Old 07-24-2013, 01:23 PM   #285151
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i need to get my eyes tested.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:27 PM   #285152
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The nice new bankers' boxes are in the cool air-conditioned house. The books I need to put into aforementioned boxes are in tattered old nasty spider-strewn boxes in the garage. I need to do some serious work on my telekinetic skills.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:33 PM   #285153
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:06 PM   #285154
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:17 PM   #285155
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hello, kitty?
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:37 PM   #285156
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Oh no, Chippy just ruined that phrase for me forever.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:00 PM   #285157
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:11 PM   #285158
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:19 PM   #285159
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Oh no, Chippy just ruined that phrase for me forever.

Just think back to my use of that phrase..
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:19 PM   #285160
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That's what I meant!
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:26 PM   #285161
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That's what I meant!

Heh.
Use it to wipe Chip's usage from your mind..
 

Old 07-24-2013, 03:48 PM   #285162
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Keeping your smartphone clear of incremental byte space-eating clutter is a bit of a chore when you use it for audio/visual interaction on the daily. Gah.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:54 PM   #285163
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:58 PM   #285164
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if "If" was a fifth, we'd all be drunk.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 04:05 PM   #285165
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:28 PM   #285166
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hello, kitty?
Words fail me.


You should be jailed (gaoled) for that.



 

Old 07-24-2013, 04:29 PM   #285167
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:02 PM   #285168
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Hilarious!

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Old 07-24-2013, 05:14 PM   #285169
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Meh.
Not feeling well.
Should mow the lawn.
Don't feel like it.
Should go for a walk.
Don't really feel like doing that either.
Maybe I'll just sit here.
Yeah.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 05:23 PM   #285170
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Brilliant.
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:59 PM   #285171
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LOVE this!

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Old 07-24-2013, 06:34 PM   #285172
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fyp, yw.
 

Old 07-24-2013, 07:06 PM   #285173
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fyp, yw.

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Old 07-24-2013, 07:41 PM   #285174
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Also, I'm listening to a man telling him he's coming.
 

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Thumper is ignoring you for a man who is coming?
 
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