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Old 10-18-2013, 10:09 PM   #18551
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A highly charged political conversation with a friend over lunch. I was keeping track of every time he lost himself in strange trains of logic with a french fries.
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:42 AM   #18552
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My sister in law has only boys, and they routinely gross her out and make the rest of us laugh ourselves into asthma attacks.

Today she was in the car with them when she hears her eight year old say to his 12 year old brother.

"E! Ew! Do not even think of touching my fries now."

E just starts laughing. Sis in law looks in her mirror. "What's going on?"

J: E just scratched his balls.

Sis in law: through your pants, right? .... E!

E: "Well, sometimes your penis gets stuck to your balls and that's the only way to get it unstuck.

J: "It's true, mom. If you're at school you just gotta wiggle" *does the wiggle*



After my mom could breathe again, she said "I am so glad I had girls."
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:03 PM   #18553
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Kudos to the Cheyenne and Arapahoe tribes of Oklahoma!
Native American tribes challenge Oklahoma gay marriage ban

Two gay men are getting married under Native American tribal law in Oklahoma, apparently circumventing a state law that does not allow same-sex unions.

Activists said the marriage advances the cause of gay rights in a state that has blocked federal benefits for same-sex military couples in the past.

Jason Pickel, 36, and Darren Black Bear, 45, who have been together for more than eight years, were planning a trip to Iowa to get married. But they changed their minds when the Cheyenne and Arapaho tribes allowed them to pick up a marriage license on Friday in the tribes' courthouse after the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was struck down.
More at the original Al Jazeera article linked through the headline above.
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:29 PM   #18554
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Kudos to the Cheyenne and Arapahoe tribes of Oklahoma!
Native American tribes challenge Oklahoma gay marriage ban

Two gay men are getting married under Native American tribal law in Oklahoma, apparently circumventing a state law that does not allow same-sex unions.

Activists said the marriage advances the cause of gay rights in a state that has blocked federal benefits for same-sex military couples in the past.

Jason Pickel, 36, and Darren Black Bear, 45, who have been together for more than eight years, were planning a trip to Iowa to get married. But they changed their minds when the Cheyenne and Arapaho tribes allowed them to pick up a marriage license on Friday in the tribes' courthouse after the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was struck down.
More at the original Al Jazeera article linked through the headline above.
Most Native American nations/tribes CELEBRATE homosexuality, say the person that is gay is "Of one body with two souls."
 

Old 10-24-2013, 12:58 PM   #18555
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My mom was just in the hospital for 10 days. At first she was pretty out of it, but she got her sassy back.

Nurse: How are you feeling, Mrs K?
Mom: Usually with my fingers.

Doc: How are you doing this morning:
Mom: Anyone I can and you're next!

This is my sweet 84 YO mom!
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Old 10-24-2013, 06:50 PM   #18556
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
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Old 10-24-2013, 06:58 PM   #18557
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
YAY!
Congrats on the new position, Deege!!!
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Old 10-24-2013, 07:03 PM   #18558
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And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
Supercaliyaytasticawesomelisciousness!
 

Old 10-24-2013, 07:08 PM   #18559
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
Congratulations!
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Old 10-24-2013, 10:21 PM   #18560
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30 minutes of chatting with my favorite Irishman.

Feels like ages since we've been able to do that.

And on the phone even.
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Old 10-24-2013, 10:46 PM   #18561
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
YAY! Congrats!

Hope it turns out to be even more awesome than you think it'll be.
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:25 AM   #18562
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
Congrats, friend! Even those of us who haven't said anything for fear of jinxes, etc., are beaming frabjously!
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Old 10-25-2013, 11:16 AM   #18563
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Third interview scheduled.

(Trying so hard to find the right balance between "Oh.My.God.SQUUEEEEE!" and "I'll be perfectly fine if this doesn't work out...")
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Old 10-25-2013, 11:50 AM   #18564
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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!

And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
This makes me very happy.

Well done, DGE.
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Old 10-25-2013, 12:20 PM   #18565
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Congrats on the new position, Deege!!!
Awww, thanks! I have my favorite positions, and I have the feeling this one will bring me satisfyingly to an intense vocational climax.

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YAY! Congrats!

Hope it turns out to be even more awesome than you think it'll be.
Why? Will you be there to go to lunch with??

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Congrats, friend! Even those of us who haven't said anything for fear of jinxes, etc., are beaming frabjously!
Your beamage is always appreciated, and held in the highest regard.

Now I need a more manly equivalent of the rose emoticon. Damn you, Lit!!!!

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This makes me very happy.

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(Trying so hard to find the right balance between "Oh.My.God.SQUUEEEEE!" and "I'll be perfectly fine if this doesn't work out...")
Oh yeahhhhhh. This is happening. Stars are aligning. Antennae are beaming. Long Island media are reading spirits. Ducks are dynastying. Mars is in the House of Cards.

It's all flowing, like the brand new slurpee machine at my brand new 7-eleven.
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Old 10-25-2013, 01:45 PM   #18566
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And it is a perfect fit for me!!!

I cannot wait to get started.
This level of squee is not manly. But good job, nonetheless.
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Old 10-25-2013, 04:01 PM   #18567
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This level of squee is not manly. But good job, nonetheless.
I here quote the wisdom of the Temptations: "Ain't Too Proud to Squee."
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Old 10-25-2013, 05:16 PM   #18568
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I here quote the wisdom of the Temptations: "Ain't Too Proud to Squee."
To which I reply, "Stop, in the Name of Love!"
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Old 10-26-2013, 08:44 PM   #18569
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Old 10-27-2013, 01:38 AM   #18570
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(*^_^*) I've been working a lot and there's been a lot of stuff keeping me from housework. Today, I triumphed. Since I finished sewing the Halloween costumes last night and we got through the big Mud Run event I finally got to do all the housework. (Technically still working on it right now, but taking a small break )

Yay, clean! *\(^o^)/*
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Old 10-27-2013, 12:47 PM   #18573
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It's strange. I'm a language person, he's a numbers person, but he always wins. My head just doesn't work well in anagrams and such, and I always end up making words in a language that we're not playing in and it really distracts me from the game.
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Old 10-28-2013, 08:00 AM   #18574
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Hauled my groggy ass to the gym early (vaguely resembled a hungover zombie trying to boat a marlin), when on the EFX machine next to me a 80-yo dude starts working his ass off and screaming!

"GET it!"
"GET IT BABY!!"
"YEAH!!"
"FEEL THAT!!???""



I wanna be that.
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Old 10-28-2013, 11:22 AM   #18575
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This is waaay cool. I used to be told I had very nice handwriting (you younger folks, look it up! ), but this makes my penmanship look like a doctor writing a prescription
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