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Old 07-08-2014, 11:35 AM   #26
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When in doubt, just wrap it in bacon. That's good life advice.
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Must we be subjected to that sort of imagery?
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Old 07-08-2014, 03:24 PM   #27
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I like to use Vegemite. It gives it a coarse feel and a nice salty twang. Works great when I use my kangie vibe. (We don't have rabbit vibes here, they're kangaroos)
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Old 07-08-2014, 04:18 PM   #28
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I like to use Vegemite. It gives it a coarse feel and a nice salty twang. Works great when I use my kangie vibe. (We don't have rabbit vibes here, they're kangaroos)
If you want to experience a coarse feel, use the original...

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Old 07-08-2014, 04:42 PM   #29
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I like to use Vegemite. It gives it a coarse feel and a nice salty twang. Works great when I use my kangie vibe. (We don't have rabbit vibes here, they're kangaroos)
And they have that handy pouch for extra batteries. *nods*
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:29 PM   #30
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I see the ever delightful pmann has been in my account posting as me again. *squint*
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Old 07-08-2014, 07:34 PM   #31
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I see the ever delightful pmann has been in my account posting as me again. *squint*
He was just embarrassed about using Vegemite to lube up the b-hole and that he has an 18 inch kangie vibe with a handy pocket for extra batteries. He is clearly pining for you, and overcompensating on all things Aussie or PMann-pretend Aussie. Sad really, very very sad.
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Old 07-08-2014, 07:43 PM   #32
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He was just embarrassed about using Vegemite to lube up the b-hole and that he has an 18 inch kangie vibe with a handy pocket for extra batteries. He is clearly pining for you, and overcompensating on all things Aussie or PMann-pretend Aussie. Sad really, very very sad.
Vegemite on da b-hole might make it appear that dear pmann has a faecal incontinence issue, which with an 18inch kangie vibe is probably to be expected.

I think you're right he must be pining for me. I think it was the sweat jeans jeans that really hooked him, ya know?

That's how ya do it ladies, sweat jeans.
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