Old 09-17-2013, 09:17 PM   #292801
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i should make it my goal to get fucked on thursday. biker bar? small town or city? i am not good at this.


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Old 09-17-2013, 09:17 PM   #292802
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i have never gone out on the town just to get laid. it makes me very nervous. i don't know if i have it in me.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:18 PM   #292803
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i am all talk and no play.

i bought a whistle today.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:18 PM   #292804
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:18 PM   #292805
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Are you Brad Pitt?
Stranger things have happened to me.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:20 PM   #292806
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:21 PM   #292807
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i am always careful. maybe i'll just go to a museum and look at pretty paintings. that makes me happy. plus, it's a lot safer. that sounds like a plan. yes. i can do that.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:21 PM   #292808
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i should make it my goal to get fucked on thursday. biker bar? small town or city? i am not good at this.
No shit... right now, you're Fredo.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:22 PM   #292809
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:23 PM   #292810
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are you serious?!



i want to lay my head on your chest and suckle your nipples. trace my fingers over your body, remembering the lines and curves. *sigh* yes.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:23 PM   #292811
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That would be strange AND unpleasant.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:24 PM   #292812
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No shit... right now, you're Fredo.
who is fredo?
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:24 PM   #292813
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That would be strange AND unpleasant.
I've been through some stuff.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:25 PM   #292814
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who is fredo?
Oh, my.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:26 PM   #292815
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i am always careful. maybe i'll just go to a museum and look at pretty paintings. that makes me happy. plus, it's a lot safer. that sounds like a plan. yes. i can do that.
LOVE the Art Institute! We have such a great Exhibition right now. It's amazing. I really wanted to get to the lecture, but could not fit it in. I went to the exhibit 3 times. I'd go again if I could.
 

Old 09-17-2013, 09:27 PM   #292816
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:27 PM   #292817
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are you serious?!



i want to lay my head on your chest and suckle your nipples. trace my fingers over your body, remembering the lines and curves. *sigh* yes.
Whoa baby, my underwear just burst into flames! Hell yes I'm serious.

That sounds...a-m-a-z-i-n-g!!
 

Old 09-17-2013, 09:28 PM   #292818
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Well, bless your heart.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:28 PM   #292819
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who is fredo?
Fredo went for a boat ride and never came back.
 

Old 09-17-2013, 09:31 PM   #292820
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Oh, my.
that does not help me.

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LOVE the Art Institute! We have such a great Exhibition right now. It's amazing. I really wanted to get to the lecture, but could not fit it in. I went to the exhibit 3 times. I'd go again if I could.
one day i am going to do a week of art in chicago. you have so many amazing museums and galleries. :jealous: i will be traveling to houston to go see the magna carta. i can't wait.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:31 PM   #292821
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:34 PM   #292822
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Whoa baby, my underwear just burst into flames! Hell yes I'm serious.

That sounds...a-m-a-z-i-n-g!!
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Fredo went for a boat ride and never came back.
must have been the mermaids. i've heard about them.

okay. i googled. i've watched the godfather several times and didn't get the joke. i swear my brain does not retain movie and music trivia.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:36 PM   #292823
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that does not help me.



one day i am going to do a week of art in chicago. you have so many amazing museums and galleries. :jealous: i will be traveling to houston to go see the magna carta. i can't wait.

Feb. ~ It will be amazing. I'd love to see it. I hope it travels here.
 

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