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Old 04-15-2013, 02:10 AM   #17626
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Just curled into bed at Mr. And Mrs. House and not only does my bed have snuggle fresh sheets on it, but there was a new memory foam pillow waiting for me too.

Feeling loved.
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:44 AM   #17627
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Just curled into bed at Mr. And Mrs. House and not only does my bed have snuggle fresh sheets on it, but there was a new memory foam pillow waiting for me too.

Feeling loved.
This. It makes me want to saw Awwwwwww
 

Old 04-15-2013, 04:25 AM   #17628
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excuse the many many expletives in this post.

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Owl mating calls, high in the pines, in early morning.

Frog choirs by the creek, astounded that spring has come again.

A fat possum waddling across the street, sleepslow, but confident that I'd brake and let her - or him - pass.

I fucking hate possums right now.

Got one that broke half the louvers in my kitchen window, comes in every night and pisses all over my kitchen table and benches.

The louvers don't lock shut any more because the house is old and the damn thing shredded the mozzie cloth I tried to nail up.

It attacks my cat too and brings it's bloody babies in. Which aren't smart enough to get back out without mum. Then when I try to rescue baby, it makes that horrible fucking noise and mum tries to attack me.

I fucking hate possums.

Stupid thing isn't even put off being whacked with a roll of wrapping paper either.

And it lives in my roof so I have to put up with it scrabbling and thumping around like a fucking elephant at all hours.

I tried leaving food outside for it, hoping it would get the message and not come inside. Nooooo, no fucking joy there.

I seriously fucking hate that fucking possum.
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Old 04-15-2013, 04:38 AM   #17629
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I fucking hate possums right now.

Got one that broke half the louvers in my kitchen window, comes in every night and pisses all over my kitchen table and benches.

The louvers don't lock shut any more because the house is old and the damn thing shredded the mozzie cloth I tried to nail up.

It attacks my cat too and brings it's bloody babies in. Which aren't smart enough to get back out without mum. Then when I try to rescue baby, it makes that horrible fucking noise and mum tries to attack me.

I fucking hate possums.

Stupid thing isn't even put off being whacked with a roll of wrapping paper either.

And it lives in my roof so I have to put up with it scrabbling and thumping around like a fucking elephant at all hours.

I tried leaving food outside for it, hoping it would get the message and not come inside. Nooooo, no fucking joy there.

I seriously fucking hate that fucking possum.
Hopefully this might make you smile

http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/02/...m-competition/
 

Old 04-15-2013, 04:41 AM   #17630
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Hopefully this might make you smile

http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/02/...m-competition/
warn a woman before springing tea spew worthy pics on them yeah?

that was too too funny.

thanks kiwi.
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Old 04-15-2013, 04:45 AM   #17631
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warn a woman before springing tea spew worthy pics on them yeah?

that was too too funny.

thanks kiwi.
There are roads around here where people will dress them up and just sit them against a post in really funny outfits. It is twisted but well the destruction they cause over here is really bad.

Now you can go to bed at night and when it starts to annoy you, think about designing a costume for the possum once it's dead.

Maybe a BDSM type outfit?
 

Old 04-15-2013, 05:33 AM   #17632
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Just curled into bed at Mr. And Mrs. House and not only does my bed have snuggle fresh sheets on it, but there was a new memory foam pillow waiting for me too.

Feeling loved.
*Wistful sigh*

*Forlorn Bunny face*

*Goes to bed before I get ridiculous*
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:08 AM   #17633
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*Wistful sigh*

*Forlorn Bunny face*

*Goes to bed before I get ridiculous*
Naaaw, poor Bunny

I'll sing you the ripped off version of "soft kitty" if you want...
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:11 PM   #17634
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*Wistful sigh*

*Forlorn Bunny face*

*Goes to bed before I get ridiculous*
Soft Bunny
Warm Bunny
Little ball of fur
Happy Bunny
Sleepy Bunny
Murr, murr, murr.
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:17 PM   #17635
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:20 PM   #17636
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There are roads around here where people will dress them up and just sit them against a post in really funny outfits. It is twisted but well the destruction they cause over here is really bad.

Now you can go to bed at night and when it starts to annoy you, think about designing a costume for the possum once it's dead.

Maybe a BDSM type outfit?
Wow. Talk about a totally different take on "playing possum".
 

Old 04-15-2013, 03:57 PM   #17637
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Naaaw, poor Bunny

I'll sing you the ripped off version of "soft kitty" if you want...


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Soft Bunny
Warm Bunny
Little ball of fur
Happy Bunny
Sleepy Bunny
Murr, murr, murr.
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Old 04-16-2013, 12:30 PM   #17638
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Old 04-16-2013, 01:08 PM   #17639
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This column from Dear Prudence. The first written letter from a woman who wants to experiment with her perceived bisexuality is good, but don't miss the video letter, from a woman who wants to add kink to her sex life.
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Old 04-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #17640
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Today is Charlie Chaplin's birthday and I learned today that he actually wrote the music for the song smile.
 

Old 04-16-2013, 01:59 PM   #17641
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Old 04-16-2013, 07:18 PM   #17642
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Saw a bumper sticker today...
"Obama is my hero...
and her husband isn't bad, either."
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Old 04-17-2013, 12:51 AM   #17643
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The thought that i have the next two days off.
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:38 PM   #17644
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I'm babysitting my great niece today, and K and D are playing on the xbox and trading the baby back and forth as their turns allow. It's so awesome to watch my son learn that real men play with babies.
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More MWY bait...

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Old 04-17-2013, 04:32 PM   #17646
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This possibly belongs on the boring thread, but I will share it anyways.

I will confess that the score between the old printer and I would still be in it's favor cumulatively for the hours I have lost with its shenanigans...but if we just look at the squeaky paper jam skirmishes of JUST today I totally win.

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The Gourmet Cupcake Market is Crashing. This made me chuckle mostly in anticipation of the reactions we'll see here.
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:45 PM   #17648
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I find your lack of faith disturbing. But hilarious.
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:00 AM   #17649
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The Gourmet Cupcake Market is Crashing. This made me chuckle mostly in anticipation of the reactions we'll see here.
I'll need a moment of silence.
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:34 AM   #17650
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