Old 04-30-2013, 12:10 AM   #269701
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Old 04-30-2013, 12:29 AM   #269702
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Old 04-30-2013, 12:34 AM   #269703
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Old 04-30-2013, 12:55 AM   #269704
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Old 04-30-2013, 01:53 AM   #269705
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is it just me or does indie look like a hairy shaun williamson?
 

Old 04-30-2013, 01:54 AM   #269706
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:01 AM   #269707
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:02 AM   #269708
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:08 AM   #269709
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:29 AM   #269710
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:47 AM   #269711
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Mother says to her daughter and son, "You two incestuous perverts behave yourselves. We are on a trip to see my parents and don't want anything funny going on around here! Do you understand what I am saying?"

Daughter replies, "Sure Mom, you count on us. Don't worry about a thing."



A few minutes later, the mother looks in backseat of the car and says, "I knew that I couldn't trust you two! Shame on you!"

Daughter replies, "Tell Dad to stop looking in the rear view mirror! He going to swerve off the road and get us all killed!"



Daughter says, "Mom, do you have a paper towel? Kevin just ejaculated all over the front of me."

Mother replies, "You are a sick person and need psychiatric counseling. To answer your question, no I don't. Just wipe it off with your panties."
 

Old 04-30-2013, 06:55 AM   #269712
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 04-30-2013, 07:19 AM   #269713
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 04-30-2013, 07:24 AM   #269714
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Today is a good and lovely day. I feel like making. I hope I make something cool today.
 

Old 04-30-2013, 07:29 AM   #269715
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Make a reindeer out of paper clips.
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:40 AM   #269716
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Make a reindeer out of paper clips.
No. That's silly.

I'm going to make a paper clip caribou instead.
 

Old 04-30-2013, 07:45 AM   #269717
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i'm gonna make a bunch of grass clippings with my lawn mower just as soon as i fucking feel like it. it'll be a bit. i need more chemicals.
 

Old 04-30-2013, 07:46 AM   #269718
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also, that was thunder, so... time to check the weather.
 

Old 04-30-2013, 08:22 AM   #269719
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:36 AM   #269720
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the weather says it's a good day for yard work. it will be 70 around noon and just short of 80 by evening. it was just a thunder shower and it's already gone. also, i have benadryl and that should be good enough to keep the pollen off my ass. life is good.
 

Old 04-30-2013, 08:39 AM   #269721
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:51 AM   #269722
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:53 AM   #269723
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:57 AM   #269724
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Old 04-30-2013, 09:04 AM   #269725
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and remember: shoot straight back. you're trying to sever the brain stem not blow your brains out because that shit doesn't always work.
 
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