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Old 04-05-2013, 05:33 PM   #42176
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About to start a vanilla business...because I totally need something else to do.

Keep your fingers or paws crossed for me, everybody.
So, you finally gave in and bought that ice cream stand next to the middle school? Be sure you stock pistachio, too, because if I ever show up and all you have is vanilla you're going to be in a world of hurt. Y'all oughta know what happens when you piss off the yanks.
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:37 PM   #42177
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So, you finally gave in and bought that ice cream stand next to the middle school? Be sure you stock pistachio, too, because if I ever show up and all you have is vanilla you're going to be in a world of hurt. Y'all oughta know what happens when you piss off the yanks.
Pistachio? Done.
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:46 PM   #42178
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About to start a vanilla business...because I totally need something else to do.

Keep your fingers or paws crossed for me, everybody.
Not that you *need* fingers/extremities crossed, because you're simply awesome and can do whatever you set your mind to do, but consider mine crossed and the business antenna powered up.
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:58 PM   #42179
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Not that you *need* fingers/extremities crossed, because you're simply awesome and can do whatever you set your mind to do, but consider mine crossed and the business antenna powered up.
Thank you!
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Old 04-05-2013, 06:38 PM   #42180
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Sorry for the double post, but...why do I bother to tell my mother anything? I'm super-excited about starting a new venture, so I made the mistake of telling her about it. You'd think by now I'd know that, since she's made a point of shitting on everybody and everything in her life besides her sister and nephew, she's certainly not going to change in her old age.

The real question is, why do I still let it affect me like this? After 30 years of never being good enough, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:10 PM   #42181
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So my phone/internet connection mysteriously went kaput last saturday. Today, I was on my way to a repair place to see if they could do anything and it started working again???? Hope it lasts. My iPhone is now named "Christine"
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:22 PM   #42182
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The real question is, why do I still let it affect me like this? After 30 years of never being good enough, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
I think we have the same mother!
You just have to keep reminding yourself that they were brought up in different times, I guess. (that's the best excuse that I can come up with anyway....)

Good luck on your new adventure, hunny-bunny! Positive vibes headed your way!
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:53 AM   #42183
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About to start a vanilla business...because I totally need something else to do.

Keep your fingers or paws crossed for me, everybody.
Yep. Lots of prayers, too. I think this is a good idea, but you already know that. *hugs*
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:26 AM   #42184
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Sorry for the double post, but...why do I bother to tell my mother anything? I'm super-excited about starting a new venture, so I made the mistake of telling her about it. You'd think by now I'd know that, since she's made a point of shitting on everybody and everything in her life besides her sister and nephew, she's certainly not going to change in her old age.

The real question is, why do I still let it affect me like this? After 30 years of never being good enough, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
Mine does the same thing. She'll ASK me-- what am I doing, how is it going? I'll tell her what I think my next step might be, or something I have an idea for down the road and she'll say "where will you get the money for that?"
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:16 PM   #42185
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It's these moments I always long to have a man around the house. A cock in my mouth for an hour usually cheers me right up.
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:10 PM   #42186
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What's really funny to me, is how insanely close the troll's handle is to my actual birth name.

Like if I were religious I would be wondering if god was trying to tell me something.

As it is, I just feel embarrassed that people named like me offer such a generally poor showing.
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:09 AM   #42187
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:35 AM   #42188
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Sorry for the double post, but...why do I bother to tell my mother anything? I'm super-excited about starting a new venture, so I made the mistake of telling her about it. You'd think by now I'd know that, since she's made a point of shitting on everybody and everything in her life besides her sister and nephew, she's certainly not going to change in her old age.

The real question is, why do I still let it affect me like this? After 30 years of never being good enough, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
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Mine does the same thing. She'll ASK me-- what am I doing, how is it going? I'll tell her what I think my next step might be, or something I have an idea for down the road and she'll say "where will you get the money for that?"
I wonder whether our mothers know each other and take notes.

Today I could not even be trusted to go out to the supermarket on my own to pick up some stuff for her because I refused to write a shopping list for 5 items.
 

Old 04-07-2013, 03:54 AM   #42189
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I wonder whether our mothers know each other and take notes.

Today I could not even be trusted to go out to the supermarket on my own to pick up some stuff for her because I refused to write a shopping list for 5 items.
Oh, life with a narcissist. One thing's for sure: There's never a dull moment.

But, oh, God, how I wish there were.
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:59 AM   #42190
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Oh, life with a narcissist. One thing's for sure: There's never a dull moment.

But, oh, God, how I wish there were.
I feel your pain.

Maybe we should have a Children of Narcissist Mothers thread so we can laugh at each others misfortunes. I am at the point where if I don't laugh, I will cry.
 

Old 04-07-2013, 01:07 PM   #42191
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Wow, I have been in a fog the past two days. What the hell is wrong? Get your ass moving neural synapses!
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Old 04-07-2013, 06:32 PM   #42192
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I feel your pain.

Maybe we should have a Children of Narcissist Mothers thread so we can laugh at each others misfortunes. I am at the point where if I don't laugh, I will cry.
God, I know that's right. You have to laugh about it, or you'd probably never stop crying.

We should totally do that, LOL.
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Old 04-07-2013, 11:38 PM   #42193
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Old 04-08-2013, 02:40 PM   #42194
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Seriously? Do I have to get every 70 year old man disease now from this shit?
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Old 04-08-2013, 02:49 PM   #42195
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Seriously? Do I have to get every 70 year old man disease now from this shit?
So, the male pattern baldness finally showed up? Or have you started using your night farts as a heat source?
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Old 04-08-2013, 03:45 PM   #42196
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So, the male pattern baldness finally showed up? Or have you started using your night farts as a heat source?
Hair not what it was, but I'll grant that I don't have a solar panel. You've never really farted till you have IBD. And I'll raise you gout.
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Old 04-08-2013, 04:12 PM   #42197
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I'd have to fold on the gout. I don't have the cards for those stakes.
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Ouch! Just had a friend who went through that. He said it was excruciating. And don't feel bad, he's not an old man, either.


Thinking of you and SW today, MWY. The Speculative fiction organization I belong to has little email chats pretty much every day. Today's topic? Random pedantry. Great fun. It's now veered off into phrases that people say or spell incorrectly. One of the best so far, (from a member's student), "It's a doggy dog world".

I submitted "tow the line", which, of course, should be "toe the line", though I seldom see anyone get that one right.
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Old 04-08-2013, 04:38 PM   #42199
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Ouch! Just had a friend who went through that. He said it was excruciating. And don't feel bad, he's not an old man, either.


Thinking of you and SW today, MWY. The Speculative fiction organization I belong to has little email chats pretty much every day. Today's topic? Random pedantry. Great fun. It's now veered off into phrases that people say or spell incorrectly. One of the best so far, (from a member's student), "It's a doggy dog world".

I submitted "tow the line", which, of course, should be "toe the line", though I seldom see anyone get that one right.
Ah, if it weren't for fluffernutters, correct grammar would be the best and fastest route to my heart.
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Old 04-08-2013, 05:15 PM   #42200
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Ah, if it weren't for fluffernutters, correct grammar would be the best and fastest route to my heart.
Understandable. Fluffernutters are pretty damn tasty.
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