Old 05-17-2013, 01:42 AM   #61651
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In honor of allergy season... My phone now sneezes when someone texts me.

It also screams when some people call, gives me red alert from Bridge, howls when Luna calls, laughs, giggles, and gives me power-ups.


-gasp-





I need Dr Who sounds..... I want my phone to say EXTERMINATE... when my ex calls.
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:44 AM   #61652
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I've managed, through some rather intense and complicated procedures, to get it from scurvy to rickets, but getting it from there is proving to be far more difficult.


If I could get it down to just causing night blindness, I'd be happy.







I officially have no idea what the hell I'm talking about anymore.
nods sagely

At least you had some improvements. Well, if going from scurvy to rickets is an improvement that is.

Either way, I think I've changed my mind about peeking there.

I've no idea what you're talking about either, but I find you amusing anyways. winks
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:52 AM   #61653
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nods sagely

At least you had some improvements. Well, if going from scurvy to rickets is an improvement that is.

Either way, I think I've changed my mind about peeking there.

I've no idea what you're talking about either, but I find you amusing anyways. winks
I figure it is! Scurvy sounds way more frightening than rickets... which sounds like a card game or something.

But you just have to know where to look! Though there are a few places that will cause you to do your best impression of that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark...


The ability to play along is an undervalued and far too rare of a skill. For serious.


Super cereal?
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:53 AM   #61654
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I pm'd Scuttle.

This accounts for the random.
Wait. For every person who PM's scuttle right now, I'll give you kisses.

Go!
I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:55 AM   #61655
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I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!
runs in

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Old 05-17-2013, 01:58 AM   #61656
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runs in

kisses hard

runs out, giggling
*laughs, swaying a bit on his feet*

If I would've known those were the magic words to get freckles to do that, I would've said them long ago.
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:01 AM   #61657
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I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!
Guess I have to kiss you Daddy.

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You like it wet.

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runs in

kisses hard

runs out, giggling
stomps

I want one!
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:04 AM   #61658
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I figure it is! Scurvy sounds way more frightening than rickets... which sounds like a card game or something.

But you just have to know where to look! Though there are a few places that will cause you to do your best impression of that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark...


The ability to play along is an undervalued and far too rare of a skill. For serious.


Super cereal?
I very nearly sent you a pm just for kicks. But the whole scurvy thing scared me off. If I'd have known it was possible to come out with the skill of impressions I might have done it just for that.

Though it would be more interesting to receive some sort of super power instead. Or at least the ability to call forth the Go Go Gadget 'Copter or something.

For real. No joke.
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Guess I have to kiss you Daddy.

licks his cheek instead

You like it wet.



stomps

I want one!
skips back in

dips her and kisses her soundly

stands her back up, kisses the end of her nose

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Old 05-17-2013, 02:11 AM   #61660
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skips back in

dips her and kisses her soundly

stands her back up, kisses the end of her nose

skips back out and into the madness
Stands woozily, looks over at Daddy, looks after her sister, looks at him again.

She's a better kisser and pressing boobs together... sighs happily

Goes tearing after her sister, leaving him standing there.
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:14 AM   #61661
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I very nearly sent you a pm just for kicks. But the whole scurvy thing scared me off. If I'd have known it was possible to come out with the skill of impressions I might have done it just for that.

Though it would be more interesting to receive some sort of super power instead. Or at least the ability to call forth the Go Go Gadget 'Copter or something.

For real. No joke.
There have been rumors that venturing into such territories has given people the ability to climb the walls... or at least that's what I assume they meant by that... but as I said, they are merely rumors and I can neither confirm nor deny them.
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:20 AM   #61662
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There have been rumors that venturing into such territories has given people the ability to climb the walls... or at least that's what I assume they meant by that... but as I said, they are merely rumors and I can neither confirm nor deny them.
arches her eyebrow and taps a finger to her bottom lip

Very...interesting. If you should ever see such a thing happen, do tell, will you? That might be worth the risk.
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Very...interesting. If you should ever see such a thing happen, do tell, will you? That might be worth the risk.
Tell? I would never!

