Old 07-24-2013, 08:06 PM   #285226
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Slipped in the back door?



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Old 07-24-2013, 08:41 PM   #285227
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Thumper's ignoring me and I have a horrible headache.

Also, I'm listening to a man telling him he's coming.
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:00 PM   #285228
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Thumper is ignoring you for a man who is coming?
 

Old 07-24-2013, 09:02 PM   #285229
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:02 PM   #285230
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:05 PM   #285231
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:16 PM   #285232
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i just had the cutest little spider on the back of my hand and then i didn't. it was like magic. also, itchy, but that was because it seemed to having trouble with the hair on the back of my hand.

and then i found him again as i was typing. that little fucker is quick and really interested in being on me for some reason. silly spider.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 11:00 PM   #285233
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:06 AM   #285234
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re: Thumper That shit ain't right.


Also, I have a really excruciating headache. *whimper*
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:21 AM   #285235
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:34 AM   #285236
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:40 AM   #285238
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:42 AM   #285239
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Old 07-25-2013, 01:02 AM   #285240
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Old 07-25-2013, 03:22 AM   #285241
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This is beneath you.
I want to make a funny soo bad...
 

Old 07-25-2013, 03:45 AM   #285242
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This kinda sounds like you're drunk and a mite mischievous and wanna make a fart around your girlfriend while she's in the midst of gluing a model plane or something...
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Old 07-25-2013, 03:54 AM   #285243
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This kinda sounds like you're drunk and a mite mischievous and wanna make a fart around your girlfriend while she's in the midst of gluing a model plane or something...
I wish! I've been home alone in bed all day. I'm a snotty mess.

No, I really wanted to make a funny. A nice funny. But they seem a bit serious about the whole thing, so I'll just leave it alone.

A mite mischievous is right, though. Like a kitty. Playful. I'm feeling a lot better than I was this morning.
 

Old 07-25-2013, 04:15 AM   #285244
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off for a few days, back soon. x

(yeah, i could check in by phone but hate trying to type stuff on it.)

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Old 07-25-2013, 04:33 AM   #285245
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Old 07-25-2013, 05:50 AM   #285246
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off for a few days, back soon. x

(yeah, i could check in by phone but hate trying to type stuff on it.)

i'll resent you for abandoning me.
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Old 07-25-2013, 10:45 AM   #285247
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:07 AM   #285248
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So heartwarming


i hear they've gifted him a little red corvette already!
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:26 AM   #285249
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