Make me dirty

[NekoParks]

presbytery

As the lissome blond rubbed her lover’s glistening cock against her luscious pink lips, she likened it to one of those soaring Presbytery spires that graced their town’s cathedral.

porcupine

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by NekoParks

presbytery

As the lissome blond rubbed her lover’s glistening cock against her luscious pink lips, she likened it to one of those soaring Presbytery spires that graced their town’s cathedral.

porcupine

porcupine

Sally was reminded of a porcupine when she spied the novelty french tickler adorning Tom's rock hard cock.


depiction

[steve44uk]

depiction

Despite his best efforts, his attempts at putting down their sexual acts on paper always ended badly. He so wanted to be an erotica writer, and he had a way with words generally. It was just the... vocabulary...

He was an articulate man, but his repressed upbringing meant that he had no means of telling what language was appropriate for a particular context. To put it bluntly, he struggled to differentiate his quim from his cunt, his cock from his willy and his tits from his dirtypillows.

This rendered his attempts at depiction of the sex act less than satisfactory.

Jenga

[danger2no]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

depiction

Despite his best efforts, his attempts at putting down their sexual acts on paper always ended badly. He so wanted to be an erotica writer, and he had a way with words generally. It was just the... vocabulary...

He was an articulate man, but his repressed upbringing meant that he had no means of telling what language was appropriate for a particular context. To put it bluntly, he struggled to differentiate his quim from his cunt, his cock from his willy and his tits from his dirtypillows.

This rendered his attempts at depiction of the sex act less than satisfactory.

Jenga

Breaking story: two frat guys injured in naked Jenga pile up. Film at 11.

blister

[satisfy]

Originally Posted by danger2no

Breaking story: two frat guys injured in naked Jenga pile up. Film at 11.

blister

As she reached the very edge of her climax, she felt a pressure. Then with a grandiose relief she felt her go over the edge, like a blister popped and slowly oozed pure pleasure throughout her whole body.

Earworm

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by satisfy

As she reached the very edge of her climax, she felt a pressure. Then with a grandiose relief she felt her go over the edge, like a blister popped and slowly oozed pure pleasure throughout her whole body.

Earworm

earworm


Jerry was incensed. How dare Theresa say his magnificent cock was small? He had been slapping her face playfully with his cock. He told her that her ear was one hole he hadn't had yet. She giggled and told him that it would be like the time she had an earworm as a child.


chihuahua

[steve44uk]

chihuahua

Tarquin's penis reminded Philomena of a chihuahua, which is to say that it was small, wrinkled, highly-strung and looked down on by many.

But she thought it was cute, and often wished she could carry it round in her handbag...

discourteous

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

chihuahua

Tarquin's penis reminded Philomena of a chihuahua, which is to say that it was small, wrinkled, highly-strung and looked down on by many.

But she thought it was cute, and often wished she could carry it round in her handbag...

discourteous

discourteous

Jenny told everyone who would listen, what a jerk Dave had been after their date.
Not only did he shoot his load inside her after she told him to pull out, but then he wiped his dick off on her curtains. "David sounds quite discourteous," was her grand mother's response.


shingles

[NekoParks]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

discourteous

Jenny told everyone who would listen, what a jerk Dave had been after their date.
Not only did he shoot his load inside her after she told him to pull out, but then he wiped his dick off on her curtains. "David sounds quite discourteous," was her grand mother's response.


shingles

Last night Sebastian and Winifred's love making was so exuberant that it not only woke up their neighbors, but also shook the shingles from their roof.

fractal

[Tio_Narratore]

fractal

If it hadn't been for the peyote, Mandelbrot would never have ascertained the fractal nature of sex. But there it was, the same no matter what scale he sensed it at; at the body, at the organ, at the cell, it was all fireworks and rockets and trains in tunnels...

recumbent

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

fractal

If it hadn't been for the peyote, Mandelbrot would never have ascertained the fractal nature of sex. But there it was, the same no matter what scale he sensed it at; at the body, at the organ, at the cell, it was all fireworks and rockets and trains in tunnels...

recumbent

recumbent

Edgar's recumbent cock angered Martha to the point that she smashed Edgar's testicles with a cast iron skillet.


Jagermeister

[69writer]

Her breasts were gorgeous with their pebble sized areaola. She was a sight to behold.

Taunting

[69writer]

Her breast were gorgeous with their pebble sized areaola. She was a sight to behold.

Taunting

[Tio_Narratore]

Jagermeister

His mastery from years of experience in the hunt paid off handsomely as he tracked his elusive prey to the watering hole. In the end, it only took one Black and Blue Buck cocktail for the Jagermeister to bag that 42 DD doe.

rondelet

[NekoParks]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

Jagermeister

His mastery from years of experience in the hunt paid off handsomely as he tracked his elusive prey to the watering hole. In the end, it only took one Black and Blue Buck cocktail for the Jagermeister to bag that 42 DD doe.

rondelet

Eternal Rondelet

As Eve flirted
A serpent entwined silk vines
As Eve flirted
Adam argued, resisted, skirted
Wise fruit ensorcelling desires
Luring Adam and Eve into fires
As Eve flirted

hubris

[steve44uk]

Originally Posted by NekoParks

Eternal Rondelet

As Eve flirted
A serpent entwined silk vines
As Eve flirted
Adam argued, resisted, skirted
Wise fruit ensorcelling desires
Luring Adam and Eve into fires
As Eve flirted

hubris

Brava.