What good is a question if it is simply confirmed or denied?
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Tell? I would never!

What good is a question if it is simply confirmed or denied?
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It was worth a try!

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Old 05-17-2013, 02:41 AM   #61665
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It was worth a try!

And a valiant one!

But still, as they say in France... Le failure!*








*I have no idea if they say that in France, or if that's even remotely close to French.
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:46 AM   #61666
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And a valiant one!

But still, as they say in France... Le failure!*








*I have no idea if they say that in France, or if that's even remotely close to French.
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I blame the wine. It slowed my normally quick and quirky responses. nods Yes, that sounds good.

Although it looks legit, I don't believe adding Le in front of a word qualifies it as French but nice try!
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And a valiant one!

But still, as they say in France... Le failure!*
*I have no idea if they say that in France, or if that's even remotely close to French.
They don't...Papa est erroné. This isn't news.
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I blame the wine. It slowed my normally quick and quirky responses. nods Yes, that sounds good.

Although it looks legit, I don't believe adding Le in front of a word qualifies it as French but nice try!
Ah, the wine, yes. Well.. you know what they say about wine, right?


Also, it's totally legit. It's le legit!
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They don't...Papa est erroné. This isn't news.
Yeah, what she said.

Vivi, tell Zom hello for me will you? Haven't talked to him in years but he was one of my favorite writing partners. smiles
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Ah, the wine, yes. Well.. you know what they say about wine, right?


Also, it's totally legit. It's le legit!
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Okay, I'll take the bait. What do they say about wine. (I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking.)

Is it le wine too? Or just wine?
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Yeah, what she said.

Vivi, tell Zom hello for me will you? Haven't talked to him in years but he was one of my favorite writing partners. smiles

Tilts her head curiously

Okay, I'll take the bait. What do they say about wine. (I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking.)

Is it le wine too? Or just wine?
It's "vin". I suppose you can say "le vin" if you're wanting "the wine".

/end frenchnerd

Oh, and I had to look it up but failure is "panne" which I suppose is where we get "panned out".

That and the gold rush.

*chuckle*
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In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

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It's "vin". I suppose you can say "le vin" if you're wanting "the wine".

/end frenchnerd

Oh, and I had to look it up but failure is "panne" which I suppose is where we get "panned out".

That and the gold rush.

*chuckle*
And just when I think you can't possibly get any cuter you had to pull the nerd card on me like that.

If I were more forward of a lady you'd get pounced for that. Err, le pounced...

Note to self. Lay off the wine before you get yourself in trouble.
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And just when I think you can't possibly get any cuter you had to pull the nerd card on me like that.

If I were more forward of a lady you'd get pounced for that. Err, le pounced...

Note to self. Lay off the wine before you get yourself in trouble.
Heh...

*wanders over and leans head on her shoulder*

Something tells me you don't mind the trouble.
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Something's gotta give...and if it's not my spine it will surely be my spirit. I only pray the splinters will shatter in such a way that every passerby takes a second to revel in my wreckage....

In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

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Heh...

*wanders over and leans head on her shoulder*

Something tells me you don't mind the trouble.
smiles and kisses his cheek, trying to maintain an innocent look

Now...what would make you think that?

I'm a good girl. Really.

Never get into trouble.

...only sometimes
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smiles and kisses his cheek, trying to maintain an innocent look

Now...what would make you think that?

I'm a good girl. Really.

Never get into trouble.

...only sometimes
*grins and plants a kiss on her neck in return*

Methinks thou dost protest too much...

*smirks*
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Something's gotta give...and if it's not my spine it will surely be my spirit. I only pray the splinters will shatter in such a way that every passerby takes a second to revel in my wreckage....

In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

 

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