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Old 02-02-2013, 07:18 PM   #51
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Yeah, I don't much get the meaning either, but that is one cool sweater!
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:54 PM   #52
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More knitting fun.

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Old 03-24-2013, 02:57 PM   #53
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Kind of strange.
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:33 PM   #54
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Yes, but it is sure to keep your nose warm!

I don't know what movie that face mask is from, but it's very popular amongst the meme crowd.
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Old 03-25-2013, 04:06 PM   #55
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I don't know what movie that face mask is from, but it's very popular amongst the meme crowd.
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Old 07-14-2013, 05:48 PM   #56
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Old 07-14-2013, 09:46 PM   #57
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Interesting. First link doesn't work though.

I plan to get back into knitting soon. I'm thinking of ways to make money off of it this go-around...

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Old 07-14-2013, 11:36 PM   #58
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I never know when the image is going to show up, which is why I post the link with it. You should have seen an angry clown knitted head.

Not sure how you'll make money with angry clown heads, but whatever . . .
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Old 07-15-2013, 01:20 AM   #59
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Can't have a poncho without one of these bad boys!


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These are fun!
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Old 07-15-2013, 01:53 AM   #60
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Many of the yarn manufacturers have free patterns on their websites: Lionbrand, Bernat, red heart, etc. Also, craft stores that sell yarn also usually have little free flyers. You can also try websites for knitting tools, Clover, Boye, the Crochet Dude, etc.

Another free resource is if you know someone with a redonk-ulous amount of knitting crap, usually they are happy to give some stuff away. Mostly because its an excuse to go buy replacement crap. Craft supplies really are an addiction.

Aaaaannnd, if you find a pattern you really like in a book you need to purchase, just spend the 10 bucks. Here's why: you see it, but think, I can just find one like it for free. So you go online. Your time is money, so assuming your time is the $7.50 minimum wage, after 1 hour 20 minutes online you are now losing money. Think about this, you get to your computer, you do your search, and also get distracted in Facebook, emails, phone calls, looking at other patterns or products, or you may even get sucked in by your virtual farm or cute cat pics. And, unless you took a pic of the pattern, you may doubt your memory as to what it looked like, especially after seeing 20 or 30. With the store book you can also read before you buy to ensure you understand it. So even if you like only 1 out of the book, it's much less hassle and you can start sooner buy just buying it
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Old 07-19-2013, 04:26 PM   #61
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how to market your poncho

this poncho has many features

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Old 08-31-2013, 11:58 PM   #62
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If you're taking orders, I'll take a couple of these. My hat size is a 7.

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If you're taking orders, I'll take a couple of these. My hat size is a 7.

Geeze. Where did you find this?
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Old 09-01-2013, 03:57 AM   #64
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Geeze. Where did you find this?
You know, I don't know what it was that I was looking for when this came up. You have ruined me, I can't see knitted things without thinking of you now, especially silly things like this!
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You know, I don't know what it was that I was looking for when this came up. You have ruined me, I can't see knitted things without thinking of you now, especially silly things like this!
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:12 PM   #66
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:10 AM   #67
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Ravelry is my go-to site, especially with the good search functions.

My other favorite site is Patternfish.com . The patterns generally aren't free, but very reasonable, AND you get a preview of the yarn requirements, needle sizes, etc.
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My first stop is ravelry. You can search for very specific things and when yarn shopping you can look at other projects with a particular color or stitch pattern, see what you like. It's really fantastic.
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What is that?
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:43 AM   #75
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Geeze. Where did you find this?
I think I can answer that - some nursing mothers these days get annoyed at being asked to cover up their breasts when nursing in public, so they knit cute little beanies to match their 'offensive' breasts.
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