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Sometimes when you have siblings, you have the same sense of humour. We used to sit round and someone would say something quite innocuous then someone-else would make a reaction in a particular tone of voice and before we knew it, we'd just be laughing and laughing. I miss it so much. Tonight for the first time, Piglet and I had one of those exact moments. Lakhi did a great big smelly poo in her litter tray while we were playing Mancala, and Piglet said: "What's that smell!" and I just said, "Well, I don't think it's a wee wee." And suddenly we were off. "Be grateful," I said. "Be very grateful that at least you don't have to clear it up." We laughed so hard! While she was brushing her teeth she was still laughing so much I had to do them for her, and then we said something else and I was crying with laughter and Piglet was literally rolling on the bathroom floor she was laughing so hard.

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So, I'm pissed off and slightly hurt (even though I shouldn't be). But if I say anything I just sound like a self-centered, whiny bitch.

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Old 04-18-2013, 04:32 PM   #106603
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So, I'm pissed off and slightly hurt (even though I shouldn't be). But if I say anything I just sound like a self-centered, whiny bitch.

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Old 04-18-2013, 05:17 PM   #106604
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Sometimes I just expect too much from people I don't really know. That's all.
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So, I'm pissed off and slightly hurt (even though I shouldn't be). But if I say anything I just sound like a self-centered, whiny bitch.

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An honest expression of internal frustration or feelings can be vented, if phrased right.

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LOL, I had that happen to me earlier. My netbook is so light that kitty cat can nearly push it off the table!
My mate's cat nearly got killed that way, by landing >under< the object dropped.
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Naoko, my mother, sister and I are the same. When I get to go home to visit, my fella will just shake his head in dismay as the three of us dissolve in tearful laughter at the slightest thing.

My mother and niece once came to visit and the three of us sat and watched, quite intently, as the sand flowed through this hourglass-type thing, flipping it over and over, just waiting to see at what point it would stop on one end. We suddenly looked at each other and howled in laughter, literally rolling on the floor.

I miss that.

steve, *HUG* Sweetie, if I can vent, so can you. Please, feel free to bend my ear anytime.

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I wonder . . . if our galaxy was a sentient being with its own preferences, would it look at us on this little world and think:

"They named me what?"
 

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Along similar lines . . . .

Define the universe.

Give three examples.
 

Old 04-19-2013, 01:23 AM   #106613
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Hey, anna! I know. You kind of go along forgetting there are times like that in your life. This was the first time Piglet and I were like that, it was so great.


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Sweet pea. You are a lovely. You probably feel low because of the bloods they took from you, be a bit easy on yourself. Don't have caffeine and maybe have something to eat.
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Willie, I think it may be time to put down the bottle and get some shuteye.
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Willie, I think it may be time to put down the bottle and get some shuteye.
Can't I just have a few moments of unprompted blurting without being accused of being on the sauce?

Jeez.



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I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
 

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Can't I just have a few moments of unprompted blurting without being accused of being on the sauce?

Jeez.



Here's another:

I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
LOL, if you're on the Socratian cocktail you are in serious trouble! No wonder nobody has invented a cocktail called the Socrates. (Oh no. Now you're going to make one up, aren't you! )

Calling on us all to give three examples of defining the universe when it's 6.30 am here in Blighty is a step too far, Willie. Go back to the Amish honeymoon.

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LOL, if you're on the Socratian cocktail you are in serious trouble! No wonder nobody has invented a cocktail called the Socrates. (Oh no. Now you're going to make one up, aren't you! )
Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.

Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
 

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Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.

Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
I knew it! I think I might stick to my coffee this morning. Anyway I'm still sticky from the silk stocking body shots yesterday.

(I'll just leave that little thought there for HP to find when he comes on later. )
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HP has re-discovered Breakfast Cereals (it's only been 2 years).

Of course, the Weetabix requires some fruit (Mandarin, in juice) and a little something for interest (Special K, red berries) in small quantities of each in a normal bowl. (I don't do small bowls).

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HP has re-discovered Breakfast Cereals (it's only been 2 years).

Of course, the Weetabix requires some fruit (Mandarin, in juice) and a little something for interest (Special K, red berries) in small quantities of each in a normal bowl. (I don't do small bowls).

I think I'll keep my fried eggs for the weekends.
There are some tasty mueslis around, too!

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TGIF, remember! Except for me, I've got to teach tomorrow. But I like teaching and it's in the city centre not miles and miles away somewhere where there are no shops, so that's OK.
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Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.

Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
I recognized the line from Real Genius right away (spoken by Val Kilmer to whoever the main character was played by, I don't remember, not that I ever saw him anything after that).
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