That seems appropriately inappropriate.
Somehow, I don't see Ms. Watson EVER posing for Playboy, and even if interviewed, A Hitachi wand won't come into it.
Had the role been taken by another actress, perhaps. Lohan fer instance.
But, of course this is about a fantasy...so, that would be perfect.
One man's garbage is, perhaps, some woman's treasure.
There is no map.
There is no "X", perhaps some XXX, if one really wants to dig.