Old 01-29-2014, 11:49 PM   #1601
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Dear Steve,

Thanks for the technology.

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Old 01-30-2014, 07:25 AM   #1602
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You are core of the sun hot dressed up as Ferris Bueller.

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Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen....

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Old 01-30-2014, 10:02 AM   #1603
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Dear Lit,

I'm sorry I've been flashing my awful 80s themed outfits to everyone. That's worse than Josh123 and his little baby cock being out there for all to see.

I realize this denim jacket offends a lot of people. Mainly those with eyeballs. I don't know what it is about putting on outdated clothes and wearing them as it they are in style. I think I see Pmann walking around like he just strutted out of GQ and I'm a bit jealous. I mean, on top of him being drop dead gorgeous, he's got more fashion sense than Milan.

So Lit, I'm sorry for the bad jacket. Know my heart is in the right place (right beneath my left booey).

Cheers,

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Old 01-30-2014, 10:11 AM   #1604
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Dear Rainshine,

It looks like it may be time to change your password again.

In denim hotness support,
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PS Why wasn't the above apology done as a voice recording? Those do make me giggle for days.
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:19 AM   #1605
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Dear Rainshine,

It looks like it may be time to change your password again.

In denim hotness support,
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PS Why wasn't the above apology done as a voice recording? Those do make me giggle for days.
Dear Saucy,

I will do a voice recording soon enough. My time lounging around at the beach like a lazy bum gets in the way of my totally legit recordings.

Sincerely,

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Old 01-30-2014, 10:24 AM   #1606
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Hehe. Oops. I guess I should pay better attention to the account from which I post.
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:26 AM   #1607
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I will do a voice recording soon enough. My time lounging around at the beach like a lazy bum gets in the way of my totally legit recordings.

Sincerely,

Rainshine


Dearest pmann,

I think you may have stepped out of character there.

Help us follow along.


Flummoxingly,

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Old 01-30-2014, 03:43 PM   #1608
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Dear Pmann,

You said my vest was (and I quote!!) "core of the sun hot" It's in writing.

Oh, and fucker!

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Old 01-30-2014, 03:50 PM   #1609
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If you're going to hide all the hot female employees, can we please go home tomorrow?

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Fuck you in the ass with a 10" dildo. Sideways. I'm so over you.

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Old 01-30-2014, 03:57 PM   #1610
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Dear Rainshine,

I know your reading skills aren't up to par, for reasons best known to us. But if you'll read that post again, I said YOU were core of the sun hot. You could wear an Affliction shirt and Ed Hardy jeans and you'd be core of the sun hot.

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Old 01-30-2014, 07:40 PM   #1611
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Nothing I post is ever uncalled for. Ever.

Because fuck you.

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Old 01-30-2014, 07:51 PM   #1612
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Dearest Rainshine & pmann,

Lit's most wankerific couple is crazier than Luke and Laura.

Please log on to Lit Chat and get 'er done already.






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Old 01-30-2014, 08:27 PM   #1613
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Dear Em,

I am a sweet, proper girl and I do not engage in internet wankery as depicted above, I am far too busy planning my next 80's themed outfit - Risky Business.

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Old 01-30-2014, 09:01 PM   #1614
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Dear Em,

I am a sweet, proper girl and I do not engage in internet wankery as depicted above, I am far too busy planning my next 80's themed outfit - Risky Business.

Sincerely,
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:04 PM   #1615
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Pics are so yesterday, pmann. I've gone one better with some old time rock and roll!
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:24 PM   #1616
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Pics are so yesterday, pmann. I've gone one better with some old time rock and roll!
Is it as sexy as someone dancing to Vanilla Ice?
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Old 01-31-2014, 01:41 AM   #1617
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Old 01-31-2014, 01:46 AM   #1618
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Dear Post Office,

Thanks for the shitty hours.

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Old 02-01-2014, 01:55 PM   #1619
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Thanks for breaking your ATM.. again. It's not like I needed money or anything.


Dear Driver,
No, don't mind me.. I'm only in the right lane to make a right turn.. no you go ahead and make a right turn -FROM 2 LANES OVER!


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This cat never shuts up... you owe me.


Dear Cat,
Shut. The. FUCK. Up. Already.


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Your affair with frizz..end it.. Now.
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Old 02-04-2014, 12:41 AM   #1620
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you made my day today. and yesterday.
I thank you. my pussy thanks you. And I'm pretty sure his cock thanks you too.
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Old 02-08-2014, 05:57 PM   #1621
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Dear X,

Thanks for leaving me alone when I was almost passing out and needed you as a FRIEND. I think you should look up the definition. And my dumb ass apologized for not being able to go out so you can talk to creepy guys and get your approval. Insecure and self-centered. A really nice mixture you got going on there. I don't need that in my life and I don't deserve that when I have been nothing but supportive. I love myself too much to let myself being treated like that any longer. The while world doesn't revolve around you. And just because you're jealous that I am truly happy with myself and my life and have great people around me doesn't give you the right to play the victim here. I haven't been this miserable often in my life. 5 people came up to me and asked me if they should call the ambulance and what did you do? You went shopping to look for a sexy outfit to show off your boobs. Fake. Now I am focusing all my energy and time on the people who really care about me. If you crawl back I'll acknowledge it but for me this ''friendship'' is over. And I hope with this little piece I can let go and feel at peace again.

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Old 02-08-2014, 11:42 PM   #1622
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Dear X,

I would appreciate it if you could hold a civilized conversation about our relationship. When I bring up D/s topics, I make sure to be as passive and as unobtrusive as I possibly can. Making me out to be a freak and making lewd jokes about a lifestyle I'm interested in just hurts my feelings, and therefore our marriage. I hate how you look down on it, like it's only a fetish. That's not how I view it and that's not what I want. If you can't be serious, please at least show me some respect. You have a tendency to make me feel like I'm stupid for asking you questions, and I don't think that's fair. I hope someday you'll begin to understand me and value me in a better way. Until then, please try to be nice. I need love.
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Dear X(myself),

You need to get it under control...like yesterday. You gonna get your heart broke.

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Dear Network of Post Offices around this big old country:

Get your collective heads out of your butts and learn to read, will ya?

Letter from East coast to West... 31 days? With three postnet bar codes?

Second letter...38 days and counting...wtf?
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No matter how much you try to deflect or ignore it, you words and behaviors are immature. It takes effort but growing up is worth it. Try it, please.

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