Old 09-18-2013, 09:22 PM   #33801
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ICT I know that but thats not the point goofball

IACT you find a man whose penis CAN be tied in a knot and I would be willing to try
ICT I'm now picturing a penis roughly the thickness and malleability of a wet spaghetti noodle.

IACT if you're into that sort of thing, you need to go hang out in the Fetish Board.

IFCT I'm just sayin'
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Old 09-19-2013, 01:29 AM   #33802
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:01 AM   #33803
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:35 AM   #33804
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:49 AM   #33805
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:51 AM   #33806
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:06 AM   #33807
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:23 AM   #33808
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ICT I have watched the video he sent me this morning over and over...
ICT I'm wondering if it's a compelling linked one or a more personal one, whatever good call from him sending it.

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ICT- I am still not understanding the allure, but after reading pages of drama, I'm seeing why she is bat shit crazy Who's got popcorn!!!!???
ICT I love posts like these but spend ages wondering who
 

Old 09-19-2013, 11:28 AM   #33809
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:10 PM   #33810
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ICT nothing is more entertaining than keeping a salesman that is cold calling on the phone for 15 minutes, only to let him know at the end I can't use the services he's selling.
 

Old 09-19-2013, 04:16 PM   #33811
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:29 PM   #33812
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ICT... this is AWESOME!
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:58 PM   #33813
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:48 PM   #33814
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IFCT I should be doing my workshop work instead where am I? Here!
ICT if you weren't so nice to me the other day I might scold you.
 

Old 09-19-2013, 05:58 PM   #33815
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ICT I'm curious about this?? Power trip?
 

Old 09-19-2013, 05:58 PM   #33816
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ICT if you weren't so nice to me the other day I might scold you.
ICT I am wondering how I was nice???
IACT I am wondering how you would scold me?
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:06 PM   #33817
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ICT I am wondering how I was nice???
IACT I am wondering how you would scold me?
I accidently quoted your post instead of replying to the thread and you were gracious. If it was needed I would take suggestions on the scolding.

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Old 09-19-2013, 06:16 PM   #33818
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ICT- 28 years ago today, One of my best friends was kidnapped, raped and murdered. They caught the guy who did it and he has been in jail since, but even after all these years, I still hope and pray that he was tortured way more then I know he has been.
IACT- I don't understand why our system pays for such a sweet life in prison.He took a life and he's being taken care of, given an education, fed and housed.
 

Old 09-19-2013, 06:21 PM   #33819
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ICT- 28 years ago today, One of my best friends was kidnapped, raped and murdered. They caught the guy who did it and he has been in jail since, but even after all these years, I still hope and pray that he was tortured way more then I know he has been.
IACT- I don't understand why our system pays for such a sweet life in prison.He took a life and he's being taken care of, given an education, fed and housed.
ICT agreeing with you, hope he was raped repeatedly while in prison, some say death sentences are not a deterrent to crime but what if they were administered on the way out of the courthouse.
 

Old 09-19-2013, 06:34 PM   #33820
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I accidently quoted your post instead of replying to the thread and you were gracious. If it was needed I would take suggestions on the scolding.
ICT oh now I remember!!!
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:37 PM   #33821
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ICT oh now I remember!!!
ICT wishing you to have a nice day.
 

Old 09-19-2013, 06:45 PM   #33822
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ICT- 28 years ago today, One of my best friends was kidnapped, raped and murdered. They caught the guy who did it and he has been in jail since, but even after all these years, I still hope and pray that he was tortured way more then I know he has been.
IACT- I don't understand why our system pays for such a sweet life in prison.He took a life and he's being taken care of, given an education, fed and housed.
ICT that makes me sad. And sick to my stomach. I, too, hope he is being tortured in jail.
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:49 PM   #33823
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ICT- 28 years ago today, One of my best friends was kidnapped, raped and murdered. They caught the guy who did it and he has been in jail since, but even after all these years, I still hope and pray that he was tortured way more then I know he has been.
IACT- I don't understand why our system pays for such a sweet life in prison.He took a life and he's being taken care of, given an education, fed and housed.
ICT I believe there was some "justice" done to him, in ways you shouldn't think about
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:51 PM   #33824
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ICT I am thanking you!
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Old 09-19-2013, 07:19 PM   #33825
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