Old 07-21-2014, 08:13 AM   #1
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The Winsome Widow

Nothing but a title.

As I dozed off last night, I wondered what I should write next, given I have almost zero time free. I recall thinking "There's always the winsome widow..."" no idea what that means or where it came from.
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:21 AM   #2
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That made me instantly think of the Winsome Widow of Wagon Gap even though I hasn't seen it in decades. It was one of my favorite Abbot & Costello flicks back then.
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That made me instantly think of the Winsome Widow of Wagon Gap even though I hasn't seen it in decades. It was one of my favorite Abbot & Costello flicks back then.
don't recall it, but A&c used to be on Saturday mornings when I was a kid ...
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It makes me think of "You wins some and you lose some."
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Makes me think of a period romance, maybe Victorian-Edwardian era, maybe fluff-gothic, with heaving bosoms, etc. Or The Winsome Widow is a pub with a lurid sign and regulars telling lascivious tales, like Callahan's Cross-Time Saloon. Or it's a pirate ship, run by a lesbian crew, of course. Or it's a videogame that sucks players into an alternate dimension. Or she's a madam, and that's the name of her house, specializing in MILFs. Et fucking cetera.
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Or The Winsome Widow is a pub with a lurid sign and regulars telling lascivious tales
I think I've been there :-)
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I think I've been there :-)
Really? I'm sure I would have noticed you...must have been on my night off.
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But seriously I think the pub story could work, maybe as a gentlemen's club though, and I don't mean that as a euphemism for a strip club. Somewhere with a butler, fine brandy, a billiard room and a library of first editions.

On the last Thursday of each month, a member must relate a salacious tale from their bawdy youth. The men sit around a high set oak table on bar stools and receive blow jobs beneath the table cloth from some young maid who appears from a secret passageway beneath the table. The blow jobs are never spoken of so they come as a surprise to new members.

Twist: nobody has ever seen the young maid but her technique is legend. Hey, where'd the butler go, my brandy needs freshening.
Twist: a young woman dresses as a man and obtains access to the Widow. What happens at her first seat at the oak table.
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But seriously I think the pub story could work, maybe as a gentlemen's club though, and I don't mean that as a euphemism for a strip club. Somewhere with a butler, fine brandy, a billiard room and a library of first editions.

On the last Thursday of each month, a member must relate a salacious tale from their bawdy youth. The men sit around a high set oak table on bar stools and receive blow jobs beneath the table cloth from some young maid who appears from a secret passageway beneath the table. The blow jobs are never spoken of so they come as a surprise to new members.

Twist: nobody has ever seen the young maid but her technique is legend. Hey, where'd the butler go, my brandy needs freshening.
Twist: a young woman dresses as a man and obtains access to the Widow. What happens at her first seat at the oak table.
I like it. And the bawdy tales being told juxtaposed with the actual real-time blowjobs adds even more opportunities to describe hot sex.

Twist: The woman under the table is actually the wife or current girlfriend of one of the members. The women take it in turns, each month a different wife or girlfriend. Two scoreboards are kept in a back corner of the room, one for the men to rate the blowjob, one for the women to rate the dicks they suck. Very mysterious, these numbers, to the new members--until they're initiated, of course.

Twist on the twist: It's a large group at a large table, and there are two women doing the sucking. The men have to guess afterwards which one did them, and the ones who guess correctly get a prize. Use your imagination as to what the prize might be...
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Twist: The women under the table leave a token with each man they get to cum. At the end of the night the tokens are tallied, and the winner is revealed. Until then, no one knows who the women are.

Twist: Each man in turn must tell a story. As he does, he gets a blow job. At the end of the night the men around the table vote on who best maintained his composure while telling his story.

And I think I'd change the name to The Wanton Widow.
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And I think I'd change the name to The Wanton Widow.
I think we have various stories here. THE WINSOME WIDOW is the Crosstime Tavern storytelling frame. THE WANTON WIDOW is the Hellfire Club action scene. THE WILLING WIDOW is the Black Widow scenario -- she's willing to be a widow many times, offing husbands along the way. THE WELL-WORN WIDOW is the madam's whorehouse history. Et cetera.
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I think we have various stories here. THE WINSOME WIDOW is the Crosstime Tavern storytelling frame. THE WANTON WIDOW is the Hellfire Club action scene. THE WILLING WIDOW is the Black Widow scenario -- she's willing to be a widow many times, offing husbands along the way. THE WELL-WORN WIDOW is the madam's whorehouse history. Et cetera.
Sounds like a series...
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Sounds like a series...
...or a number of series, under the rubric of WIDOW'S WALK meta-series.
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Oh crap, you assholes got my muse going again. Now I won't sleep tonight.

Has anyone read Stephen King's The Breathing Method? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breathing_Method

The scenario in my head is an erotic homage to that story, using a similarly mysterious club with a mysterious man telling a mysterious and possibly magical true tale.
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...or a number of series, under the rubric of WIDOW'S WALK meta-series.
Okay, I'm backing away, now...hands open and in plain sight...put down the keyboard before someone gets hurt...
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Oh crap, you assholes got my muse going again. Now I won't sleep tonight.

Has anyone read Stephen King's The Breathing Method? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breathing_Method

The scenario in my head is an erotic homage to that story, using a similarly mysterious club with a mysterious man telling a mysterious and possibly magical true tale.
Sorry 'bout that, blin18. But *shrug* that's what happens when you hang around with twisted minds...

I actually read a story (book?) that had a poker game where the men sat at a tall table with an unusually long tablecloth.

The protagonist noticed that some men who were originally winning suddenly at times would inexplicably start losing, then go back to their winning ways. Suddenly he felt something in his crotch--someone was unzipping him and taking him out. The mysterious someone proceeded to give him a blow job, and his concentration was disrupted enough that he was losing during the process.

He deduced that someone under the table was sucking each of the men off in turn, and that was the reason for the sporadic poor play. At the end, the wife of one of the players emerged from under the table and declared one of the men the "winner", as he had the nicest cock to suck.

I think it was just one scene in a much longer work, the title and nature of which I've long forgotten. But that scene was so hot for me, I remember it well even many years later.

So when you mentioned the same plot device--well, let's just say I had to leave the keyboard for a while to work out a little sudden stiffness.
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I just published The Winsome Widow here on Lit. Anyone interested: click on the link in my sig.
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