for those who are too old to be considered alive

4yourpleasureiam

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I see there are threads for the youngster crowds. Well I thought it might be fun to have a place for the old codgers of any sex to gather. I expect mostly the wheel chair and thee or four legged to gather here but if my some miracle you still walk upright on two appendages you are also welcome.

All lies about sexual powers are expressly encouraged because at our age there is not enough Viagra or lube available to help us. However if by some chance wee wrinkly willy were to stir on its own be kind enough to include us in your celebration. This goes to the ladies also, only in your case a drop of moister with a dirty thought would make all the wrinkly willies twitch and oh hell here comes the geriatric nurse.

Other topics are also welcome, such as great great grandchild's high school graduation. Please no talk of the long sleep, dirt naps or any other tasteless subjects.

And may I add all ages are welcome as there are many younger people who enjoy the company of older people just as many older people , my self included,
who enjoy people of all ages.

One last rule No spelling nazies This last rule is in deference to those if us who have a hard time seeing the funny red squiggly line that used to pop up for every other word.

Ahh, here I sit in my lovely little room waiting for the first conversationalist to wander in HM mmhh hmmmmm la la la dy da oh my I am having such fun. golly hope nurse shows up soon
 
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I see there are threads for the youngster crowds. Well I thought it might be fun to have a place for the old codgers of any sex to gather. I expect mostly the wheel chair and thee or four legged to gather here but if my some miracle you still walk upright on two appendages you are also welcome.

All lies about sexual powers are expressly encouraged because at our age there is not enough Viagra or lube available to help us. However if by some chance wee wrinkly willy were to stir on its own be kind enough to include us in your celebration. This goes to the ladies also, only in your case a drop of moister with a dirty thought would make all the wrinkly willies twitch and oh hell here comes the geriatric nurse.

Other topics are also welcome, such as great great grandchild's high school graduation. Please no talk of the long sleep, dirt naps or any other tasteless subjects.

One last rule No spelling nazies This last rule is in deference to those if us who have a hard time seeing the funny red squiggly line that used to pop up for every other word.

Ahh, here I sit in my lovely little room waiting for the first conversationalist to wander in HM mmhh hmmmmm la la la dy da oh my I am having such fun. golly hope nurse shows up soon

Hello from the edge of death
 
I have one foot in the grave, and I tend to stay away from six foot under threads. :) Mainly because ageism is the last frontier, especially on an erotica site, and too many make the meme of sex and old age about perverts. We're just older with the same needs as anyone else. And I don't want to talk about my grandkids on an erotica thread. It's too weird.

Good luck with your thread!

:rose:
 
Hi Trim, hows it hanging friend.

AW LadyVer stick around a while and party. Damn I thought I was going to have to chastise you about the foot and the six foot thing but kudos to you, you didn't step all the way into that hole.

I did not make the connection to age and pervs but danged it you could be onto something there.

Why are old people perves because we do it in front of our night nurse when youngsters of say59 can do it wherever and it is normal healthy fucking for them

Any way happy to see you two adventuresome soles no don't you dare correct my soul you brown shirt groupie
 
The good thing about getting old is that you finally get over your childhood hang-ups.
 
I am so old when I break down they have to order parts for me out of the Bible :)

Did someone ring for a Nurse:D
 
Alive and horny as well

Great thread. I am so pleased to join you at the great age of 60 something! Allthough I am one of the wheelchair brigade, my sexual powers have not diminished, just my cock!. I have some photos to prove that I can still cut it though and would love to relate all my amazing sexual exploits, well those I can remember at least.
Looking forward to contributing to this amazing, and hopefully historic, thread again soon.
Steve.

PS Damn but I feel powerful horny but can't think what I used to do about it.....any suggestions....please
 
Alive and horny as well

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Erectdesire...don't lose hope

You will never be too old. As you age, you get hornier and hornier and far more adventurous.
You will also, with practice, become a better and better lover which is why most sexual girls prefer older men. The young guys are too quick, too selfish and know so little about making love that they usually shoot their loads far too early to achieve the ultimate pleasure.
Just keep it up, cum at least twice a day and enjoy!!
 
M/61.....
Love to chat with the ladies and tease away...discreet and looking for interesting conversation...feel free to drop by anytime.

Bob
 
M 67 I might be old in body but I am still young in mind and I still cross dress.
 
I am so old when I break down they have to order parts for me out of the Bible :)

Did someone ring for a Nurse:D


Ah Just in time Please stay close Nurse Titt4Tatts, You never know when your services may be needed and of coarse your Friendship and wit is always in demand. May I just call you Titts or would you prefer Tatts. You may call me 4yours On second thought please do not say Tatts as that is to close to Taps for an old warrior. :rose:
 
sorry, pressed send twice

Hay Steve thanks for dropping by, No worry about hitting the submit or send button twice. I drove people crazy to the point they thought I was crazy, I almost lost a friend over that.

Any how Have fun Hope you stick around.
 
M 67 I might be old in body but I am still young in mind and I still cross dress.


Hello old friend, Nice to see you :kiss:

M/61.....
Love to chat with the ladies and tease away...discreet and looking for interesting conversation...feel free to drop by anytime.

Welcome George A word of warning sometimes around here a dress hides thingys but as someone said age mellows and teaches us to enjoy :)


Bob

Keep Up the Good Work Guys and Gals

someone has a handful there, be carful you don't shoot any eye out with that thing Hm No you better give that thingy to me to hold for you :D


You will never be too old. As you age, you get hornier and hornier and far more adventurous.
You will also, with practice, become a better and better lover which is why most sexual girls prefer older men. The young guys are too quick, too selfish and know so little about making love that they usually shoot their loads far too early to achieve the ultimate pleasure.
Just keep it up, cum at least twice a day and enjoy!!


Steve Good observations , I often told the kids the only Oh I think I said that somewhere already Oh well welcome and come back often ;)
 
Not the stud I used to be, but still very able to perform orally,,, just no one to perform on ;-) awwwww sigh,,, Mind still active too... Glad my imagination is good,,, anyone like to play around here??? Lots of imaginary fun can still be had at our ages..
 
I suffer from the same stiff joints that we all have when I get up in the morning, but when I look back at what it was really like when I was young, I would much rather be who I am today. Time has a way of clouding our memory about what youth really was. I wouldn't want to be young again, although, it would be nice to have that body back. :rose:
 
Good Morning to 4yours and everyone:)

Wow Look we all made it another day. Major shocker eh....LOL.

So about this age thing. I will b 52 in May. It feels odd to say it as I do not feel it. I made some major changes in my life about 6 years ago. I lost a lot of weight and got very active. I feel pretty incredible for 51. I have no heath issues and no restrictions. I may not be able to bend into a pretzel but I can still CowGirlUp as they say :)

The Nurse is on duty. For a short while anyways. I don't do shave preps or preps of any kind...LOL. But feel free to say hello. Happy April Fools day one and all !!
 
"Old", 63, here. But certainly alive! And have body parts that prove I'm alive ;)
 
You will never be too old. As you age, you get hornier and hornier and far more adventurous.
You will also, with practice, become a better and better lover which is why most sexual girls prefer older men. The young guys are too quick, too selfish and know so little about making love that they usually shoot their loads far too early to achieve the ultimate pleasure.
Just keep it up, cum at least twice a day and enjoy!!

Never a truer word spoken, at 44 I'm only a baby xxxxxx
 
Male 50 here , always looking to connect with a beautiful mind :kiss:
 
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