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Old 04-27-2013, 01:00 AM   #142576
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no...not as such
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:05 AM   #142577
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no...not as such
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:08 AM   #142578
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Old 04-27-2013, 01:17 AM   #142579
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Not telling.
It has been a while
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I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
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I love thee not for voice or slender small,
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Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

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Old 04-27-2013, 02:21 AM   #142580
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It has been a while
Nope.....
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Old 04-27-2013, 02:58 AM   #142581
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Old 04-27-2013, 03:00 AM   #142582
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Old 04-27-2013, 03:02 AM   #142583
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Old 04-27-2013, 03:06 AM   #142584
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Old 04-27-2013, 03:20 AM   #142585
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And another no.
Would it count if I said he needs a case of Nair?
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:07 AM   #142586
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:11 AM   #142587
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I would till she makes my mum blush
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:16 AM   #142588
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Doing so right now...
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:19 AM   #142589
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No. (Her focus appears to be elsewhere right now.)
 

Old 04-27-2013, 06:12 AM   #142590
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nope--
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:16 AM   #142591
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Nope, well other than begging him to put his damn clothes on...you're like a toddler...sssshheeessshhh...
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:17 AM   #142592
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Nope, well other than begging him to put his damn clothes on...you're like a toddler...sssshheeessshhh...
Well she does try to go down on me---
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:18 AM   #142593
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Well she does try to go down on me---
I have to, you fail to get it up all the damn time...
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:19 AM   #142594
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I have to, you fail to get it up all the damn time...
But I keep trying---
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:28 AM   #142595
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But I keep trying---
He deserves an A for effort!
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:29 AM   #142596
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She wont talk dirty either---sigh--
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:32 AM   #142597
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She wont talk dirty either---sigh--
only about his underwear... LOL no I am not washing them
 

Old 04-27-2013, 06:33 AM   #142598
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only about his underwear... LOL no I am not washing them
Sigh no---but she wants too--
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:12 AM   #142599
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:13 AM   #142600
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