Why should we humiliate you when you're doing such a good job of humiliating yourself?
This type of post belongs in the BDSM Personals or the Fetish & Sexuality boards, not in BDSM Talk, which is intended for discussion of BDSM topics.
Oh, yeah... you've already found the BDSM Personals forum. Get thee hence until you have something to say - either question(s) or your input on questions or topics here.
Legal Notice and Attorney's CYA Requirements: The author of this post is not an attorney, physician, or marital or sexual therapist or counselor (nor does he play any or all of the above on television). All opinions are offered only as the viewpoint(s) of an individual with a certain amount of life experience, and should not be considered to be legal, medical, or therapeutic/counseling advice.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]