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Old 11-19-2013, 04:02 PM   #26
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:12 PM   #27
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Dinosaurs are not extinct. The current taxonomy puts Aves (birds) as part of the clade Theropoda, a subset of Dinosauria. Therefore dinosaur sex is bestiality with birds...
In other words, duck hunting is not merely "hunting" but "applied evolution."
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Old 11-19-2013, 05:27 PM   #28
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Yup. And chicken farming is 'managed evolution'.
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:32 PM   #29
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Old 11-23-2013, 03:04 AM   #30
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I saw this and thought of y'all:

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Old 11-23-2013, 03:57 AM   #31
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Not all pre-extinction dinos were great hulking beasts. A little research should reveal some species whose body size would be similar to an adult human, and thus suitable for sexual encounters. But watch out for claws. And uncomfortable genitals.

Question: Are genetically mutated / modified / augmented creatures 'animal' or 'nonhuman' per LIT guidelines? Suppose some mad scientist has produced a miniaturized clone of Godzilla. Is sex between mini-Godzilla and Lady Gaga unsuitable here?

Or one could take the Cordwainer Smith approach, right?
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