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Old 03-06-2013, 04:15 PM   #927
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As the lissome blond rubbed her loverís glistening cock against her luscious pink lips, she likened it to one of those soaring Presbytery spires that graced their townís cathedral.

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Despite his best efforts, his attempts at putting down their sexual acts on paper always ended badly. He so wanted to be an erotica writer, and he had a way with words generally. It was just the... vocabulary...

He was an articulate man, but his repressed upbringing meant that he had no means of telling what language was appropriate for a particular context. To put it bluntly, he struggled to differentiate his quim from his cunt, his cock from his willy and his tits from his dirtypillows.

This rendered his attempts at depiction of the sex act less than satisfactory.

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Despite his best efforts, his attempts at putting down their sexual acts on paper always ended badly. He so wanted to be an erotica writer, and he had a way with words generally. It was just the... vocabulary...

He was an articulate man, but his repressed upbringing meant that he had no means of telling what language was appropriate for a particular context. To put it bluntly, he struggled to differentiate his quim from his cunt, his cock from his willy and his tits from his dirtypillows.

This rendered his attempts at depiction of the sex act less than satisfactory.

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Old 03-07-2013, 02:51 PM   #931
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As she reached the very edge of her climax, she felt a pressure. Then with a grandiose relief she felt her go over the edge, like a blister popped and slowly oozed pure pleasure throughout her whole body.

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Jerry was incensed. How dare Theresa say his magnificent cock was small? He had been slapping her face playfully with his cock. He told her that her ear was one hole he hadn't had yet. She giggled and told him that it would be like the time she had an earworm as a child.


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Tarquin's penis reminded Philomena of a chihuahua, which is to say that it was small, wrinkled, highly-strung and looked down on by many.

But she thought it was cute, and often wished she could carry it round in her handbag...

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Tarquin's penis reminded Philomena of a chihuahua, which is to say that it was small, wrinkled, highly-strung and looked down on by many.

But she thought it was cute, and often wished she could carry it round in her handbag...

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Not only did he shoot his load inside her after she told him to pull out, but then he wiped his dick off on her curtains. "David sounds quite discourteous," was her grand mother's response.


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If it hadn't been for the peyote, Mandelbrot would never have ascertained the fractal nature of sex. But there it was, the same no matter what scale he sensed it at; at the body, at the organ, at the cell, it was all fireworks and rockets and trains in tunnels...

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If it hadn't been for the peyote, Mandelbrot would never have ascertained the fractal nature of sex. But there it was, the same no matter what scale he sensed it at; at the body, at the organ, at the cell, it was all fireworks and rockets and trains in tunnels...

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Her breasts were gorgeous with their pebble sized areaola. She was a sight to behold.

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Her breast were gorgeous with their pebble sized areaola. She was a sight to behold.

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Old 03-11-2013, 09:57 AM   #939
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His mastery from years of experience in the hunt paid off handsomely as he tracked his elusive prey to the watering hole. In the end, it only took one Black and Blue Buck cocktail for the Jagermeister to bag that 42 DD doe.

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As Eve flirted
A serpent entwined silk vines
As Eve flirted
Adam argued, resisted, skirted
Wise fruit ensorcelling desires
Luring Adam and Eve into fires
As Eve flirted

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Brava.

He'd wrestled for days, trying to write a rondelet, in French, that didn't want to make him poke his eyes out with cocktail sticks. It was sheer hubris - he knew it. His mastery, if such it could be called, of the language was nowhere near enough to allow him to make the necessary rhyme structure work. Rhyming, he discovered, was a true bellwether of linguistic fluency.

In the end, someone beat him to it by means of the simple yet effective idea of writing it in English...

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among the multiple skills that i have picked up by being an autodidact, is the use of crochet which can lead to some interesting rope work on my target of choice


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If pressed to put her finger on it, she'd have to own that it was the 'u' in the 'Tattoo Parlour' sign above the blacked-out window that finally caused her to take the plunge. What had, for the proprietor, been an unthinking echo of his foreign roots had been, to her, a breathtaking whisper of exoticism and sophistication.

She had no idea what she wanted, at least as far as ink was concerned, and she shivered inside at the look of wild inspiration in his eyes as he considered the tabula rasa of her pale skin.

The next few hours passed in a feverish blur of his intense concentration and her apprehensive pain and discomfort, both tempered by an exquisite anticipation of the finished work. His art became a secular, almost sexual act of worship designed to illuminate the codex of her body. He was a monk, immersed in the task of rendering explicit the hidden word of her sensuality.

And when he was finally done, despite the tenderness wrought by his artistic endeavours, she joyfully welcomed the injection of his own milky pigment into her yielding flesh...

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"It's been a great weekend, Marjorie," he said as he arose from the bed, "but if I don't go now, I'll never get my anthropology assignment in on time."

"I'm sure you can get an extension on that deadline, James," cooed Professor Lindesforme as she handcuffed him to the headboard.

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"Bull's eye!!!" She nailed the rancid old professor between his piggy eyes and won the contest. Everything I know about archery I learned from The Hunger Games, she thought.

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When Sebastian told Winifred that he wanted to have a romantic picnic under the stars, she didn't think that pita bread and sardine sandwiches had the same sensual impact as chocolate covered strawberries and champagne. Some guys just didnít know how to pack their snacks.

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As he worked his way down his lovers body, he approached her her clean shaven pussy. He gently opened her outer lips and in side it reminded him of a glistening snapdragon after a warm spring rain.

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As he worked his way down his lovers body, he approached her her clean shaven pussy. He gently opened her outer lips and in side it reminded him of a glistening snapdragon after a warm spring rain.

TRIPOD
Rita thought to her self as Dave approached the bed, "If his cock was any longer he'd look like a tripod." When he mounted her, she discovered his size had been a trick of the shadows. He was hung like a gnat.


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As his fingers moved inside her, his thumb gliding languidly back and forth over the turgid nub of her clit, she lay there helpless, boneless...

He was in no hurry at all, his nimble digits curling to massage her inner walls. Each movement elicited a new vocal response, a gasp, an "Oh!", a "Fuuuck..."

She couldn't shake the feeling that was loving the sense of controlling her, of making her body sing , a ventriloquist imbuing his puppet with a life that was contrived yet utterly real. That should have disturbed her - normally, she liked to drive - but right at that moment, as the world whited out and her wails echoed off the bedroom walls, she could not possibly have cared less...

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