Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Story Ideas

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 11-12-2013, 05:35 PM   #1
Carnevil9
Dogma Whisperer
 
Carnevil9's Avatar
 
Carnevil9 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Location, Location, Location
Posts: 4,329
Bored at the meeting.

Today, I found myself in a meeting at work. It was really boring, so naturally I glanced surreptitiously around the room and started fantasizing about all the women there. But one of them gave me a lot to work with!

She was obviously bored too, and reached into her purse and pulled out a banana. She held it in her hand for awhile, pretending to listen to the boss droning on and on and on. She had bright red fingernails, and I just stared at that hand with those sexy nails wrapped around that long, curved shaft.

Then she started to peel it, slowly, erotically, like she was undressing it. And then... well I probably don't have to tell you what happened next. She brought her luscious lips, parted slightly, down to the tip of the banana and engulfed it. I was transfixed watching her.

Anyway, before LyndseyRae complains that I'm not suggesting a story idea, here's what I thought of: a story of a bored businessman in a meeting, watching a beautiful woman eat a banana on the other side of the table. She catches his eye (here's where the fictional part starts) and notices that he's watching her. So she winks at him and starts vamping it up with the banana. Licking it, sliding it in and out of her mouth, flicking her tongue on its tip, the works.

After the meeting, the businessman has a tent in his trousers like a circus big-top, so he stays at the table while everyone else leaves. Except the woman. She comes over to him, grabs him by the crotch, and asks if he'd come to her office to help her go over some contracts.

From there..... well, I'll leave it up to the author who wants to run with it.
__________________
Think you’ve conquered your gag reflex? Read my latest drivel!

Newest Story! - The Mermaid - How DO you fuck a creature without a pussy?
Porn With The Wind - Plantation owner's daughter jonesing for some hot Slave Cock!
Pee Party! - Urine for some fun now!!
Femme Fatale - Super Secret Agent meets a deadly Russian vixen bent on his sexual destruction!
Hand Job Slut 1: The Awakening - The saga begins!! And Ends!! All eleven thrilling episodes are now on-line.
An Hour Before The Wedding - She's not married just yet, and isn't wasting a minute of time

And all the REST of my crap!

Discuss my stories (or suggest new ones) at my new Carnevil9 Tumblr page! Now with PICTURES!!!
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-13-2013, 07:12 AM   #2
sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
 
sirhugs's Avatar
 
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,937
so how long before you were able to stand up & walk away?
__________________
Newest story

The Plumber Can't Come Til Morning

I almost feel badly that the plumber never comes... but the son's gf & the couple do!


or explore my other perversions at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-13-2013, 01:20 PM   #3
Saucyminx
Keeping it moving
 
Saucyminx's Avatar
 
Saucyminx is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,039
Darn it Carnevil. I was in a meeting today and was thinking about this story idea.

It would never work in my office only because there are too many women. All those catty bitches would notice another woman give a bj to a banana and HR interaction would ensue.

Having said that, I was having a nice little erotic daydream about my director and not paying as much attention as I should have been to the contents of the meeting.

One of these days I'm going to write an office sex story, which works much better on paper than it would work in RL.
__________________
My first new story in 3 long years

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
― Ann Brashares


Come on in--the smut is fine
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-13-2013, 03:01 PM   #4
Mrclean_sober
Experienced
 
Mrclean_sober is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 78
Corporate Fantasy!

In addition to fantasizing that my company will completely cover my healthcare costs, I frequently think about sex during BORING meetings! Things like, if we each had someone we had to have sex with in this meeting, who would I pick? What if no ones attractive to me? Too bad! What if....I don't get to pick, say theres 4 guys and 4 girls and its ladies choice! What if there was one woman and 4 or 5 guys....oh that poor woman, or maybe she'd love it. Unfortunately theres not a ton of women working in the software dept, let alone good looking ones!
  Reply With Quote

Old 11-14-2013, 06:05 AM   #5
sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
 
sirhugs's Avatar
 
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 32,937
"bored" as in
to make a hole in or through, with or as if with a drill.
To form (a tunnel, for example) by drilling, digging, or burrowing.
v.intr.
To make a hole in or through something with or as if with a drill

???
__________________
Newest story

The Plumber Can't Come Til Morning

I almost feel badly that the plumber never comes... but the son's gf & the couple do!


or explore my other perversions at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:35 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.