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03-23-2013, 02:21 AM
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Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.
Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
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03-23-2013, 05:53 PM
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I just read this
Would you like a raisin ?
No !
What about a date ?
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03-26-2013, 08:02 AM
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What works for me is, WANNA FUCK?
The best pickup line a woman has used on me is, I'M SO HORNY I CANT STAND IT.
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03-26-2013, 09:00 AM
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I despise comments like, " Ive never had and Asian before"  |
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03-26-2013, 09:08 AM
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I despise comments like, " Ive never had and Asian before" |
Your retort? "Wow, and I've never had an asshole before...what a coincidence!"
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03-26-2013, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON
What works for me is, WANNA FUCK?
The best pickup line a woman has used on me is, I'M SO HORNY I CANT STAND IT.
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Really, JBJ? REALLY? Or are you just trying to yank our chain again. I cannot imagine any woman, unless she was a pro and you were waving $300, would respond favourably to that sort of approach.
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03-26-2013, 09:35 AM
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Excuse me miss but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Bahaha
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03-26-2013, 09:40 AM
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Really, JBJ? REALLY? Or are you just trying to yank our chain again. I cannot imagine any woman, unless she was a pro and you were waving $300, would respond favourably to that sort of approach.
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Its works pretty good. I find that audacity is the key ingredient in most successful seductions. In fact, audacity usually works in most situations requiring a confrontation of some kind, it catches people unscripted and defenseless.
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03-26-2013, 09:52 AM
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Its works pretty good. I find that audacity is the key ingredient in most successful seductions. In fact, audacity usually works in most situations requiring a confrontation of some kind, it catches people unscripted and defenseless.
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Or possibly gets them slapped...
Where, exactly, do you go wimmin' huntin JBJ? I'm thinking you need to share your best pick up places so other guys can try the "wanna fuck" line!
I find it a wee bit interesting that you're equating a seduction with a confrontation though. Would love to be the fly on the wall to see how it works for ya!
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03-26-2013, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Aphroditiac
Or possibly gets them slapped...
Where, exactly, do you go wimmin' huntin JBJ? I'm thinking you need to share your best pick up places so other guys can try the "wanna fuck" line!
I find it a wee bit interesting that you're equating a seduction with a confrontation though. Would love to be the fly on the wall to see how it works for ya!
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Laundromats, college classes at night, WALMART checkout lines. Never bars or church.
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03-26-2013, 10:01 AM
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.... WALMART checkout lines...
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03-26-2013, 10:02 AM
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Or possibly gets them slapped...
Where, exactly, do you go wimmin' huntin JBJ? I'm thinking you need to share your best pick up places so other guys can try the "wanna fuck" line!
I find it a wee bit interesting that you're equating a seduction with a confrontation though. Would love to be the fly on the wall to see how it works for ya!
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I've never been slapped or rejected.
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03-26-2013, 10:09 AM
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Probably some off-the-wall stories about WM pickups...
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You can always try it, to see. But most people are lemmings and too scripted to be audacious.
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03-26-2013, 11:44 AM
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One of my favorite lines I have heard has been this little gem:
"Excuse me. I lost my pu$$y. Can you help me find it?"
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03-26-2013, 11:50 AM
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For St. Patrick's Day...
You must be Irish, 'cause my penis is a Dublin.
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