He'd wrestled for days, trying to write a rondelet, in French, that didn't want to make him poke his eyes out with cocktail sticks. It was sheer hubris - he knew it. His mastery, if such it could be called, of the language was nowhere near enough to allow him to make the necessary rhyme structure work. Rhyming, he discovered, was a true bellwether of linguistic fluency.

In the end, someone beat him to it by means of the simple yet effective idea of writing it in English...

castellan

[NekoParks]

Originally Posted by steve44uk

Brava.

He'd wrestled for days, trying to write a rondelet, in French, that didn't want to make him poke his eyes out with cocktail sticks. It was sheer hubris - he knew it. His mastery, if such it could be called, of the language was nowhere near enough to allow him to make the necessary rhyme structure work. Rhyming, he discovered, was a true bellwether of linguistic fluency.

In the end, someone beat him to it by means of the simple yet effective idea of writing it in English...

castellan

In an epic battle of mind, will, and pervy imagination, Sebastian and Winifred feverishly played their own erotic version of the game Castellan. As with all impossibly erudite but deliciously kinky minds, Seb and Win had developed elaborate rules and terms that were explicit codes relating each game piece to a corresponding “piece” of each player’s anatomy, and each game piece’s position correlating to “sexual positions” derived from a variety of ancient texts from their own porn stash—er—library. Craftily, Sebastian knew that victory only could be forged by the careful placement of his pieces to form a “courtyard” that linked his "tower" to Winifred’s “walls”—or as he said while victoriously tossing discarded game pieces over his shoulder, “The penultimate moment when he stormed his lady’s castle.”

autodidact

[babylondementia]

autodidact[/quote]

among the multiple skills that i have picked up by being an autodidact, is the use of crochet which can lead to some interesting rope work on my target of choice


illuminate

[steve44uk]

illuminate

If pressed to put her finger on it, she'd have to own that it was the 'u' in the 'Tattoo Parlour' sign above the blacked-out window that finally caused her to take the plunge. What had, for the proprietor, been an unthinking echo of his foreign roots had been, to her, a breathtaking whisper of exoticism and sophistication.

She had no idea what she wanted, at least as far as ink was concerned, and she shivered inside at the look of wild inspiration in his eyes as he considered the tabula rasa of her pale skin.

The next few hours passed in a feverish blur of his intense concentration and her apprehensive pain and discomfort, both tempered by an exquisite anticipation of the finished work. His art became a secular, almost sexual act of worship designed to illuminate the codex of her body. He was a monk, immersed in the task of rendering explicit the hidden word of her sensuality.

And when he was finally done, despite the tenderness wrought by his artistic endeavours, she joyfully welcomed the injection of his own milky pigment into her yielding flesh...

deadline

[Tio_Narratore]

deadline

"It's been a great weekend, Marjorie," he said as he arose from the bed, "but if I don't go now, I'll never get my anthropology assignment in on time."

"I'm sure you can get an extension on that deadline, James," cooed Professor Lindesforme as she handcuffed him to the headboard.

toxophilite

[danger2no]

toxophilite

"Bull's eye!!!" She nailed the rancid old professor between his piggy eyes and won the contest. Everything I know about archery I learned from The Hunger Games, she thought.

pita bread

[NekoParks]

pita bread

When Sebastian told Winifred that he wanted to have a romantic picnic under the stars, she didn't think that pita bread and sardine sandwiches had the same sensual impact as chocolate covered strawberries and champagne. Some guys just didn’t know how to pack their snacks.

snapdragons

[SwtGrnApplCandy]

Originally Posted by NekoParks

pita bread

When Sebastian told Winifred that he wanted to have a romantic picnic under the stars, she didn't think that pita bread and sardine sandwiches had the same sensual impact as chocolate covered strawberries and champagne. Some guys just didn’t know how to pack their snacks.

snapdragons

As he worked his way down his lovers body, he approached her her clean shaven pussy. He gently opened her outer lips and in side it reminded him of a glistening snapdragon after a warm spring rain.

TRIPOD

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by SwtGrnApplCandy

As he worked his way down his lovers body, he approached her her clean shaven pussy. He gently opened her outer lips and in side it reminded him of a glistening snapdragon after a warm spring rain.

TRIPOD

Rita thought to her self as Dave approached the bed, "If his cock was any longer he'd look like a tripod." When he mounted her, she discovered his size had been a trick of the shadows. He was hung like a gnat.


ventriloquist

[steve44uk]

ventriloquist

As his fingers moved inside her, his thumb gliding languidly back and forth over the turgid nub of her clit, she lay there helpless, boneless...

He was in no hurry at all, his nimble digits curling to massage her inner walls. Each movement elicited a new vocal response, a gasp, an "Oh!", a "Fuuuck..."

She couldn't shake the feeling that was loving the sense of controlling her, of making her body sing , a ventriloquist imbuing his puppet with a life that was contrived yet utterly real. That should have disturbed her - normally, she liked to drive - but right at that moment, as the world whited out and her wails echoed off the bedroom walls, she could not possibly have cared less...

journeyman