Old 07-24-2013, 11:54 AM   #285201
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Heh. Nice timing.

They itch weird too.

mine didn't itch much, but it did scar/heal weird.
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:44 PM   #285202
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:20 PM   #285203
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Where has Ogg been?


He's pretty good at posting his comings and goings in this thread:
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:23 PM   #285204
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:27 PM   #285205
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:33 PM   #285206
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:06 PM   #285207
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:17 PM   #285208
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:37 PM   #285209
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Oh no, Chippy just ruined that phrase for me forever.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:00 PM   #285210
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:11 PM   #285211
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:19 PM   #285212
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Oh no, Chippy just ruined that phrase for me forever.

Just think back to my use of that phrase..
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:19 PM   #285213
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That's what I meant!
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:26 PM   #285214
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Heh.
Use it to wipe Chip's usage from your mind..
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:48 PM   #285215
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Keeping your smartphone clear of incremental byte space-eating clutter is a bit of a chore when you use it for audio/visual interaction on the daily. Gah.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:54 PM   #285216
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:58 PM   #285217
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:05 PM   #285218
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:28 PM   #285219
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Words fail me.


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Old 07-24-2013, 04:29 PM   #285220
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:02 PM   #285221
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Hilarious!

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Old 07-24-2013, 05:14 PM   #285222
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Meh.
Not feeling well.
Should mow the lawn.
Don't feel like it.
Should go for a walk.
Don't really feel like doing that either.
Maybe I'll just sit here.
Yeah.
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:23 PM   #285223
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:59 PM   #285224
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:34 PM   #285225
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fyp, yw.
 
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