm suing your entire family and I'll get your little dog too!
Auntie Em? Help!
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:30 AM   #4
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Who ate all my Eminem's?
I did, they were great!
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:38 AM   #5
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I did her, and it was GREAT!
Somehow, I don't that was anyone's interpretation of "Make America great again."
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:43 AM   #6
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Somehow, I don't that was anyone's interpretation of "Make America gape again."
Now that's the kind of video I can get behind!
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:51 AM   #7
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Now that's the kind of whore I can get behind!
just ask if she does anal first
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:56 AM   #8
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just ask if she does banal first
I can already tell, she doesn't.
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Old 08-20-2017, 11:01 AM   #9
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I can already tell, she hates you.
But, I only met her yesterday.
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Old 08-20-2017, 11:08 AM   #10
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But, I only met her last night.
Crawling through her window in a ski mask might have been the issue.
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Old 08-20-2017, 11:21 AM   #11
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Please, wear a ski mask next time and we won't have this issue.
This romance is so over, it never even started.
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Old 08-20-2017, 12:41 PM   #12
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This bromance is so over, you should never have farted.
I'm all for oral sex, even anal, but olfactive sex? Yew!
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Old 08-20-2017, 12:53 PM   #13
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I'm all for moral sex, even annually, but in an old factory? Sounds dirty.
If I had to do moral sex, I think once a year might suffice. Ha! who am I kidding?
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Old 08-20-2017, 04:54 PM   #14
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If I had to do floral sex, it would only be during summer, sadly. Ha! who am I kidding? There are hothouses for year-round sex.
Think of all those seedlings being pollinated "aerally". Wow! A natural orgy!
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Old 08-20-2017, 05:44 PM   #15
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Come join in the fun at my little shop of horrors!
Feed me, Seymour!
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Old 08-20-2017, 06:42 PM   #16
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Feed me Semen!
If you insist. It is high in protein; are you on an Atkins-type diet?
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Old 08-20-2017, 07:06 PM   #17
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If you don't desist, I will hire a pro-teen to ad kin to your diet?
Maybe with some fava beans...

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Old 08-20-2017, 09:38 PM   #18
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Maybe with some anal beads...
Look, just don't be too rough, okay? I'd like to walk straight in the morning.
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:20 PM   #19
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Look, just, no one TOO buff, okay? I'd like him to walk straight, not like some muscle bound runway model.
Trust me, he's gorgeous, and just a little on the geeky side.
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Old 08-21-2017, 11:14 AM   #20
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Trust me, he's old-school geek -- like, bites the heads off of chickens geek.
That is seriously old school.
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Old 08-21-2017, 04:08 PM   #21
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That is a seriously bold stool.
Yuck! I'm all for anal, but scatological is going too far for me.
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Old 08-21-2017, 04:36 PM   #22
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Yuck! I'm all for androids, but artificial intelligence is going too far for me.
It's a brave new world we're entering.
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Old 08-21-2017, 04:41 PM   #23
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It's a grave new word you're inventing.
I know the language must evolve, but that's overdoing it.
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Old 08-21-2017, 08:59 PM   #24
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I know the language of the revolver, but that's overkill.
"Overkill is underrated."
The only worthwhile quote from The A-Team movie.

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Old 08-22-2017, 06:56 AM   #25
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"I pity the fool."
The best known quote from The A-Team.
Talk about a B-series, but it was fun to watch anyway.
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