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Old 04-27-2013, 06:19 AM   #1
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Thumbs up AFC West picks up new clown act...

Chargers to announce first official gay player.



They will be hosting tranny tryouts for the new cheer squad...
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:35 AM   #2
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So this is how they spent Hemi Day?
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But Wat! it's a really cool Volkswagon...



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Old 04-27-2013, 06:41 AM   #4
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The Chief has his homophobe war bonnet on.
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Hell, I was paying such close attention that I forgot it's draft weekend.


I blame ordering headers for it.
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:45 AM   #6
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It snuck up on me.


I've been gardening.
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Yeah, I've had other things to do, too.


It's been stimulating.


Lots of linemen in the top of the first round.
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:51 AM   #8
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Mommy can be such a bitch at times...


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Mine called last night and asked what I was doing. I said, I just sat down to supper.


After she had nattered on for 4 minutes, I asked if she minded if I ate my supper while it was still warm.
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Old 04-27-2013, 07:04 AM   #12
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Yeah, I know . . . how self-absorbed of me.


She has something she wants me to to, so now it has become a need.


And I was supposed to have done it already the day before it became a need.
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In some ways, so could Junior's mother, my ex.


I guess I'll be seeing her at his wedding. Haven't seen her since he graduated university. We've been able to play nicely since she remarried and moved away and she started letting Junior make all his own travel arrangements.


When he told her he was buying his Challenger, she said he couldn't. He told her he didn't live under her roof any more, and that it was his money, and that he'd buy anything he wanted to . . . with all due respect.
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How often we say what we do not mean...


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Old 04-27-2013, 07:24 AM   #17
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I'm going to get a Charger and have it painted a Te'o fuchia with lime-green lightening bolts...



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Often times, my kindest response is to smile and say nothing.
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I'm going to get a Charger and have it painted a Te'o fuchia with lime-green lightening bolts...




Ah reckon not . . . .


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Indeed...



Give them the ol' Buddha act.
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Ah reckon not . . . .


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Yeah, I would have to go with the undersized engine that could...


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Yeah, I would have to go with the undersized engine that could...



My buddy was telling me at supper last night the he rode in the new Challenger 3-point-something liter with 300 not-insulted mules, and he said it was quite a ride.


So, there is hope.


But I bet it'd balk at pulling wagons.
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Old 04-27-2013, 07:36 AM   #23
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The only problem is, they got computers...


Men want muscle, not out-witted by the Knight Rider.
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I told Junior that the Polara runs on magic. I think he might have believed me.


You can tune a carburetor, but you can't tuna fish.


I feel like a kid waiting for Xmas with the headers order in . . . it'll be a grumble-fish with all that installed.

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Pretty soon, we'll need our kids to program the radio and show us how to turn on the high beams...


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