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Old 03-10-2013, 11:12 PM   #17526
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Taking the pudgy (though not as pudgy as she used to be) Corgi out for her pre-bedtime walk, and watching her porpoise through foot-plus deep snow drift on her three-inch long legs... She has so much fun!
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:39 PM   #17527
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Old 03-14-2013, 09:55 AM   #17528
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Today I Learned: Coke Can Be Used to Clean Toilets
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Here’s the thing: I’m a hardcore Coke girl. So the fact that someone decided to dump a bottle down a toilet to demonstrate how it could be used as a lime and stain cleaner does nothing to convert me to the dark side. I just take it as further proof of Coke’s perfection.
More, of course, at the link in the headline above.
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:20 AM   #17529
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Today I Learned: Coke Can Be Used to Clean Toilets
Lede:

Here’s the thing: I’m a hardcore Coke girl. So the fact that someone decided to dump a bottle down a toilet to demonstrate how it could be used as a lime and stain cleaner does nothing to convert me to the dark side. I just take it as further proof of Coke’s perfection.
More, of course, at the link in the headline above.
Ha, I'm not a soda girl but I did have a tow truck guy pour coke on my corroded battery terminals before a jump. He said coke works best. Yipes
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:19 AM   #17530
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Up waaay too early this morning because I rolled over and started sleeping on my incision (owwie), so Farkin' around and found this:
The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time
Local news is weird. Like, really weird.
I'm only going to post a few of *my* favorites, but the bonus here is that it's NOT a slideshow You can get to the whole set by clicking the link in the headline above.








(If that ^^^ is a MILF, the term no longer fits in my glossary of sexual terms.)



Bottom line concerns me a bit. People need to rely on family recipe banks, not use the Internet for every little thing
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:28 AM   #17531
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MWY bait...

Was the destruction of the Death Star an inside job?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:38 AM   #17532
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Up waaay too early this morning because I rolled over and started sleeping on my incision (owwie), so Farkin' around and found this:
OK, that was hysterical!I shared on FB and Twitter. Thanks for the Monday smile and hope you're healing up well, SW.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:52 PM   #17533
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Was the destruction of the Death Star an inside job?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg
You did it! A one-in-a-million shot (well, the odds were a little better than that) and I actually did turn away from my work to watch this seven-minute video.

And it was absolutely hysterical. Thank you, thank you. I sense that a disturbance in the force will soon begin at Facebook.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:02 PM   #17534
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Applying for a really interesting position. It's not likely I'll get it, for various reason, but even applying for it made my evening.

And because I was in the mood for applying, and J approved, I sent an application for a student exchange thingy to Georgia (the country) and Belarus. Not likely I'll get a place there, either, but man, I'd be so glad to go to either country for those 3-4 months. Anyways, just filling the application made me feel happy.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:09 PM   #17535
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Applying for a really interesting position. It's not likely I'll get it, for various reason, but even applying for it made my evening.

And because I was in the mood for applying, and J approved, I sent an application for a student exchange thingy to Georgia (the country) and Belarus. Not likely I'll get a place there, either, but man, I'd be so glad to go to either country for those 3-4 months. Anyways, just filling the application made me feel happy.
*Jealous*
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:32 PM   #17536
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*FISTPUMP*

I just came up with the COOLEST idea for the launch party for the next book. If you're in Nelson this July, you won't want to miss it!
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:42 PM   #17537
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*FISTPUMP*

I just came up with the COOLEST idea for the launch party for the next book. If you're in Nelson this July, you won't want to miss it!
I'll have to check the map to see how far out of our way this would be on my trip to Maine.
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:34 AM   #17538
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Sick of winter? Butler County (OH) 'sues' groundhog for late spring

Wants death penalty considered
It's a short article. I'll just let y'all click on the link in the headline above if you're interested, instead of quoting from it.
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Old 03-22-2013, 12:28 PM   #17539
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An excellent cappuccino. Interestingly, at 3 euros it was also one of the cheaper ones I've had lately.
Being called a Central European transplant.
Talking about economics and politics of the EU, and actually feeling being heard and appreciated in said conversation.
J overhearing the end of that conversation and being thoroughly impressed by me.

And most importantly a good hair day, third day in a row!!
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:08 PM   #17540
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Finding the TV show "Banzai" on YouTube! I loved this show. Wasted yesterday watching the clips.

Here's one of my favorite "lady 1 question" with George Takei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bquOc...e_gdata_player

There are other "lady 1 question" but this one is THE BEST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM5h...e_gdata_player

I think I pulled a muscle laughing.
Other good ones- stupid dog challenge, squirrel lift, old lady chicken... oh go ahead and waste your day.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #17541
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Lawrenceville soup kitchen helps pets

.... Every Saturday dozens of people arrive to collect food for their hungry pets. It's now considered the largest pet food bank in the state. Daffy's gave away more than 800,000 pounds of dog and cat food in 2012.

Roberta Fisher is a frequent patron. She needs the food for her service dog, Ms. Penny. "She (Penny) is my medical assistant; she is my baby, and to lose her, would be like losing a child," said Fisher. But in 2012 Fisher nearly lost Penny. Fisher was homeless and had no way of feeding the large dog. She then heard about Daffy's. "I'm glad we have this program, because if it wasn't, neither one of us would be here today," said Fisher fighting back tears.
There's more, including a link to the pet foodbank's website, in the article linked through the headline.
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Old 03-22-2013, 05:47 PM   #17542
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:09 PM   #17543
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Old 03-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #17544
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What has made me smile for quite a few days is this balloon (and roses) she bought for me on the second hospitalization, 12/2/12... that's 110 days ago by my count, and the sucker is still floating up against the ceiling in my home office.
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Old 03-22-2013, 09:47 PM   #17545
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The thought of figging with Altoids instead of ginger root...
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:01 PM   #17546
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What has made me smile for quite a few days is this balloon (and roses) she bought for me on the second hospitalization, 12/2/12... that's 110 days ago by my count, and the sucker is still floating up against the ceiling in my home office.
Nice!
I love smiley faced stuff!
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Old 03-24-2013, 05:47 PM   #17548
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He couldn't remember which day my birthday is, so he sends me loves and text messages the day before, and makes sure he's free and about today for 4 hours of chatting about nothing and everything.

He makes me feel so interesting.

I love that man.
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:05 PM   #17549
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Finding the TV show "Banzai" on YouTube! I loved this show. Wasted yesterday watching the clips.

Here's one of my favorite "lady 1 question" with George Takei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bquOc...e_gdata_player

There are other "lady 1 question" but this one is THE BEST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM5h...e_gdata_player

I think I pulled a muscle laughing.
Other good ones- stupid dog challenge, squirrel lift, old lady chicken... oh go ahead and waste your day.
This happened - almost, anyway - to me the other day. I went searching for a particular clip from Big Bang Theory and spent hours wandering the hallways of YouTube looking at clips.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:16 AM   #17550
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