Old 12-23-2013, 11:55 PM   #1
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Monkey or cook

If you have your own monkey, should you have to cook for yourself?
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Old 12-23-2013, 11:58 PM   #3
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does the monkey do dishes?
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:14 AM   #4
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Monkey do.
Simple.
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If you are in good health and averagely diligent about hygiene, you will have a herd of about one trillion bacteria grazing on your fleshy plains - about a hundred thousand of them on every square centimetre of skin. They are there to dine off the ten billion or so flakes of skin you shed every day, plus all the tasty oils and fortifying minerals that seep out from every pore and fissure. You are for them the ultimate buffet, with the convenience of warmth and constant mobility thrown in.
By way of thanks, they give you B.O.
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:42 AM   #5
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does the monkey do dishes?
It can put them in and take them out of the machine, but it can't push the right button to start.
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