Old 03-31-2013, 09:41 PM   #265401
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Old 03-31-2013, 09:49 PM   #265402
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I rarely watch basketball (of any variety). Unfortunately, I happened to witness Kevin Ware's compound fracture on the boobtube because my Easter dinner host was watching. Nasty, nasty stuff. All I could think of was the sickening image of Joe Theisman's broken leg.


 

Old 03-31-2013, 10:24 PM   #265403
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:29 PM   #265404
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:40 PM   #265405
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Old 03-31-2013, 11:07 PM   #265406
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Old 03-31-2013, 11:11 PM   #265407
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I rarely watch basketball (of any variety). Unfortunately, I happened to witness Kevin Ware's compound fracture on the boobtube because my Easter dinner host was watching. Nasty, nasty stuff. All I could think of was the sickening image of Joe Theisman's broken leg.


Omg fuck. Ow. Ow, ow, ow!
 

Old 03-31-2013, 11:17 PM   #265408
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Old 03-31-2013, 11:24 PM   #265409
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Old 03-31-2013, 11:31 PM   #265410
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Security to my sister who brilliantly decided to wear a Packers jersey to the airport: "Ma'am, we need you to step aside please"

My sister was truly terrified by that point and the head of security comes over and says "We have some concerns that you are from Wisconsin and we don't allow any Packers paraphernalia in the Minneapolis airport. Ma'am, are you smuggling cheese? Because you smell like cheese."


That poor, stupid girl.
 

Old 03-31-2013, 11:35 PM   #265411
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:23 AM   #265412
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Security to my sister who brilliantly decided to wear a Packers jersey to the airport: "Ma'am, we need you to step aside please"

My sister was truly terrified by that point and the head of security comes over and says "We have some concerns that you are from Wisconsin and we don't allow any Packers paraphernalia in the Minneapolis airport. Ma'am, are you smuggling cheese? Because you smell like cheese."


That poor, stupid girl.
*snicker laugh* It wasn't FDA approved.
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:30 AM   #265413
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Ma'am, are you smuggling cheese? Because you smell like cheese."
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:38 AM   #265414
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She's so young in so many ways. *sigh*

When she called me she asked me if I thought she smelled like cheese. For the love of all that is holy.
 

Old 04-01-2013, 12:40 AM   #265415
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She's so young in so many ways. *sigh*

When she called me she asked me if I thought she smelled like cheese. For the love of all that is holy.
What kind of cheese?
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:42 AM   #265417
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Cheese?
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:42 AM   #265418
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What kind of cheese?
Probably a mellow muenster.
 

Old 04-01-2013, 12:43 AM   #265419
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Probably a mellow muenster.
That's boring.........
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:44 AM   #265420
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That's boring.........
That's my sister.
 

Old 04-01-2013, 12:44 AM   #265421
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That's my sister.
Sorry.......
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:47 AM   #265424
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Sorry.......
Ah, so you've met her?

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Only on Sundays.
LOL.........
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